Disclaimer: I own no one or anything associated with the Blair witch or Harry Potter
Authors Note: I am sorry to have neglected this story for so long. My AP class and lack of inspiration is all to blame…
The Witch Project
Chapter Three: The batteries are out!
Minerva's face comes into the screen; clearly several hours have passed since the whole map incident.
" It is night and I am utterly horrified…Dumbledore has been leading us in circles and Snape has been bugging the infernal crap out of me. I am sick and tired of this."
Minerva turns the camera away from her face and forward where we see the illuminated figures of Snape and Dumbledore.
" Minerva, turn that bloody thing off." Snape said angrily flailing" his hands at it.
" Fat chance Severus, its not everyday one sees you frightened." Minerva said as she zoomed in on his face. Severus snarled and looked ahead. The trees within the forbidden forest formed eerie-knotted shapes in the darkness and the creeps and sounds of many forest creatures filled the forest.
" Silence from both of you would be greatly appreciated." Dumbledore muttered as he pushed through some bushes. Dumbledore had apparently become increasingly irritated with his partners and was beginning to regret his actions.
….Snap!…
" What was that?" Snape said jumping slightly and nearly falling onto a tree.
" Calm yourself it was probably some animal." Minerva said more to reassure herself than Severus.
Dumbledore came to an abrupt stop, and backed up.
" What is it Dumbledore." Minerva said as Snape quickly stole himself behind her.
" Run!!!" Dumbledore yelled as his horrified face blared through the camera. Minerva began to run following Snape and Dumbledore. Snape was yelling and whimpering and Minerva was muttering curse words as she fled for her life.
" The crazy witch is after us, the crazy witch is after us!!! Mummy!!!" Snape screamed hysterically.
They went screaming from bush to tree until they suddenly came upon an old cabin like home.
" Quick lets hide in there!!" Dumbledore suggested.
" Are you crazy? Where did it come from? What if it belongs to her?!!" Minerva yelled at him.
" I'm not going in there!!!" Snape yelled, but then again a wild cackle and footsteps were heard.
" Screw it!" Snape said as he threw caution to the wind and went into the cabin. Minerva and Dumbledore quickly followed into the dark cabin. Snape was hysterical as he ran up a flight of stairs.
" Where are we?" Minerva muttered.
" In an attic I think?" Dumbledore replied as he tried to catch his breath.
" Shut up both of you or the witch will hear us!" Snape said cowering in a corner.
" Albus I can tell we are not going to survive this so any last words?" Minerva said as loud sounds could be heard coming from beneath the attic.
" I am so sorry to the both of you, I did not mean this to happen."
" Darn straight you didn't!" Snape said in a fetal position, " I'm so scared!! I am so sorry I am sorry for making your life a living heck Harry! I am sorry Minerva for everything and I am so sorry for making everyone so miserable, all I wanted was to be loved."
Minerva turned the camera on herself, " This is the last time…no…I just like to tell everyone that I love them and that no matter what we'll always be friends." Does the trademark Lucy cry and puts the camera down.
They all give each other a big hug, as they cry on each other's shoulders.
" Oh Albus I love you and I love you too Snape!"
" I love you guys too sorry for everything…" Snape whimpered.
" Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The lights went on and surrounding them was the entire student body, laughing and giggling along with several teachers.
" What the bloody hell it this all about?" Snape said quickly wiping away his tears.
"Happy Birthday Severus!!!!!!!!!" they all said, whistling and throwing confetti. Snape looked at them confused, trying to absorb the information.
" But it is not my birthday, not till the eight of January you are all a month early…"
Everyone was silent for a very long time.
" And what about the skeleton and what were we running from?"
Everyone looks at the camera.
" It is all the authors fault!!" Hermione yelled.
" Good job, you messed up a perfectly decent story!!" Dumbledore yelled.
" Why the bloody hell did you have to take a class to hard for you, what an incompetent writer!" Snape yelled, " and how dare you make me look like a baby."
" That's not her fault." McGonagall quipped.
" I say we burn her at the stake!!!!" Harry yelled….
And so apparently they did not disappear, but instead they along with their students went in a wild rage and went in search of the author of this story to bring her to justice… MWHAHAHAHAHAH THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME NEVER!!!!
Okay sorry about that folks what a horrible stupid ending, if you would all like to send flames, please do and I might be convinced to write a better alternate ending…but for now I am in hiding, screwing over imaginary people is the worst anyone can do…don't piss off anybody in the Potterverse….
FLAME ME PLEASE!!!