Neville, Dean, and Draco all come together to create

a....TO BE CONTINUED

Ron yawned. "I'm tired. How bout you guys?"

"Oy, me too mate" Harry fell over and began to snore.

"Let's just leave him there shall we?" Hermione said.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Seamus?" Hermione turned to look at him.

"Yea" He said in a sexy accent that made Ron squinted

at him murderously

"Seamus, you are ugly, your accent is as fake as

Snapes hair (A.N. you'll find out later...), and you

smell of onions." Hermione had a smug look on her

face.

"MY MOMMY SAYS IM SPECIAL! I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO

YOU!" He stomped off out of the portrait hole to join

the others.

"Why'd you do that for?" Ron said

"So we could be alone tonight" Hermione put her arms

around him and winked. Harry shot upwards.

"OO! HECKS NO!" Harry protested.

"Well," Hermione wore a disappointed look "I guess

you'll just have to listen..."

Harry's eyes grew wide.

"Um...I think the couch is much more comfy

anyways...I'll just stay down here...

"Excellent." Ron picked her up and cradled her.

"Oh, lord." Ginny just walked away. Parvati and

Lavender giggled and went up to there dorms to get

dressed, so did everyone else.

"Shall we, my princess?" Ron said

"We shall!" Hermione grinned

"Race ya!" Ron dropped Hermione and ran up the stairs.

Hermione whipped out her wand.

"PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!" Ron stood solid for a moment

then began to fall backwards and

doooooooooooooooooooooown the stairs he went...CLUNK

CLUNK CLUNK! His head bounced as he got farther away

from victory. Hermione then ran to the top.

"I WIN!" she did the counter curse so Ron could move

again. He blinked.

"OW! THAT HURT!" he rubbed the back of his head.

"But in a few minutes, I'll make all the pain go

away..." Smirking, Hermione ran in to the Dorm.

"AMEN TO THAT!" Ron yelled, and he followed her. Then,

he heard a scream, and it was coming from the same

dorm Hermione had just entered.

Ron sprinted up the stairs with images of what

Hermione was screaming about. Was it Voldemort? Ron

didn't want to think about it. He got up to the dorm

gasping for air, staring at the room. Hermione was

frozen solid, mouth agape. Ron didn't see why she had

screamed.

"Um...Hermione, why did you scream?" She didn't

speak...And then she burst into a torrent of

intolerance and disgust.

"How can you live this way? A pig sty is a palace

compared to this filthy rat hole! Butter beer stains,

Bertie Botts smashed into the carpet! Dirty clothes

layered 3 feet high! Good lord! Is this an assignment

from 1st year, Ron?" Hermione continued to clean after

she gave the lost assignment to Ron. She picked up a

pair of holey underpants lying in the corner that had

dancing leprechauns on them.

Ugh. These must be Seamus's.

Hermione thought. Ron looked over his long-lost

assignment and looked up.

"I wondered where this went..." He said crumbling it

up and tossing it over his shoulder.

"RON! Why on earth did you do that?!" Hermione seemed

to be going in to shock.

"Because that's what I always do!" He said kicking

stuff out of the way to get to his bed.

"Well," cooed Hermione calmly, "If you want to get

anything from me tonight, you're going to have to help

me clean up or..." She put her hand on the door knob.

Ron seemed to have mixed feelings.

'BUT! HERMIIIIIIIIOOOONE! I like it like this! I have

everything where I can find it!" Ron pointed to

misilainious things on the floor.

"Oh, like your assignment from 1st year?" Hermione

said, crossing her arms. Ron ignored that part.

"Herm, just think of it this way...The floor is my

shelf, so I put things on it!" Ron smiled in an odd

way. Hermione ran her fingers through her silky hair.

"Just help me clean it up." she plead.

"Ok." said Ron "But I'm doing it for you, because I

love you." He smiled. Hermione stumbled towards Ron.

"THE ROOM CAN WAIT!" They jumped onto the bed.