New Beginnings: 3
Back in the Gryffindor common room Fred has managed to get George away from Lauren for
Harry to talk to her by telling him he had set a dungbomb off in Percy's pants. George ofcourse
excused himself to go and see. Harry took this chance to go up to Lauren and ask a few questions
that he desperatley needed to know the answers to.
"so Lauren, why didn't i ever know about you?" he asked looking at his sister as though
this were a strange dream.
"well Harry thats because a) it was a safety measure and b) the Dursley's are lying
bastards who have never told you a word of truth." she stated simply.
"well i understand your second reason, but what do you mean 'safety measures'?"
"well harry what i mean by safety dumbledore put us in seperate houses and made sure we
were never in the same city at the same time, the reason behind that is because if voldemort ever
found one of us he would never find the other!"
Harry nodded in uderstanding "i see, did you know about me?"
"yes i did know about you"
"how?"
"i have my ways you see i'm what they call a sybil in other words i'm psychic , well that
and i made aunt gwen and dumbledore tell me everything that happened and one other thing but i
cant tell you what that is yet..." Harry didn't really want to pressure her into to asking why he
couldn't be told.
"why did you show up in the great hall in scarlet robes and bandages thinking it was
may?"
"oooooo that....well i'm still not a million percent clear on that myself but from what
george told me at dinner i was hit by a bludger at the last quidditch game of the season and i
feel 65 from my broom putting me into a coma which apparently i was in for four months.......in
the hospitol wing so ummm ya i still think it should be may"
Harry again nodded in uderstanding "so, just how close are you with George?"
"ummm..." Lauren turned beet red and Harry grinned. "ok next question Harry!"
"ok, how do you know that girl in the green cloak?" he asked
"well *blush reduces slightly* that is an easy question she, saria is our cousin Kyle
O'riley's girlfriend, they attended a school for half magical creatures together and i was
introduced to her last christmas"
"oh i see, what do you mean 'half magical creatures? what is he?"
"he's half leprechaun"
"oh...i see, ok i guess i'll buy that for now"
George and Fred are over in their little corner and Fred is discussing with Goerge about
rushing Lauren back in to a full blown relationship with Lauren right after she awakens from a
four month coma.
"george why the hell are you doing this you git lauren's just woken up after 4 months
and you act like no time has passed give her a bloody chance to readjust!"
"*whining* but fred i'm horny now i've been without her for four months i love her i
cant wait andymore i need her to much!"
Meanwhile in another corner of the room Ron is trying to teach Hermione how to
'loosen up'. She is however, refusing to listen to his lessons. Percy was off trying to quiet
everbody down and usher them off to their rooms, no was listening though.
Back in the Slytherin common room Snape had had enough of Saria. "ALRIGHT! IF YOU ALL
AREN'T IN BED BY THE COUNT OF 3 I'M GOING TO HEX YOU ALL!" no sooner had the words left his lips
than Draco ran up the stairs and locked himself in his dorms and wouldn't come out or unlock the
door to let Crabbe or Goyle (who were desperatley trying to get in to talk to him) in the room.
Saria (who has been hugging him since the moment they got into the common room) looked up
at him "uncle Severus? will you read me bedtime story and sing me a goodnight song? and give me a
kiss goodnight? if you don't i wont leave! and i'll hug you aaaall ight long! and not let you get
any sleep!"
Marcus Flint laughed "yeah professor! how bout it professor a tuck in and a goonight hug
what'dya say"
It was at this time that Snape lost it completely. He hexed Flint with a spell he had
created himself during his years at Hogwarts, the spell was simple really, whenever Flint tried
to speak, different sounds and noises would erupt from his mouth instead of words. Flint tried to
speak but...
"QAUCK! MOOO!" Flint clasped his hands over his mouth and looked pleadingly at Snape fix
him. Snape however, had conveniently forgotten the counter-curse, and he wouldn't remember it
until morning.
"well? how about it uncle Severus?" Saria looked up at him with a smirk and hugged him
tighter "will you read to me and sing to me and kiss me good night? or do i have to stay here?"
again she gave him a smirk "come on uncle Severus! you *always* used to!"
Snape blushed slightly "everyone, get to bed!"
"i'm not going anywhere!"
"i know you wont, your staying for a little while, the rest of you, to bed!"
The rest of the students slowly trudged off to their rooms mumbling about how funny it
would have been to hear Snape sing a lullabuy.
"SCREEE!" was all Flint could do to agree.
When all the others were off in bed, Snape sat in a chair by the fire and placed Saria on
his lap. "one story!"
"and a song?"
"one song as well"
"and a kiss goodnight?"
"very well, a kiss goodnight to"
"yay! i've missed you uncle Sevvy!"
Snape began a short story "hickory dickory dock
three mice ran up the clock
the clock sturck one and the other two escaped with minore
injuries!"
Saria: giggled "incle Sevvy! thats not right! tell another one!
"alright, last one *ahem* humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses
and all the kings men
had omlettes for breakfast again!"
"uncle Sevvy?"
"yes?"
"can i have a humpty dumpty omlette to?"
"not tonight"
"awww! ok, sing me a song!"
"err...ok...which one?"
"sing the one you always used to sing to me, please?"
"ummm....ok, but then your going to bed!"
"ok!"
"*ahem* rock a by baby in the tree top
when the wind blows
the cradle will rock
when the bow breaks
the cradle will fall
and down will come baby
cradle and all"
Saria was starting to fall asleep (AN: i know this is OOC for him but oh well, we don't
really know what he does when he's alone!) in his arms
"alright, thats enough for tonight! get to bed!" his old menacing tone now back in place.
Saria shoved off his lap while grinning "you forgot my hug and kiss goodnight!"
"don't you ever get enough of hugging people?"
"nope!" she held her amrs wide open for a hug which he reluctantley gave her along with a
peck on the cheek and then shoved her down in the direction of the dorms while muttering about
something on his way to bed.
Back in the Gryffindor common room Fred has managed to get George away from Lauren for
Harry to talk to her by telling him he had set a dungbomb off in Percy's pants. George ofcourse
excused himself to go and see. Harry took this chance to go up to Lauren and ask a few questions
that he desperatley needed to know the answers to.
"so Lauren, why didn't i ever know about you?" he asked looking at his sister as though
this were a strange dream.
"well Harry thats because a) it was a safety measure and b) the Dursley's are lying
bastards who have never told you a word of truth." she stated simply.
"well i understand your second reason, but what do you mean 'safety measures'?"
"well harry what i mean by safety dumbledore put us in seperate houses and made sure we
were never in the same city at the same time, the reason behind that is because if voldemort ever
found one of us he would never find the other!"
Harry nodded in uderstanding "i see, did you know about me?"
"yes i did know about you"
"how?"
"i have my ways you see i'm what they call a sybil in other words i'm psychic , well that
and i made aunt gwen and dumbledore tell me everything that happened and one other thing but i
cant tell you what that is yet..." Harry didn't really want to pressure her into to asking why he
couldn't be told.
"why did you show up in the great hall in scarlet robes and bandages thinking it was
may?"
"oooooo that....well i'm still not a million percent clear on that myself but from what
george told me at dinner i was hit by a bludger at the last quidditch game of the season and i
feel 65 from my broom putting me into a coma which apparently i was in for four months.......in
the hospitol wing so ummm ya i still think it should be may"
Harry again nodded in uderstanding "so, just how close are you with George?"
"ummm..." Lauren turned beet red and Harry grinned. "ok next question Harry!"
"ok, how do you know that girl in the green cloak?" he asked
"well *blush reduces slightly* that is an easy question she, saria is our cousin Kyle
O'riley's girlfriend, they attended a school for half magical creatures together and i was
introduced to her last christmas"
"oh i see, what do you mean 'half magical creatures? what is he?"
"he's half leprechaun"
"oh...i see, ok i guess i'll buy that for now"
George and Fred are over in their little corner and Fred is discussing with Goerge about
rushing Lauren back in to a full blown relationship with Lauren right after she awakens from a
four month coma.
"george why the hell are you doing this you git lauren's just woken up after 4 months
and you act like no time has passed give her a bloody chance to readjust!"
"*whining* but fred i'm horny now i've been without her for four months i love her i
cant wait andymore i need her to much!"
Meanwhile in another corner of the room Ron is trying to teach Hermione how to
'loosen up'. She is however, refusing to listen to his lessons. Percy was off trying to quiet
everbody down and usher them off to their rooms, no was listening though.
Back in the Slytherin common room Snape had had enough of Saria. "ALRIGHT! IF YOU ALL
AREN'T IN BED BY THE COUNT OF 3 I'M GOING TO HEX YOU ALL!" no sooner had the words left his lips
than Draco ran up the stairs and locked himself in his dorms and wouldn't come out or unlock the
door to let Crabbe or Goyle (who were desperatley trying to get in to talk to him) in the room.
Saria (who has been hugging him since the moment they got into the common room) looked up
at him "uncle Severus? will you read me bedtime story and sing me a goodnight song? and give me a
kiss goodnight? if you don't i wont leave! and i'll hug you aaaall ight long! and not let you get
any sleep!"
Marcus Flint laughed "yeah professor! how bout it professor a tuck in and a goonight hug
what'dya say"
It was at this time that Snape lost it completely. He hexed Flint with a spell he had
created himself during his years at Hogwarts, the spell was simple really, whenever Flint tried
to speak, different sounds and noises would erupt from his mouth instead of words. Flint tried to
speak but...
"QAUCK! MOOO!" Flint clasped his hands over his mouth and looked pleadingly at Snape fix
him. Snape however, had conveniently forgotten the counter-curse, and he wouldn't remember it
until morning.
"well? how about it uncle Severus?" Saria looked up at him with a smirk and hugged him
tighter "will you read to me and sing to me and kiss me good night? or do i have to stay here?"
again she gave him a smirk "come on uncle Severus! you *always* used to!"
Snape blushed slightly "everyone, get to bed!"
"i'm not going anywhere!"
"i know you wont, your staying for a little while, the rest of you, to bed!"
The rest of the students slowly trudged off to their rooms mumbling about how funny it
would have been to hear Snape sing a lullabuy.
"SCREEE!" was all Flint could do to agree.
When all the others were off in bed, Snape sat in a chair by the fire and placed Saria on
his lap. "one story!"
"and a song?"
"one song as well"
"and a kiss goodnight?"
"very well, a kiss goodnight to"
"yay! i've missed you uncle Sevvy!"
Snape began a short story "hickory dickory dock
three mice ran up the clock
the clock sturck one and the other two escaped with minore
injuries!"
Saria: giggled "incle Sevvy! thats not right! tell another one!
"alright, last one *ahem* humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses
and all the kings men
had omlettes for breakfast again!"
"uncle Sevvy?"
"yes?"
"can i have a humpty dumpty omlette to?"
"not tonight"
"awww! ok, sing me a song!"
"err...ok...which one?"
"sing the one you always used to sing to me, please?"
"ummm....ok, but then your going to bed!"
"ok!"
"*ahem* rock a by baby in the tree top
when the wind blows
the cradle will rock
when the bow breaks
the cradle will fall
and down will come baby
cradle and all"
Saria was starting to fall asleep (AN: i know this is OOC for him but oh well, we don't
really know what he does when he's alone!) in his arms
"alright, thats enough for tonight! get to bed!" his old menacing tone now back in place.
Saria shoved off his lap while grinning "you forgot my hug and kiss goodnight!"
"don't you ever get enough of hugging people?"
"nope!" she held her amrs wide open for a hug which he reluctantley gave her along with a
peck on the cheek and then shoved her down in the direction of the dorms while muttering about
something on his way to bed.