Once back in the common room, Hermione laid on the

couch, exausted from her day. Ron walked in and sat in

the chair in front of the fire and instantly fell

asleep. Yawning, Hermione stood up and quietly tip

toed to the closet to get a blanket for Ron. It was

quite cold being the middle of December. She opened

the cloest and gasped. Harry and Angela were making

out in the tiny closet. Hermione sighed.

"How original. A closet. I'll bet NO ONES tried that

one before!!" She said sarcastically. Neither

acknowledged her. Hermione reached in a smacked HArry

up the head causing him to fly forward, still attached

to Angie. He gaged, seeming to be choking on himself

and then quickly regained him posture, embarrassed.

"You guys just can't get enough of eachother!!"

Hermione said, somewhat astonished

"Nope." Harry wispered, smirking.

"Lets get out of here. Were way to sexy for this

closet!!" Angie pointed out. Then, Harry broke into

song

"Were too sexy for the closet! Too sexy for the bed!

Too sexy for the floor! Too sexy for the couch!" Harry

sang, dancing around in circles, slapping his butt.

Meanwhile, Angie was counting the too-sexy-for spots

on her fingers. Her face fell.

"Then where will we make out?" She questioned Harry

stopped, realizing the horror. His eyes grew wide,

fearful. Then he lit up and held his index finger high

in the air.

"EUREKA!!" he exclaimed

"What is it?" Angela asked

"I never said we were too sexy for UNDER the bed!"

Harry purred, raising his eyebrows. Angie grinned and

began racing upstairs.

"I guess thats a 'Ok, lets go makeout under the

bed!!'" Harry decided, running after her.

This is gonna be a looooong school year.

Hermione thought rolling her eyes. She grabbed a

blanket and covered Ron up, who was now all bunched up

from the cold. Hermione awwed silently. He was so cute

when he sleeped!! She covered him with the blanket and

he adjusted himself. Hermione smiled and kissed him

forehead before she went to lay down on the couch only

to fall asleep and dream.

Hermione was at the zoo. She was walking around

looking at all the Ron Weasleys with different colored

hair. She was eating a stick of butter and only had

one visible leg. Ron roared as Hermione poked him with

a muggle remote.

"HAR HAR! YOUR ARE FU.NNY!" Hermione laughed. Ron bit

off the remote and pressed the channel button on the

remote and Hermione became Luna. she was misty eyed

and permanently stunned.

"NOw, why did you do

that? Change me back Ronald." She said, calmly

Ron pressed the same button. Luna became Harry.

"Ron, mate, this is not me! Change me back. I have

quidditch practice!" Harry crossed his arms. Ron

pressed the button again. And Harry became Snape.

"AHH! GOD FORBID! NO THONG!!" Ron quickly pressed the

button with fear. Snape became Hermione who smiled

warmly and walked over to the Ron holding the remote

and melted. She regained herelf when inside the cage.

She grabbed him by the collar and made out with him

passionatly

"YOUR SO HOT WHEN YOU HOLD A REMOTE!!" she carressed

Then, Hermione opened her eyes.

"Thank god it was only a dream..." She thought out

loud

"Odd dream, that was." hermione thought outloud. She

turned over to find Ron had fallen out of the chair

yet still asleep. Ron was so dense. Hermione decided

to wake him up. She walked over quietly and jumped on

top of him yelling right into his face

"RISE AND SHINE LOVEY!" Ron jerked up yelling.

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!" He yelled some more. "Damn

Hermione! Why'd ya do that?" He asked frustrated.

People were now commign down the stairs, confused.

Some saw Hermione on top of Ron and just turned right

back around. Someone even yelled "GET A ROOM!" So

Hermione jsut turned and stuck her tounge out like a 4

year old.

"I wanted to wake you up." She said simply, turning

back to Ron.

"Well, thank you!" He said sarcastically.

"Oh posh Ron! It's because I LOVE you!" She said,

pinching his cheek. It was very soft and squishy. Ron

smiled.

"AND THIS IS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!" he bagan to tickle

Hermione. She fell on top of him and they just

laughed. Htey always laughed. It was just how they

were. Happy. Hermione Popped up nad went to take a

shower. Ron sat ont eh couch and rubbed his head. it

still hurt a little but teh pain was pretty much gone.

He sat on teh couch reading Quidditch Through the

Ages. He was on chapter 4 when he felt something on

his hand. he looked at it and a big black hairy spider

was crawling on him.

"AHHHHH! SPIDER!! KILL IT KILL IT!" He yelled, running

around frantically having shakenm it off. he jumped

onto the desk and yelled somemore.

Hermione came bounding down the stair in a towel and

slippers.

"Its ok! Its not going to hurt you!" She said

"Are you sure?" Ron said, uncertainy

"I wasnt talking to you! I was talking to the spider!"

She informed him.

"Oh, wow, thanks for that 'Mione." Ron siad

sarcastically. Hermione picked up the spider and

dropped it out the window.

"HONESTLY RON!" She scolded. She had her McGonnagal

face on with her hands on her hips. Rons eyes widened.

He pointed behind her.

Hermione turned around to see a woman. Or was it? She

had a round face and was a bit plump. SHe was wearing

fishnet and a mini skirt with black high heels and a

tight see through shirt. She knew this person. Then, it

came to her. It was