Disclaimer: I own NOTHING in this fic....., not .hack or anything!

Luna: Hey i got Chap2 for all of yous! And if I misplezz stuff don't hate me, my program doesnt have spell check but i will be sure to check it more this time!

Gyshai: You know you spelt misspelt wrong, right?

Luna: Yeah.... I was being ironic!

Gyshai: Sure you were. Anyway, read & it review!! AND SOON US CHOCOBOS WILL BE RIDING YOU! HAHAHAHA!

Luna: sweat drop

Chapter2: Addicted to Grass

The next day,Kite logged onto the World. He wandered around the Root Town, bored until he saw a cat and a Wavemaster.

" What a unique bracelet you have!" excliamed the cat, Mia.

" You can see it?" asks Kite, " But its imaginary and makes me do stupid, heroic things!"

" MIAAAA!!" whined Elk, the Wavemaster, "I need some Aromatci Grass, now!"

" I'm sorry , Elk, " said Mia, " We ran out of your stash."

" But I need it!" cries Elk, " I NEED A JOINT OF GRASS! I'D KILL FOR SOME RIGHT NOW!"

And with the crazed look on his face, noone doubted him.

" Do you have some grass?" asked Elk, sniffing him.

" What are you DOING!" cried Kite, " and no, I DONT!"

" Just making sure you weren't holding out on me, man, " drawled Elk.

" Maybe i'll see the bracelet- i, uh mean you again, " said Mia, " i have a feeling we'll meet again."

" Look Mia!" cried Elk, incrediably high, " I'm a cat! MEOW, MEOW!"

" What a good boy my Elky is!" said Mia, petting his head.

Weridos, thought Kite. He wanted to get out of there , FAST. Mia begins walking away as Elk purrs. Then he noticed she was walking away.

" Wait, Mia!" shoued Elk," I don't feel safe when your 3 inches away from me! THE INVISBLE ELVES WILL GET ME!"

She waits for him, and then the junkie Wavemaster and cat walk off. Kite sighs, relived that they're gone. So he decided to call BlackRose, his only friend.

" Okay, " said BlackRose, " Here I come! Only because Balmugy wouldn't return my calls..."

" Say, " she counited, " Did you read the Board today? There was a message about an area with a girl all in white there. Wanna go? Maybe its Aura."

" Aura!" cried Kite, " The creepy armless girl who forced an imaginary bracelet upon me? Why would I want to see her?"

" Come on!" said BlackRose, " It'll be fun!"

" No!"

" Please?"

" NO!"

" DO IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE I CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!"

".....Yes ma'am...."

He puts in the keywords, only to see it's restricted.

" Oh too bad...." he said, inching away.

But then the imaginary bracelet possessed him and hacked into the filed.

" Where are we? " asked Kite, as she shrugged.

The dungeon was all corrupt as they fought their way through hordes of monsters. Well, BlackRose fought. Kite mainly just got into fetal position and sucked his thumb.

What seemed like forever, they got to the last level and was confronted by a Data Bug. Kite soiled himself. They spent a half hour literally weakening it until the imaginary bracelet took over and drained it. For their troubles they got a viruse core.

" Wow, that was cheap....." mumbled Kite.

He logged off and checked his mail. Mia sent him an email saying, " I want to see power of bracelet, blah, blah, come alone, blah blah, "

What is up with her & this imaginary bracelet? thought Kite. Well, thanks to his lack of a social life he decided to go anyway.

Luna: I know its a short Chapter but the next will be longer and funnier.

Gyshai:...its called Elkv.s Kite. I got my money on Elk.

Luna: Huh? Well anyway the rest of the story will be loosely about the actual story of the game.

Gyshai: Whats this? I can't have a say in it because I'm a yellow bird, huh? FINE THEN!!! WHEN OUR REVOLUTION BEGINS I'LL MAKE SURE WE RIDE YOU ESPECIALLY! And review!!!