Disclaimer: I don't own .hack. THE END!

Luna: Okay, to answer the question, " what on earth is a Balmugy" its just BlackRose's pet name for Balmug w/ a y at the end. And sorry for the wait. Got sidetracked and writers block. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU!

Kite: AHHH!! Its you!

Luna: Aww....Kite!

Gyshai: He's cute for a human.

Luna: BACK OFF!! HE'S MINE!

Kite: If you like me , why do you constanly ABUSE me?

Luna: Because Kite abuse is fun. Just like Jet, Squall, Cloud and Cliff abuse. ::all the mentioned characters scream , " RUN!"::

Luna: AND THEIR MINE TOO!!

Gyshai: okaaayy......Read and ignore the psycho.

Chapter 5: Band

Kite wanted revenage. He NEEDED revenage. So he decided to tell BlackRose his most devious plan.

" We must start a band!" he cried.

" That's your plan?" asked BlackRose, " Start a band...?"

" Yes!" said Kite, mapping it all out, " I can be the lead singer and guitarist and you can play bass-"

" No! I want to be a drummer!"

" Bass!"

" Drummer!"

"BASS!"

" DRUMMER BEFORE I GET AURA!"

" Fine!" said Kite, " Wait....we need someone to play bass.... But who?"

" Balmugy!" said BlackRose.

" But he thinks I'm a hacker...." he replied.

" Shoot...." she said, " Hey we can post a message on the Board! But we need a name..."

" How about Anti-E-Grass?"

" Thats lame....I know! BlackRose's Roses!"

" Uh....no..."

" Well what DO you suggest!?"

" Hmm.........I know! High as a Kite!"

" I guess...." mumbled BlackRose and typed it on the message board.

So they went to a flied and waited. Until BlackRose made a valid point.

" We don't have any instruments."

That was just a minor setback.

The banners promoting upcoming rapper E-Grass annoyed Kite more. Elk's face was painted everywhere with the catch phrase, " Got Aromatic Grass?"

"Can't we just make the instruments?" asked Kite, unhappily.

" Out of WHAT?" yelled BlackRose.

" We can get some pots and pans for drums, " said Kite, brightening, "And some wooden spoons for drumsticks! And a tissue box with rubber bands for a guitar!"

" You're...kidding right?" she said.

Kite got his,uh, homemade instruments together and was ready to play. But BlackRose was digusted with him and threw his "instruments" in a lake. Monsuier's lake.

" MY BABIES!" cried Kite. He was about to jump in when a large tear drop shaped THING emerged.

" Was is a Golden Axe you dropped or a Silver Axe?" it asked in its retarded voice.

" AHHH!!!" screamed Kite, " IT ATE MY CREATIONS! NOOOOO!"

" Neither, " said BlackRose.

" What? Neither one?" said Monsuier, " Is this it?"

" Please spare me!" he begged, " Imaginary bracelet, DO SOMETHING!"

Monsuier threw actaul instruments back at them.

" Shiny! Guitars!" said Kite, picking one as red as himself.

It was then Kite found out he couldn't play an electric guitar. And when he did, it sounded like a dying animal. Neither could BlackRose, sadly they had no musical talent what so ever. Even though they couldn't play, Kite was cheery anyway.

" Since we don't know how to play its only a minor setback, " said Kite, " And bands only get noticed because of the cute lead singers!"

" Really?" said BlackRose, " I don't see a cute lead singer around....Wait, is BALMUGY HERE?"

".....but I-I have an imaginary bracelet....." said Kite.

Luna: I'm outta here! There will only be 2 more chapters until this story is offically DONE! YAY! I SHALL HAVE COMPLETED MY FIRST FIC! ::does victory dance::

Gyshai: I thought I told you to NEVER do that EVER again!

Luna: ......anyway next chapter: TRYOUTS! who will play bass????