(A/N:: Heeeeeeeeeeey people! First off, I'm so so so so so so so so so so (you get the point) sorry for not updating. So much has happened around here and schools even started for me. I'll still update but not as fast as I like to update it though. I promise I won't leave you all hanging for a month before I post the next chapter. Anyways I dedicate this chapter to tickle the dragon who gave one of the best ideas)

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Ch. 7 Lunch

"Do we have a deal?" Oliver asked holding out his hand.

After hours of giving each other the silent treatment and arguments, they finally came to an agreement.

Hermione eyed his hand then looked back up to him. If she shook his hand, it would seal their deal.

Number one, they were to go about living out each other's lives as normal as possible. Two, they must meet every single night. And lastly, the only way to maintain personal hygiene, "scrogrify," at least for now.

"Deal." Hermione shook his hand.

"Good, now that we've finally settle this, how about we go somewhere? I'm hungry."

"Oliver, we still have a lot to talk about, let alone, you still need to teach me as you call it 'perfect the art of flying'." She gestured her hand in flying quotation marks.

"Oh bugger Hermione, we can do that later, we still have time. Besides I haven't eaten all day and I know you're hungry too."

"For your inform…" She was cut off with a loud grumble coming from her own stomach.

He stood there crossed arms, giving her the "I told you so" look.

"FINE!"

"So, where to?"

"Anywhere, I suppose."

"How about this new place in Hogsmeade, Circulations Charm?"

"Whatever, I don't care."

"Circulations Charm it is."

They each grab their jacket as Hermione walked towards the floo network. Just then Oliver stopped her and suggested.

"How about we walked their, it seems really nice today."

Hermione raised a brow as Oliver expectantly waited for an opposing statement.

"You know for once Oliver, I have to agree with you."

[[ Hogsmeade ]]

Majority of the time, the two walked in silence. Oliver chose to keep quiet because he wasn't exactly sure what to say, as for Hermione, let's just say that she didn't need her blood pressure to go any higher then it already was.

As they neared Circulations Charm, they heard a familiar baritone voice calling the two from behind.

"Wood! Hermione!" The voice caught up with them along with the well-known red head companion of his.

"Oh! Hello Harry! Hi Ginny!" Hermione said with joy yet with some doubt.

"Hey Potter! Ginny." Oliver nodded.

Harry and Ginny looked at them with looks of confusion.

" 'Mione? Since when did you call me Potter? Usually…well usually you greet Ginny and me… well, the way Oliver just did." He said seriously.

Hermione and Oliver exchange sideways nervous glance.

"Well, uh, you see…" Oliver started but was cut off with Harry's laugh.

"I'm just kidding 'Mione! You should of seen your face. If you want to call me Potter, that's fine. It'll take me some time getting use to. Must be hanging around with Oliver a lot haven't you, eh?" He nudge Oliver in the stomach.

There was a slight silence when all of a sudden Harry clasped his hands together in mid air to get everyone's attention.

"So, where are you two heading?"

"Oh, uh we were just going to get something to eat…here." Hermione waved towards the Circulations Charm.

"Brilliant! So were we! Join us?" Harry nearly shouted.

Finding that there was really no way around it, they accepted to.

"Great!" Ginny squeaked.

"Shall we?" Harry motioned towards the entrance.

Oliver began to walk forward when suddenly Hermione pulled him back. Harry and Ginny stopped and looked at them with curiosity.

"Oh you two go ahead and get us a table, I need to talk to Oliver…ah…I mean Hermione for a sec."

"Okay, just don't take too long."

The two proceeded to go in but not with out Harry giving Oliver and wink and a hidden thumbs up.

Hermione looked at her best friend like her was crazy until Oliver pulled her out of her trance.

"So, what is it that you need to talk to me about?"

"First of all, you are me now. A woman, a lady, so act like one."

"Is that all? No problem." He started to walk in but was pulled back again.

"And secondly! I'm watching my figure."

"What?! So you're telling me I can only eat certain things? Well I think your body is fine…heh… if you know what I mean." He said with a cheeky grin.

"Thanks, but it's my body!"

"Fine! So what do you want me to eat?!"

Hermione thought for a while, "Lemme just order for you."

"Whatever." Oliver rolled his eyes. "Can we go in now?"

"Yes."

[[ Circulations Charm ]]

The two continued into the restaurant and spotted Harry and Ginny looking lovely-dubly at one and another.

"Did you two order anything yet?" Hermione asked.

"No, not yet. We were waiting for you two." Harry answered.

Then, as if the restaurant was able to read their minds, menus popped out of nowhere in front of them.

Within five minutes later, what seem to look like an house elf came by to take their order.

"Hello Sirs and Misses. What can Sluppy get for you?"

"Hello Sluppy, I would like the whizzing waterloo (soup) meal." Ginny ordered first.

"I'll take the angel hair (spaghetti)." said Harry.

Sluppy then turned to Oliver and Hermione.

"She'll have the tofulad (tofu salad)" Oliver glared at her, while she tried to keep her smiled hidden. "And I'll have today's special."

While this was going on, Ginny whispered to Harry, "Is there something that you might have forgotten to tell me?"

"No, why?"

"Is Oliver and 'Mione, you know?"

"know what?"

"An item!"

"Hmm…Not that I know of."

"What are you two lovebirds whispering about?" Oliver interrupted their conversation.

"Oh leave them be." Hermione replied.

"Oh Ginny's just asking…mrmph!" Harry began but was quickly stopped with Ginny covering his mouth with her hand.

"Asking what?" Hermione who was now curious.

"Uh, "Mione… the wedding's not too far from now. You know what that means."

"Uh, sure…?" Oliver answered.

"What are you telling me you don't remember?"

Hermione panicked a little bit as well as Oliver but he responded back. "Uh, of course! How could I forget?"

"Great! Next week, we'll go looking for my dress and yours too!" Ginny said really excitedly.

Hermione let out the breath that she was holding in.

"You okay their Oliver?" Harry asked.

"Huh? Yeah, I'm fine, momentarily lapse of air."

Harry raised his eyebrow, began to laugh and pat Oliver's back really hard. "You're starting to sound like our Hermione here."

Hermione gritted her teeth. Harry was no longer built the way he use to be and was pretty strong, even though he didn't show it. "Uh, yeah, she's a really smart one you know."

"Of course she is!" Ginny piped up and Harry and her began to make oogolily eyes at each other again.

Hermione turned to Oliver as she rubbed the spot that Harry pounded on and mouth the words "Oww….that hurt."

Oliver, who clearly enjoyed it for a bit, mouth back, "Take it like a man."

She frowned and stuck out her tongue.

He simply replied, "Put that away unless you plan on making that useful."

Her mouth drooped open, looking at him in disbelief at what he just said. Before another word was said, their meals had arrived.

All of them quickly devoured their luscious food, all except Oliver who was forced to eat the tofu salad.

Oliver stabbed into another piece of his salad and looked across to see Hermione. She saw that he was looking at her and decided to take advantage of it. She did everything in slow motion to torture Oliver as he looked on to her with his mouth slightly opened and if not mistaken, a tiny drooled could be seen from the corner of his mouth.

She chewed the last of her meal and announced, "Umm…. That was the best meal I've ever had!"

Just then Sluppy came back. "Would Sirs and Misses like and dessert?"

"No thanks, we're full, actually we have to get going." Harry said. "It was nice running into you two, we should do this again."

"Yes, we have to this again!" added Ginny.

With that Harry and Ginny left, but not without paying for everyone.

"Is there anything Sluppy can get for Sir and Miss?"

"No thanks. I'm full." Oliver could eat anything else after that disgusting tofu salad he just ate. As for Hermione, she grinned evilly.

"Yes Sluppy. You can get me a Double Cauldron Bubble Cake."

The sound of that hit Oliver. "Oh, that sounds good, I think I'll have one too."

"But I though you said you were full."

"I think I can eat just a little bit more."

"But you're diet?!"

"Eh, screw my diet…..OW! Never mind."

Oliver looked at her nastily as he rubbed his foot that Hermione so politely smashed.

"One Double Cauldron Bubble Cake." Hermione ordered.

(A/N:: As always, thanks to everyone who read and review this story, you all are just awesome!

Elijahsbaby1981:: Thanks so much for helping me out and I do believe you. I also thought it was Virginia, cause I could of sworn I saw it in one of her books.

Jelly beans beware:: thanks for giving me her full name, it'll help in the future chapter. And don't let your knee take over!

HollyMahogany:: Yes, I plan on keeping what the twin have forgotten to said a secret for now, but it will be revealed eventually and just between you and me and whoever else that reads what I'm writing to you, let's just say they're going to be in a lot of trouble.

Draco is mine 4eva:: Thank you so much for everything! I just hope you keep liking this story.

Tickle the dragon:: Cool! But you're my hero to for giving me the idea, btw if you haven't notice that this chapter is for you.

Riley:: Yes brothers are useful, when they tend not to be idiots. I'm so flattered that you still read my story even though you're not a big Hr/O fan. And I'm definitely glad that you think that I'm not that horrible of a writer either!

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StarCrossed Lovers:: Wow camping?! I haven't done that in a while! I need to go do that again.70 emails?! That must have been fun to read and catch up on all of your stuff. Man Love till death is gonna be awesome!

Until next time…)