ron went to sleep and dreamt of hermione. He dreamt
something about a muggle bands song about strawberry
feilds forever....something like that..tho slightly
altered....
"ready paul?"
"ready ready all!"
"1, 2 , 3, 4!......... ron and hermione
forever......."
"i wrote it just for you!" RON COOED he kissed her and
when they pulled away hermione said
"O I LOVE YOU!"
except it wasnt hermione that ron had pulled away
from.....ron screamed and woke up
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOD FORBID IT!"
Ron had hollared.. apparently, the other boys decided
(and prayed) that it was safe to go in to sleep. harry
rubbed his eyes and yawned
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats wrong ron? bad dream?" he
streched his arms. Ron was still breating very
shallow. his eyes were wide with disgust, fear, and
utter horror.
"I....i had a dream...i was kissing hermione.....and
she told me she loved me....but...we we pulled
away...it...it WASN'T hermione i'd been
kissing...it...it...it...it....it.it was...ug...it
was....it was....that...thing...the uck...think its
just..." ron seemed to be in shock. "SPIT IT OUT RON!
DANG! I CANT BE THAT BAD!" harry yelled.
"OK! IT WAS SNAPE IN A HOT PINK THONG WITH
REEEEEEEEEEEALLY BIG BOOBS...AND HE WAS
ERM...'BULGING'through the thong.... ON ME....good
lord...im friggin scarred for life...omg....omg..."
ron was hyper venalating. harry just sat there.
not the highlight of my day....my...o....
harry thought. then he spoke outloud
"what, in the hell posest you to EVER bestow upon me
the most disturbing images my mind has EVER had to
imagine at night.....what if hes in here....WHAT IF
SNAPE IS MICHEAL JACKSON!?!?!?!" Harry was thourouly
scarred as much as ron.
"HARRY! WHY DID U TELL ME THAT! OMiGosh! WHY HARRY
WHY??!?!"
Harry and ron sat bolt Upright in bed the whole night,
wands in hand, starring at the door. Then it opened.
in came big boobed, pink thonged person....
"PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!" HARRY AND RON YELLED. they
walked over to the person...It was neville.
"NEVILLE!" they both cried.
"what?" he saw them staring and his 'equiptment'
"Oh...This is only a shirt....My gran got it for me in
tahiti!"
harry and ron starred at neville in disgusted
bewlderment.
"Neville... I'm just gonna WAKL AWAY" Ron spun on his
heel and did a face plat into the bed. He was asleep
instantly.
"Neville, sleep in the common room, please." Harry
said. Neville jsut turned around and walked away.