Disclaimer: I don't own .hack!!!!!

Luna: I'm BACK!!!

Kite, Elk, and Gyshai: NOOOO!!!!

Luna: Shut it!! Anyway, sorry i took so long to update I've been soooo busy and I was working on my WildArms3 fic....

Kite:.....why can't you expliot some one else for the fic!

Luna: Sorry. Whole idea is to poke fun and you and Elky here.

Elk: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM! ::shakes like junkie::

Luna: I present to you, CHAPTER 6!

Chapter 6: Tryouts!

The first contestant was Aura.

" No! NOOOOOO!!!!"cried Kite, " She MADE me into a hero! This is all her fault!!! Did I ask for an imaginary bracelet? Nooooo..."

" Are you done?" asked BlackRose.

".....I guess."

Despite Kite's protests, Aura performed. She played the triangle. How she did this with no hands, we'll never know. The song consisted of a few chimes and Aura whispered some words. Then, Aura bowed.

BlackRose and Kite blinked.

" Don't call us, we'll call you." said BlackRose.

Tryout 2

Bear came in with a bass.

" OH MY GOD!" screamed Kite, " ORCA, YOU'RE ALIVE!!"

" Orca?" asked Bear, " Who's Orca? Mimuru, what's going on?"

" Huh? Mimuru?" asked BlackRose.

" You have amnesia!"said Kite, " Let me refresh your memory."

He jumps onto Bear screaming, " AHHHH!! A CREEPY ARMLESS GIRL!"

" What the-" said Bear, shoving Kite off him, " I think I'll reconsider this now.....Mimuru, WHO IS THIS??"

" I'm NOT Mimuru!" cried BlackRose, " Get away from me, old man! Besides what kind of middle aged man wants to join a band ANYWAY?"

" Did you see my imaginary bracelet?" asked Kite, hopping around.

" Psychos!" shouted Bear and gated out.

Tryout 3

"Hi!" said Mistrel, " I love to collect new items like bass!"

She holds up her bass. As in dead, rotting fish bass.

" Um...." said Kite, " We meant bass as an instrument, not a fish."

" Oh....." said Mistrel, crestfallen, " But it does make music!"

She slaps the bass against a stone and it makes a 'smack' noise.

" Don't call us," said BlackRose, " and we won't call you."

Tryout 4

" No need for clapping," said Helba, carrying a flute, " For the star has arrived."

Kite just stared and BlackRose held up a sign that said, " No shirt, No shoes, No service."

Grumbling, Helba gated out.

Tryout 5

" Hi!"said Elk, " Look, I can play bass!"

" E-GRASS!" screamed Kite, " You know we're competing against you, right?"

Elk blinked.

" Oh......IT WAS THE INVISBLE ELVES !!!" he said, and ran off.

Tryout 6

" Boing, Boing!" said Sora, " OKay, here's the deal. You let me in on the band or the girl gets it."

" Sure," said Kite, " Whatever."

" You're just gonna let him kill me?" cried BlackRose.

" Uh.....yeah...No skin off my nose." he said.

Sora throws her into Monsuier's lake.

" Okay, LET'S JAM!!!" cried Kite.

So they entered the battle of the bands concert. To defeat E-Grass!

Luna: Random, yes.

Elk: ....i need mah STASH!!

Luna: see! I wasn't overplaying his addiction to grass!

Elk: GIMME DAT GRASS!!! :: attacks Luna::

Luna: we already had a fight scene Elk, now its repetive. ::trips him:: WHHEEEEEEEE!!!!

Gyshai: Have you been having the sugar again?

Kite: Or the other white sugar?

Luna: ....NOOO!!!:: hops around like an idiot:: Oh, and REVIEW! Next chapter: High as a Kite performs and well.....you'll see. AND THANKS ALL WHO REVIEWED!!