Coffee Philosophy

By Infinitis A humble fan fic writer

It's not just about Starbucks... its life!

Dilandau P.O.V.

Rock bands are useful. They help you wake up in the morning.

"...I'm going hungry! I'm going hungry! I'm..."

A noise emits from my stomach. I growl as I turn away from my radio. Damn song! I don't want to be hungry NOW!!!

My hand unconsciously grabs the deep red sheets I somehow knocked off during the night. I pull them over my head.

Lights seem to seep through my sheet. Damn! I slightly crack my eyes open to see my clock.

6:43A.M

...Ugh, six-forty-three... HOW COME THE SUN IS OUT??!!

With a grunt and a slam, I cover my head with the nearest pillow I could find.

Why? Why me? It's Saturday Morning for God's sake!! I-just-want-to-sleep-in...

Du Du do dut do dut do doo dut. Du Du do dut do dut do doo dut. Du Du do dut do dut do doo dut, doo doo doo dut dooo dut dut dooooo.

"AHHH!!" I screamed as I jolted from my somewhat comfortable sleeping position. My hand took a hold of the culprit's wrist. I shot an angry glare out at Celena. I know it was her. She is the only one who owns the Ultra Rare Eternal Sailor Moon Alarm Clock. Gah! I hate that song.

Celena gives a nervous laugh. I threw her wrist away from my grasp.

"Damn damn damn damn damn!" My fingers ran through my silver bed-head hair.

"Wow! I never expected you to quote from musical! Especially 'My Fair Lady'."

"What!? I just watched it because of that line." Plus, the only musical I EVER watch again is "Point Your Wagon". The thought of Clent Eastwood singing is hilarious.

Just as Celena looked away to think otherwise, I flopped back on my bed. I tried to get anything to cover my head so I could sleep. Oh, to sleep...

"Riiise and shhhine!!"

I grunted as I looked at the annoying girl. Sigh. "I'll rise your shine" I said as I tried to get some sleeping sand out of my eyes. "What time is it?"

"Uh..." She looked to her Ultra Rare Eternal Sailor Moon Alarm Clock "It's eleven-thirty-nine."

My eyes widened. "What the heck?!" I grabbed my own clock... 11:39. My fingers rub my eyes in annoyance. Stupid eyes. Damn that sun! it always does that to my sight. "Ugh, I thought it was six-something."

"Awww, poor baby; are your eyes hurting?" Celena leans to me with a puppy face. Her appearance reeks with sarcasm. She loves to "baby" me around. It's the LAST thing I want to do right now.

I push her away playfully, but annoyed. "Go! Leave!"

She crosses her arms. I guess there's no way to avoid her. "Oh no, never." She smiles back.

Fine! I give up! My feet move to the side of the mattress that I call a "bed". I swore to myself some more as I got up and angrily walked to my closet to find a shirt. Wait a minute... I turn my red eyes to the girl. After a few minutes of staring at my back, her blue eyes make contact with mine. Her face turns to a tomato-red. Aha! Caught you!

She quickly turns away. "What!?"

I chuckled.

"So..." I pulled a red button-up shirt on, only to leave a couple buttons open at the top, "...why did you wake me up?"

"Oh." The blonde seemed to jump with recognition. She grabbed her purse and started to fish for something. Why do women have so much stuff? I think their over prepared-

"Catch!"

I grabbed the book she threw at me and examined it. Great, a manga book. "What's up with this?"

She walked to the place I stood and put me face-to-face with a page in the book.

"Look! This is really weird! Who does that guy right there look similar too!?"

She's paranoid... "Uh, I dunno..."

The last thing I knew, my eyes saw a blur of a fist! "Ow! What was that for!?"

"You're so dumb. Just look!" she pointed to a cartoon character. "I swear it's Van!"

Van... grrrr... That bast-

She hit me again. "I knew what you were thinking, but still!" Celena turned another couple of pages; this time, she pointed to a girl. "This is Hitomi. It's really creepy that even THOSE TWO appear together in here... AND..." She turned another page.

"It must be coincidence."

"No, it's not, LOOK!" She pointed out a burly, dark skinned man, with black hair.

"So?"

"Read!" Her voice seemed to be agrivated to no end!

So I read... Diland-... THE HECK!!! "That does NOT look like me! I can't be that burly... right?" I turned to Celena. She shrugs. "Are you in this?"

"No..." She gave a frustrated sigh. "...but isn't it freaky?" The Blondie looked back at me with wide eyes.

"Celena..." I walked to her and put my arm around her shoulder. I lead both of us away from that book and room. "...maybe these things are best left alone." I brought her to the apartment hallway. "Why don't you go to Starbucks and wait for me there, but don't get anything, I'm paying." I fakely smile back at her.

"OOOh kay..." The blue-eyed girl looks strangely back at me. "Well, when you do, I'm getting a peppermint Frop.! "I need to cool off." Celena started to walk down the hallway. "Ja!" She waved while walking.

Blondes are so clueless... I happily tiptoed back to my room while giggling like a school girl. My eyes look back to the accursed book. I smiled like a cat getting ready to pounce on its prey.

"Hee hee hee hee hee... Burning material!"

Fin.

LOL J/K!

Celena P.O.V.

He's paying... paying... hey, doesn't he only pay for his own? I thought Dilandau was heartless... that's unusual...

Just as my fingers touched the Starbucks store-

Wait! Weird manga plus unusual-dilly-mood plus me-away-from-him = BAKA MOMENT!!!

My fingers form into a tight fist. I ran, ran as fast as I could. Please don't do anything stupid! Pleez pleez pleeeeeeeeease!!!

15 Minutes Earlier

"YOU STUPID BAKA!!!"

Firefighters and Fire trucks surround our apartment... excuses me... our "late" apartment...

"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK DILANDAU!!! And now... LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!!" I pointed to the dying building. The Albino winces as a part of the apartment collapses.

"Uh... Gomen nesai?

"AAHHH!!!" I grabbed some of the hair on his head. "That's it! No more matches for you!"

Dilandau's eyes go wide. "Wha-What?!?" Dilly falls to the ground in a kneeling stance. "You can't do that! You'll be taking my happiness, my joy! NO! Not the matches! Anything but the matches!!!

I looked down at the pathetic sight before me. My eyes twitch in anger. "No-More-Matches........."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

(...Poor Dilandau... all he wants is a little blaze here and there... maybe a city charred to ash.... Is that so much to ask? Seriously... Note from the editor thumbs up )

Muaaaaahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! What will Dilly do now?? Three more reviews to continue!! Ohooooooo!!!!!!!!! I'm sooooo cruel. XD

You asked for a continuation, and here you have it! I'll have to deal with other stuff other then coffee T.T But it's fun!!!!!

Chio for now!

Infinitis

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