"NEVILLE?!"

HE nodded

Hermione stood in shock. What the HELL. toilet paper

was falling from HIS bra. Where did he get the bra?!

Good lord...Hermione ran her hand through her hair and

looked at Ron. his eyes were wide and he was slapping

himself as to hope he was dreaming. unfortunatly he

wasn't. Neville pulled out a mirror and put on some

bright red lip stick.

"NEVILLE! WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU DOING?!" Hermione

hollard

"I've decided that my life as a male is over and that

I'd be a better woman. And theres no child birth this

way. No pain. Its a lot better. OMIGOD! I BROKE A

NAIL!" Neville squeeled, cradling his acrilic hand.

Hermione jsut slapped her hand to her forehead and

walked away. FAR away.

Hermione sat and thought about this change for

Neville. It seemed...Somewhat...sad...No one should

have to sink to that level. Especially Neville. She had though Nevillie fancied Ginny.

Apprently not anymore. it was all just too much for

her.

She went to Harry's dorm and knocked knowng he and

Angie were under the bed

Hermione heard a distintive CrAcK followed by a

"OW! DAMN IT!" That sounded like Harry. Hermione

giggled to herself as Harry opened the door. His hair

was messier than usual and he had clear shimmery lip

gloss trailing from his lips to his neck and back

again. Hermione yawned and asked harry if she could

borrow his Firebolt. He quickly grabbed it and shoved

it in her hands warning her if anything happened to

it, he would kill her only copy of A Hogarts History.

HSe gaped

"I will treat it as if it were a prescious gem" she

said Harry then nodded and shut the door mummbling

something about more important things to do followed

by Angie squeeling with excitment

"Oh, lord." Hermione said as she headed out to go fly

around Hogwarts.

Hermione Mounted teh broom the way she thout it was

soposed to be mounted. she hoped it was right. She

sighed and kicked off. The speed gain was amazing. Her

hair tie was wisped out of her hair so that it flew

freely behind her, cascading, shimmering in the

growing,painted sun light. Dew drops nesstled in face

as she speeded past a glistening tree.

I need to buy a broom

She thought as sped over the lake. The water rippled

as she zoomed over it. Then she decided to go backed,

feeling exhillerated.