Inuyasha was glade that finally he got rid of that darn flea. He was at peace once again. Strolling along cleaning his sword with a leaf he grabbed off a tree but soon he started to tumble down a steep hill. For he was not paying attention to where he was going and tripped over a vein on the ground. He lost his sword during the fall where it was on the hill he didn't know.

He finally landed on something hard making it say "ugh". Inuyasha quickly tried to get up but was still dizzy from hitting a rock on his way down. He turned to his side to look at the beast or creature he landed on. It was black he could see that for sure but it wasn't moving. Except making drastic moans from under what looked like a black cloth or cape. Inuyasha managed to get up and go over to what ever it was. He picked up a stick and started to poke at what now looked like a drunken human.

The person then lunged to his feet pointing a long pole at him. Both of them put their weapons down once they realized who it was.

"I swear Miroku what the hell are you doing way out here?"

Inuyasha made a furious face and thru the stick down starting up the hill to find his sword.

"Hey its not like I was the one you made you fall on me. Don't you think I a swore?"

Miroku yelled up at him.

"Why don't you shut up I need to find my sword?"

Miroku then did what he was told knowing how Inuyasha was when he blew up. And he was in the moment and more ready to then any other day. Soon he started to help him search for his sword. They found it caught in a brush not so far off from where he fell. He grabbed it and whipped the piece of steal off then continued on his way. Ignoring the monk the hole time.

"Why thanks that thank you was very nice. Not to mention our friends were captured by this evil creature that looks like you not to mention that it's a women.

Inuyasha then stopped where he stood and continued walking again.

"Where exactly are you going for god sakes you don't know where they went."

Miroku then realized he went a little over board that time. Inuyasha turned around and shoved a paper in his face that had a big hole in the middle of it. Miroku read the paper now understanding he knew what happened to their friends. Miroku then started feeling guilty following him guilty grabbing his staff that was on the ground. He also realized now looking at Inuyasha's back that a piece of his robe was missing. In replace of it was a wound making the red robe even redder then usual.

They soon came up to a creek that was a weird purple on the other side a ways was a stone structure that formed something but Miroku couldn't make it out.

"Jump in Miroku lets see what this water can do to that brain of yours."

Inuyasha said smiling at his own joke although Miroku knew he wasn't going to set foot in the weird goop of a river.

"I swear Miroku you are such a wimp." Inuyasha then jumped in the water only going up to his waist.

"Hey its fine come on in if your not to scared" Inuyasha said over his shoulder holding his sword above his head.

Miroku then did the same thing but instead of standing he slipped and fell in the slimy mess. He then swallowed some as he tried to rise but it still seemed he was just fine. But once he got out he started to feel dizzy almost passing out. When he opened his eyes again it seemed that a women was standing in front of him. With white hair and great body but was Beautiful. She then said

"Miroku are you all right or are just making a act the river couldn't of done anything. Now come on we need to find our friends."

"What Friends babe"

"Miroku are you delusional because I swear you just called me babe. For god sakes its me Inuyasha."

"Ya right, your to pretty to be him."

Hope you like this chapter its funny isn't it.