(A/N:: Drum roll please! Presenting Song Chapter 5! Yeah! Warning, this chapter isn't as funny as the other one, but still has it's funny tid-bits…I think.)

DISCLAIMER:: How many people would love to have a certain quidditch keeper locked up in there closet right now? Hmmm…? Now you see, you could get sued for that, just like me if I don't put a disclaimer saying that I don't own anything, but the plot.

Ch. 5 What to do, what to do…

"Would you all stop laughing?! This is serious! Do you know what day it will be in two days?!" Hermione yelled holding two fingers up.

"Monday?" Fred asked.

"EXACTLY!"

"So…?" George looked confused.

"SO? What do you mean so?! Monday I have classes to teach! You know I'm only the Charms professor at Hogwarts, not that it means anything to you gits. But it happens to matter to me!" She rambled on.

Oliver was still laughing when he stop abruptly and had the most horrific look on his face. "BLOODY HELL!"

"What?" They all turned their attention to him.

Now being extremely serious he answered. " Monday is not good day for me to go around and flaunt myself as Hermione either. Major game coming up against the Cannons and Coach is putting us in hard core training mode. Fred, George. You have to change us back!"

"Um…sorry mate, like we said before…" George started.

Seeing that this time around, both Oliver and Hermione had the look in their eyes and were about to attack the twins, Fred interrupted.

"But!"

Oliver and Hermione stopped momentarily to the protest.

"I know some one who can help us get you two back to normal."

"Who?" Oliver asked.

Fred and George didn't answer immediately. Hermione, however figured who they were talking about.

"Dumbledore…"

[[ Hogwarts - Professor Dumbledore's Office ]]

"Ah…yes, I've been expecting you all, a little sooner that I thought however." Dumbledore said sitting comfortably in his chair as he watched four figures file one by one out of his fireplace.

"Hello again Professor." Oliver said as he took the only vacant seat.

"Ugh hmm!" Hermione cough from behind Oliver.

He looked at her wide-eyed and shrugged his shoulders. "What?"

She rolled her eyes. "I think it would be proper if the lady was to sit in the chair."

"You know what?"

"What?"

"You're absolutely right."

Hermione smiled out of satisfaction and waited for Oliver to get up so she could sit down. But he didn't budge. She gave him a cold stare and his response would only infuriate her even more.

"What? You said you thought it would be proper if the lady was to sit in the chair and I don't see any other lady her, but me." He grinned cheekily.

She raised a brow and looked like she was ready to blow. Oliver laughed and held his hands up as a "okay, okay, I surrender." and got up out of the chair for Hermione to sit.

She smiled triumphal and plopped down into the chair. The chair wasn't as comfortable as it use to be. But that was before she was in the body of "the" Oliver Wood. She shifted a couples times before she finally settle into the chair. She looked up to see four pair of eyes watching her.

"Done yet?" Oliver asked.

"If you must know, yes I'm done."

They all now turned their attention to Dumbledore. Hermione was about to explain their "little" situation when Fred cut her off briefly.

"Professor, did you get your order of Weasley's Wacky Ink?"

"Ah…Yes I did actually. And I want to thank you for it to. It is fun to see Minerva attempt to take notes for me and then have the words arrange themselves into very interesting sentences if I might add." He chuckled.

"Aw…Anytime for our favorite Headmaster." George piped up.

Hermione coughed again to regain everyone's attention once more.

"As I was saying…" She eyed the twins. "Albus, we have a situation here as you already know."

The wise man nodded.

She continued on telling him everything. From the moment that Fred and George asked them to be their testers, right down to the very detail of her being chased by a group of psychotic screaming bimbos.

Oliver protested at the last statement. "They are not psychotic screaming bimbos."

She snapped back with, "Oh yeah, well then what would you call a group of gagging girls lunging at you and chasing you everywhere, leaving you no room, not even to breath?"

He thought for a second. "Why, I would call them Super Duper Loyal Oliver Wood Fans of course."

"Psht…What world do you live on?"

"This one." He gave his famous grin that could make any girl melt, but it was weird though. He was still able to pull it off, even in Hermione's body.

Hermione rolled her eyes and was a tad bit disgusted, she didn't even know her face was capable of doing that.

"You are so egotistical…" She murmured.

"Well, you're so uptight."

She looked at him in shock. "Am not!"

"Are to!"

"Am not!"

"Are to!"

"W-Well at least I'm not egotistical…"

"I think we've established that already…And…H-Hey! I am not egotistical!"

"Oh look, someone's finally caught on."

Just as Oliver opened his mouth to protest, Dumbledore cleared his throat to get there attention.

"I am very aware that there is a small situation on our hands and I'm also aware of the fact that you two have no way of changing back anytime soon."

"Yes Albus. What do you suggest we do?" Hermione asked ignoring the many faces that Oliver was making at her.

"There is only one thing that I can suggest you two do. But I must ask, how willing are you two?"

"VERY!" Both Hermione and Oliver asked.

"Well, until Fred and George here find a solution, you two will have to walk in each others shoes for the time being."

It was now Hermione to laugh in hysterics.

"Bloody Fruit-ness Frankenstein Fred. I think she's gone completely mad." George whispered to his other half.

"Whoa…whoa…WHOA! You." She pointed at Dumbledore, still laughing. "Want me." She pointed to herself. "To be Oliver, until these two." She pointed to the twins. "Find a solution?"

He nodded. She bursted out laughing again. The twins looked at her as if she really was crazy and Oliver pretty much had the same reaction as Hermione but in a less obvious way.

She calmed down and wiped a tear from her eye. "That's a good one Albus. Seriously now…"

"I am being serious Hermione." He responded in the most delightful tone.

Now Hermione was extremely serious and upset. "No…no, no, no, no, NO! There is no way in Merlin's name that I will live as Oliver Wood."

"Well, I'm sorry, but you have no choice."

She brought her hand up to her head and mumbled. "This is just a really, really bad dream."

"What's wrong Hermione? Afraid you won't be able to fulfill my shoes." Oliver asked. He was in fact, distraught by her reaction and found it rather insulting.

She glared at him before sitting straight, brought her right hand to her chest and cleared her throat. "Hi, I'm Oliver Wood, I'm a Quidditch-holic. I am very conceited and arrogant. Oh and my specialty, I love to date women with no brains. Why because it makes me look very smart." She looked at Oliver again. "I don't think it'll be very hard to be you."

Oliver was now just plain pissed off. That was practically the last straw. Who was she to say that. She didn't even know what his life was really like.

He forced his grin and said. "Well, I don't think it will be hard to be a mean old hag, whose very life revolves around being a stupid Hogwarts Professor, no offense Professor" He referred to Dumbledore.

"None taken." He replied.

Oliver continued. " and someone who doesn't even know the meaning of fun. I mean honestly, if you ask me, that's not very hard to do. I've already got the look, what more is there to do?"

Hermione was furious and was about to rip her own head off of Oliver when Dumbledore said.

"Might I make one last suggestion?"

They all just looked at him.

"I suggest that you two start learning each others daily routine now, because I highly doubt that Fred and George are going to come up with a solution anytime soon, not that I am doubting their abilities."

"I'll cooperate only if she does…" Oliver muttered.

She mumbled under her breath and stood up, walked to the huge oak door that lead to the stairs. "Well?"

Oliver stood there wide eyed.

"You coming or what?"

Oliver rolled his eyes and reluctantly left with Hermione.

"Might I make one last suggestion?"

The two stopped and listened.

"It's best if that no one else knows about this, it may…complicate things." He smiled.

The two nodded in unison and were soon out of sight.

"You know…this is going to be very interesting indeed." Dumbledore remarked.

"It is Professor. And…there is something we've might of 'forgotten' to mention." Fred started suspiciously.

(A/N:: Once again I want to thank all my reviews. I was sooooo happy at the amount I got for the previous chapter. That just makes me extremely happy! P.S. sorry about the Cliffy.

Before I go into thanking you all for the reviews, Ch. 6 will be postponed temporarily, due to the fact that I won't have access to a computer for the next two or three weeks. My left knee have finally turned against me (how sad is that, my own flesh and blood). I will be having surgery on it and so…yeah. I will miss you all! Take cares and don't lets your knees become your enemy! Oo

StarCrossed Lovers:: You know, I've notice you changed you pen name about 5 times already. LoL Well tell me when you find one that suits you. And how are you doing one your stories? I can't wait to read the songfics!

Monkeystarz:: Really? Running in squares is healthier? Hmm…who would of thought I must try it one day! Thanks for the tip and the review.

Luna-lovegood200:: I'm so so so so so glad that you like it. Yes Fred and George so rule, life would be just boring without them. Oliver is indeed very hawt! And as for Hermione…well she's Hermione. What'd you expect? LoL.

trombonemaster:: Hmm…that's a very interesting idea. Not bad, not bad. I like it! Thanks!

Skittle Princess09:: Well, I hope this chapter was the anytime soon. Well, yeah I guess it's kinda odd when it boo and yeah at the same time, but then again what isn't odd? LoL

HermyGWeasley:: Thanks you very much!

Ta-dah:: You know, I think I'm pretty much laughing all the time two, except when I cry, which then turns into a laugh….so yeah. I pretty much laugh all the time too. And as for you Mr. Malfoy. You leave my Ta-dah alone! sticks tongue out

tickle the dragon:: I'm glad you decided to see if the was such things as Hermione/Oliver fics too! Yeah you!

HollyMahogany:: Aw…that's just sooooo sweet! Wow, that would be fun to write, Oliver helping Ginny with the wedding. Thanks for the tip. I just hope the story keeps you laughing!

phat duck:: Whoopsi daisy…didn't mean to steal your screen name…no! I said I was going to lie anymore. Mwahaha…it's mine! And there's nothing you can do about it. Ok I was just kidding, please don't hurt me.

riley:: whoo hoo! whoo hoo! I got a not to shabby! LoL I wouldn't mind the fantasy of Oliver Wood or Sean Biggerstaff. They're both hawt to me!