Disclaimer: Let's see.....do I own .hack? No. Will I next chapter? No. And I don't Star Trek.

Luna: YAY!!! Chapter 3!!! does victory dance Gyshai: MY EYES!

Elk: There she is!! That girl that was mean to me!

Mia: GET THEM! Elk, Mia, Kite, Tsukaa, BlackRose and Balmug attack!

Elk: EAT STAFF! swings staff but Luna smacks him upside his head.

Kite: IMAGINARY BRACELET! Gyshai kicks him in the kneecaps

Luna: ......Too many! Anyway READ!!!

Chapter 3: Elk V.S Kite

Since Kite had no life, he decided to go to the dungeon that Mia wanted him to go to. He ran in horror from all the monsters, except the Data Bug which the imaginary bracelet took care of.

" Booya!" cried Kite, and did a bizarre victory jig.

" Thanks for showing me the power of the bracelet," said Mia, clapping.

" Your welcome, uh...." said Kite.

" So do you have any Aromatic Grass?" asked Mia.

" No...."

" Oh."

Awkard slience.

" See you later, bearer of the bracelet, " said Mia, and gated out.

" That was useless....." mumbled Kite.

He logged out and checked his mail. It was from Elk, asking him to come alone, to some random place. Kite gated there, and saw Elk.

" Elk, why did you ask me here?" asked Kite.

" I just wanted to know...." said Elk, shyly, " Can I borrow your imaginary bracelet ? Please?"

" Why?"

" Because I'm afraid Mia won't like me anymore!" said Elk, " Please?"

" I would, but its kinda.....stuck..." he answered, " I can't get it off."

" Oh....." said Elk, " In that case, GIMME DAT BRACELET BEFORE I BUSTA CAP IN YOUR ::bleep!::"

" I'm sorry!" cried Kite, seeing how szchio Elk really was.

" Do you know why I asked you to come here specificly?"

" N-no...."

" This is me and Mia's special place. OUR SPECIAL PLACE! Not Kite and Mia! ME & MIAAA!! This is our special place where we do special stuff together!"

" That's...er...nice..."

"You stay away from her! She's my girlfriend so back off or I'm gonna have to go gansta on your ::bleep::"

" Okay.....I will then."

" Are those fighting words?"

" What? No! I said you can have her ....geez..."

" BRING IT!"

Music from Star Trek plays as Elk says, " You know if we don't battle to the death, they will kill us both, Kirk."

" What the hell, Elk?" said Kite, annoyed, " That Aromatic Grass has killed your brain cells!"

Enter Battle Mode:

Elk uses Aromatic Grass attack!- engulfing poor Kite in a cloud of grass smoke. He indaventarly becomes high.

And the winner is : ELK!

" Dude....." drawled Kite, " My hand is like...whoa....and those colors.....whoa...."

" Now I'm a cat!" said Elk, as equally high, " Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow!!! MIX!"

Mia gates in and says " Elk!"

" Mia! Oh Mia!" said Elk, " I was so scared that Kite was gonna take you away from me! WAHH!!!"

" It's okay my Elky-poo!" said Mia, petting him.

" I'm as high as a kite!" said Kite, " But...I AM Kite.....dude..."

" Now get out of here Kite!" cries Elk, " Shoo! AHHH!! THE INVISIBLE ELVES ARE BACK!"

Elk runs off, and then starts crying AGAIN when Mia isnt by his side.

" Maybe you should go home now" said Mia, " But I'd love to see the brace- I mean you again."

" You only like me because of my bracelet! " excliamed Kite, " You don't like- ohh....shiny...."

Thus concludes another day in the life of Kite.

BlackRose: YARHH!! she charges and Luna side steps her, and then BR crashes into the wall

Balmug: By the power invested in I, i shalt strike thee down! Gyshai messes up his hair and he runs off crying.

Mia: TAKE THIS!

Luna: Look Meow Mix! Mia runs off to find the Meow Mix

Tsukaa: Prepare....yourself?

Gyshai: Outta the way He/She!

Tsukaa: IM SO CONFUSED!

Luna: whew.... anyway i want to thank you people for reviews & those who haven't review! Next Chapter, Elk becomes a rapper.....need I say more?