Trillinka—sorry about the insults in this chapter, I can be a bit of a bitka sometimes, but please note that this was written well before I heard of you.

About two weeks later Beastboy decided to abuse the privilege given to him as a 'kind of boy friend thing' and walked in to Seleena's bedroom at eight p.m. The room was dark, as usual, but Seleena was there stairing vacantly at the celing, not usual at all. She was wearing a white wife beater and black jeans. (if you don't know what a wife beater is, at least not the vile human type, it is the ribbed tank top style undershirt.) she had adopted this after dark out fit for training but found it so comfortable she changed in to it every night at sunset.

"you know, if this were any other house, you showing up here every night after dark might be a little suspicious." She sat up and tapped the bed for him. Her voice was weak but she was smiling.

"Hey, what's up? You missed training today." He didn't even try to mask his emotions. Leave that to Raven.

"Not feeling tip-top, 5x5, you got me?"

"About every other word." He smiled broadly and morphed in to a kitten. "Meow!" she pet his head but still seemed a little lost. Her morphed back determined to make her wake. He stopped in his charade a second and noticed something. "Why are you staring at my neck?" he was genuinely puzzled.

I your friendly yet sadistic narrator (if you're confused now wait until the end.) have been dropping hints all through the story. (The 'allergy' to the sun, the 'juice' in the fridge, FANGS!) If you haven't figured it out yet, you're a dumb ass! (No offense.) Seleena's a vampire moron! Now those of you who did figure it out, I'm sorry for that out burst. We all know Beastboy is not smart, large words confuse him. Hence he is completely ignorant of the true nature of his girl friend.

"Sorry," Seleena was mortified to have been caught a slave to her instincts. She does however have more intelligence than a watermelon and assumed that Beastboy met similar criteria. "Just hungry you know? Out of bottled. Look I really hate to ask but--" she stopped and debated on whether or not to continue. The butcher didn't open until Monday and she needed blood now…the now won. "Could I have a hit?"

"Dude. What?"

"Oh god, he's horrified." She thought.

"Hit of what?"

"My god he's dumb," she reflected. "Thank god for that ass."

"Beastboy you're cute, but this isn't a game, blood silly." He looked utterly confused. "What I drink in the morning ain't cheery kool aid. I'm a vampire, I thought you knew." Seleena explained feeling rather foolish.

"Yeah, I meant to ask about that." He paused. "WAIT, you want to drink my blood?" he shuttered. "Eww!"

"No wait, I'm sorry that was out of line, just forget It." she quickly tried to cover her tracks.

"Ok." He shrugged.

"What?" she was thrown off her rejection guard.

"Ok. I mean if you need it…will this hurt though? Cause I'm not a big fan of pain." He answered again.

"Well, but I can make it not hurt. Wow, this is awkward. I'm really sorry." She winced at her own clumsiness. This just didn't get easier no matter how old you got.

"No it's ok, it's not your fault that you…it's not your fault right?" he asked out of pure curiosity.

"Oh god no! I didn't choose to become this."

"Ok, just no hypnosis ok, cause the last time I got hypnotized I woke up covered in drool." He tried to explain.

Seleena smiled and her fangs descended. "No drool, I promise."

"Ok." Beastboy winced when her sharp teeth broke his skin, "that hurt a little more than I thought it would."

"No talkie." Seleena's voice sounded in his head. "You want to go some place happy?" his mind went blank and then suddenly he was standing in a field, the place where air fresheners come from.

"You sent me to Raven's happy place!" he looked around. "It's actually kind of nice here." Then every thing started to get hazy, Seleena's presence was gone. When she brought him around she licked his neck and the holes there healed.

Beastboy blinked. "That was strange."

"You were buh-bye for about twenty minutes." She responded eerily perky.

"Wow, twenty minutes?"

"Yeah, I'm gonna get you some cookies and juice." She started out of the room.

"Wait, why'd you do that licky thing?"

"Huh?" she stopped a moment and wondered what he was talking about. "Oh that. My fangs give off this stuff, like snake venom, only this stuff heals." She continued out of the room and to the kitchen.