"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!" Ron yelled

"More importantly, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING KISSING

MY GIRLFRIEND?!" Ron threw his hands in the air.

"Why is it whenever I get something good, I lose it,

it breaks or it gets KISSED?" Ron shoved Draco out of

the way and began to kiss Hermione himself.

"But...Hermione...I thought what we had was special!"

Draco said, tears welding in his eyes. Hermione pulled

away from Ron and looked at Draco in bewilderment.

"What the heck are you -effing- talking about?"

Everyone starred at her. They had never heard her say

the "F" word.

"OOOOOO! HERMIONE SAID F-"

"O SHUT UP DEAN!" Everyone said at once.

"FINE! I can tell when I'm not wanted!" Dean stalked

away, mumbling something about "That time of the

month".

"Ok..." Hermione turned back to Draco.

"Number 1, what on earth was 'special' between us? And

2, why and how are you in here?" They starred at each

other.

"Well, number 1, because I'm...I'm in love with you,

and, 2 I, er...eh...I sort of don't remember..." Draco

lowered his head.

"I uh- I got to go...BYE!" He ran out, crying.

"WELL!" Harry said in an amused First-I'm

scared-physically-and-now-I'm-scared-mentally kind of

voice. Every seemed the same way...Except without the

physical scaring thing... Ron turned to Hermione

"What was that about?" he said

"I DON'T KNOW." Hermione starred blankly off into

space.

"OOPS! I THINK I DID IT AGAIN! I played with your

heart, got lost in the game. Oh, baby baby..." Neville

had stood up and started to shake his boo-tay around

like a hoola-hooper going for the world record.

"SWEET JESUS NEVILLE!" Ginny shielded her eyes, as did

everyone else.

"What? You guys were all just starring around so I

decided to bring you back to reality." He finished

with a shrug.

"Neville if that was reality, then what the heck is up

with Britney's boobs? I'm pretty sure those are fake.

I like though!" Harry said, still in the scared voice.

"OK! Well...Just...LEAVE ME AND MY GROOVE THANG

ALONE!" And they had lost another....but, what would

happen if, Draco, Dean, and Neville united?