Disclaimer: I don't own .hack, lyrics to following rap songs or Knuckles, or comments from Finding Nemo. SURPRISE!

Luna: Finally! Chapter 4!

Gyshai: What is THAT? ::points to an aqua Grunty::

Luna: Oh! A Grunty!! So cute!! I shall name him Squishy and he shall be mine forever! ::hugs the Grunty::

Squishy: Glub Glub, Hi! ::Luna rides Squishy::

Gyshai: ARE YOU CRAZY!! You're being taken advantage of! Ridden around like a common horse! HAVE YOU NO DIGNITY!

Squishy: Glub, Glub, Read Chapter 4! E-Grass!

Luna: And for the record, I make fun of rap ALOT in this fic, but don't take offense. I like rap, but I also like to make fun of it. Like Kite.

Kite: HEY!

Chapter 4: E-Grass

Kite recieved yet email from Mia saying, " I would like you to meet us at Happy Smiling Hypizze. We're making a rap music video and want the brace- i mean you there."

Kite sighs. He logs in anyway and contacts BlackRose.

" I'm kinda busy right now!" she says.

" With?"

" Balmug!"

" Oh....i see. I'll leave you 2 alone then."

" You perv! ::smacks him upside the head:: That's not what I meant!! We found this really rare treasure..."

" Sure...."

" FINE! Be that way!!"

Kite shrugs, and BlackRose says , " So what did you call me for?"

" Elk's starting a career...as a rapper....And they want me in their music video. Wanna come?"

" Sure, why not?"

They gated to Mia and Elk's 'special' place.

" Hey Kite!" said Elk, as if nothing happened yesterday.

" Hi Elk," said Kite.

" No! " cries Elk, " Its E-Grass now, okay!"

"....okaaaayyyy..." said Kite.

" Hi I'm BlackRose, " she said.

" And noone cares," said Elk.

" Why you-"

" Hi imaginary bracelet, " said Mia, " Oh, hi Kite."

Music video of Elk, er....E-Grass is shown. Enter music video mode.

E-Grass is sitting on top of a car. It's very dark. Suddenly, it gets lighter. E-Grass looks up holding his "staff" with tacky rhinestones glued to it and raps:

" Name's E-Grass :: Mia walks across screen holding up Aromatic Grass::

" Hi Mia!" cries Elk and waves.

" E-Grass, you weren't susposed to do that!"

"Oh."

Take 2

E-Grass raps, " Name's E-Grass, mess with me and you go down like a druglord clown, replace your smile with a frown ::Mia walks across stage again with Aromatic Grass. E-Grass keeps his mouth shut:: They say Grass is bad :: Kite starts doing backfilps but trips and goes head first into a window::

Take 3

" They say Grass is bad, :: Kite manages to not crash into the car, YAY!:: But you all mad! My homies know you all drop it like its hot,drop it like its hot! :: BlackRose drops the potato::

" What's this song susposed to mean anyway?" said BlackRose.

" Like every other rap song," said Mia, " It's about drugs, alcohol, partying & getting laid."

Take 4

"......::BlackRose drops a potato:: Sometimes I just wanna chill and be but I'm the protecter of the Emerald Agenda. Felice nava da, I'm in a deep cut. I'm seeing stars that burn, they trying to cut me off. A void in my luck, I'm feeling kinda stuck. Amtrack detracking me to different doorways . In a ledge and I don't know what to do. Guatranted though I'm gonna find the Emeralds. Don't call me Knuckles for nothing , I can't lose-"

" That's my SONG!!" screams Knuckles, and attacks Elk.

Take 5

E-Grass now has a neck-brace, cructhes, and a black eye. Yet he still raps, "........I said my people don't dance we just pull down our pants, and do the Rock-away-"

" No!" cries Mia, " Pullup our pants! PULL UP!!!"

Take10

"......Everybody ::hic:: in the club getting tipsy :: everyone starts collasping. Every body in the club :: he falls down too. Hard.::

Take 20

" Grass, Grass smoke em by the mass :: shows Mia smoking and Kite screaming " Imaginary Bracelet!" If you try to steal some I'll kick you in your ::bleep::

2hours later

" Wow those rap songs were the worse!" said BlackRose, " I mean all Elk-

" E-Grass!!" shouts E-Grass

" All E-Grass did was take bits of other rap songs and put them together.....wow..."

" You killjoy!" cried Kite, " anyway I love you guys! Friends forever??"

" MIA'S MINE!" hissed Elk, " ALL MINE! MWHAHAHAHA!!"

" I'm sorry Kite," said Mia, " But I just used you so I could see the imaginary bracelet more. In addition to being a grass junkie, I'm an imaginary bracelet worshipper."

" Noone loves me!" cried Kite, and runs off.

" Wait!" said BlackRose, " Oh yeah, I just remembered i don't care."

Luna: YESS!!! I DID IT! wow....long chapter. Hey Squishy can I ride you again?

Squishy: HELL NO!

Gyshai: That's right! Rebel against the system! WE WILL NOT BE RODE!!!

Luna: Great...brainwashing again.....Anyway review!