Disclaimer: I don't own .hack, 50 cent or his lyrics to songs, or Greenday; although they ROCK! Or basically anything.

Luna: ::starts crying:: This the final chapter......I can't believe it!!! Thanks to all reviewers! I HAVE FANS!!! ::hops around::

Kite: YAY!! VICTORY DANCE TIME!

Gyshai: NOOOO!!

Elk: .......MWHAHAHAH!!! YOU CANT EMBARRASS US ANYMORE!!

Luna: ::evil grin:: ARE YOU SURE??? um.....CHAPTER 7 TO YOU!!!

Kite, Sora and BlackRose been preparing their music for exactly 5minutes and 6 seconds. They decided that was all they needed to beat the other bands and one rapper, E-Grass.

" Well, since we can't play music," said Sora, " And we're just riding on Kite's cuteness here, I'd say we're at a disadvantage. BOING!"

" HEY!" cried Kite.

" I know!" said BlackRose, " We can make Sora threaten everyone for them to vote for us!"

" Great idea, BOING!" said Sora.

" Why do you keep doing that?" asked Kite.

" Doing what? Boing!"

" That! Saying boing!"

" I don't always say boing. BOING!"

"......forget it..."

E-Grass was on stage first, and he rapped. " Go shorty, its your birthday, we're gonna party like its your birthday-" Suddenly, E-Grass was shot. 9 times. He somehow survived. He saw it as a sign to stop singing 50 cent songs.

So he sang " Everybody in da club getting tipsy," At the end, he threw up everywhere.

" Remember Children," said Elk, " Teen Drinking is very bad."

" Wow, that's gonna be a tough act to follow," commented Kite, " I mean, real vomit..."

" Then we can get BlackRose to vomit and we'll be cool? Boing!" said Sora.

" I'm NOT bumblic!" cried BlackRose.

" Noone said you were.....BOING!"

" We're on!" screamed Kite, " Protect me from the scary people!" He gets into fetal position.

"Oh great," said BlackRose, " He has stage fright......"

They get on stage, Kite dragged by BlackRose, and grabbed their instruments.

" Ahem," said Kite, " I just want to say, IMAGINARY BRACELET! Okay, I'm done."

Crickets were heard throughout the audience.

Then he sang, " I walk this lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but I walk alone. I walk alone, I walk alone. My imaginary bracelet is the only thing that walks beside me, my shallow HP is the only thing that's beating. To live I walk -"

Kite was cut off my a tomato hitting him square in the face.

".....alone..." countied Kite, wiping tomato off his face

But by then they were being pelted with more tomatos for giving GreenDay a bad name and massarcing their music.

" Go to plan B," said Sora, " Jump in the mosh pit. BOING!"

Kite did, guitar and all. And the whole crowd separated so his face connected with the cement.

5 hours later.....

" Owwies...." he said, " what happened?"

" You hit your head. Hard. Boing!"

" Did I make a boing sound when I fell?"

" No. BOING!"

" THEN STOP SAYING BOING, DAMMNIT!!"

" Okay...." said Sora, " Bo-bo- BOUNCE!"

Kite sighs.

" Hey," said Kite, " Where's BlackRose? I must confess my undying love for her!"

" I don't know.....And you must've REALLY hit your head hard.....BO-BOUNCE!"

The next band started playing. The one man band of Skieth. Kite saw him, and screamed, " NOOOO! ITS THE CREEPY DATADRAINING DUDE WHO PUT ORCA IN A COMA!! AHHHHHH!!!" But then the imaginary bracelet datadrained him, and he was done for.

" Wow, that was easy," said Kite.

" Only 7 more phases...." said a dismbodied voice.

" And the winner is......" said the annoucer.

Kite and Sora held their breaths.

" Winner.....is...."

Their faces turned red.

"........The WINNER IS......"

Their faces turned blue.

" MISTREL!"

Mistrel came out with the rotting, stinking bass and bowed.

Kite and Sora just started.

" Well....that was...." said Kite.

" Bounce?" asked Sora.

"Exactly."

" BlackRose!" cried Kite, spotting her with Balmug.

" Uh.....hi Kite..." she said, wearing a 'Winged Guitar' t-shirt, the name of Balmug's band.

" You abandon High as a Kite?!" cried Sora, " I can't believe you! Bounce!"

" Why...?" asked Kite, " We could've won next year...."

" Kite," said BlackRose, " No offense but YOU CAN'T SING! I'm a Balmug groupie now!"

" But I love you!"

" Ewww.....BALMUGY MAKE HIM GO AWAY!"

BlackRose clutched onto Balmug who mouthed the words, 'Help me!'.

" Sorry kid," said the imaginary bracelet, and yes, it can talk; " You're pathetic. I was the glue that held this production together. I quit!"

With those words, the imaginary bracelet walked off. Mia appeared and chased after it, her being an imaginary bracelet worshipper and all. Everyone stared.

" That was werid.....BOUNCE!" said Sora.

Kite logged off, and decided to do that werid thing known as "going outside." He heard many people did this sort of thing to "interact" with others. But in the end, he chickened out, afriad that the sun's rays may burn his skin on contact. Since the game developers were very desparate for money, they made the normally one game into 4, forcing you to shell out $40 dollars for each.......So I'll leave you, devoted readers with these questions: will they ever find the imaginary bracelet? Will Kite go outside? Will Sora ever stop saying Boing or bounce at the end of each sentence?

Okay, I'm not mean enough to just end the story like that.

10 years later......

BlackRose marries Balmug against his will, thanks to a little help from EGrass's grass.

Mia starts her own religion of " Imaginary bracelet worshippers."

EGrass becomes a famous rapper for exactly 2 weeks before fame goes to his head and gets sued for having no original rap songs. Then gets jumped by 50cent and Knuckles. He is now known as 'the artist formaly known as EGrass.'

Sora is found drunk in alleyway, hasn't beeen heard of since. Rumors have it he spiked his hair, dyed it brown and goes around the world with a dog thing and a duck that sounds like he has marbles in his mouth........

Kite chases his dream of his one man band 'High as a Kite'. He has the bumps on his head and tomato stains to show for it.

Aura finally gets fake arms, but Kite is still afriad of her because he noticed she has NO FEET.

Luna: THE END! I hope you guys liked the grand finale. ITS TIME FOR THE GOODBYE SONG!

Elk: Goodbye, Goodbye, You'll no longer see me high!

Kite: Goodbye, Goodbye, If she keeps exploitng us I think I would've died!

Gyshai: GOODBYE!! ITS SO SAD I THINK IM GONNA CRY!

Luna: So this is GOODBYEEE!