A woman stepped out from behind a tree. She was beautiful! Her shirt was shaped like a heart and it was strapless. She was wearing a miniskirt that was the same color as her shirt. Pink. She waved a staff that was made up of hearts and she floated in the air with pink sandals with wings. She wore heart-shaped jewels on her head, neck, and arms.
"I am Kristina, Protector of the Pearl of Light. Who are you? Wait, is that you Kagome?" Kristina lowered her weapon as she recognized her cousin. "And Inuyasha!" She giggled with glee as she lowered herself to the ground.
"Kristina? What are you doing here?" Kagome jumped off of Inuyasha's back and ran to her cousin. I must not show my jealousy. "Is that really you?"
"Kagome! It is I! I am the protector of the Pearl of Light and it transports me back in time, now and then. But that does not matter. What are you doing in the past?" She hugged her cousin and looked at her. "And why are you wearing your school uniform?"
"I am searching for the Shikon shards!"
"So it is true then! The Shikon was broken! I wonder who was the idiot who broke it." Kristina closed her eyes in thought but when she opened them, she was looking into the eyes of a perverted monk.
"Will you please bear me a son?" He grabbed her hands and looked at her hopefully.
"Wait Sango. Do not hit him." Kristina had stopped Sango from hitting Miroku on the head with her giant boomerang. "I understand your unfortunate position Sir Monk. Alas, I can't bear you a child since I am saving myself for someone I truly love."
"Does that mean you are a virgin?" Kagome stared at her cousin mouth agape. "I thought you weren't! I mean, most girls would have lost their virginity at the age of 17! I am ashamed I ever called you a playgirl!"
"Yeah well, I didn't want anyone to know." She looked down, ashamed when she remembered. "Hey! You are a virgin too!" Then Kagome's words hit her. "No you aren't! You turned 17 last week! Who did it?"
"Kagome! You are not a virgin!" Inuyasha stared accusingly at the girl. "I thought that you were."
"Kouga-" But she was cut off.
"KOUGA did THAT to YOU?" Inuyasha's eyes blazed with anger. "YOU LET KOUGA do THAT to YOU?"
"I did not! Kouga tried to make me do it but I didn't because I'm saving myself for some one special! I thought you could smell if someone did it! I thought you could trust me!" She burst out crying.
"Inuyasha. Don't make me do this." Kristina readied one of her arrows of love. "Say sorry to her. NOW!"
"Why should I? I've done too much already. I've hurt her again." Inuyasha glared at the floating beauty. "I can't okay?"
"Fine! It is your funeral!" Kristina shot one of her arrows at his heart.