Chapter 9: Heart's Deepest Desires.
Disclaimer: BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! I can say I own Inuyasha! Nobody is here! Lawyers pop out of nowhere But I won't! Because I don't own Inuyasha! Or anyone else for that matter! Except Kristina!
"Why? What was in there?" Hermes was curious.
Athene spoke up because the others were screaming at the thought. "Trust us! You do not want to know!"
"It was horrible!" Artemis held her shoulders and closed her eyes.
"Disgusting!" Hera shrieked.
To change the subject, (Because Kristina did not want the gods to die because of Miroku) Kristina asked a question that wiped Miroku's desires out of their minds. "What was in Inuyasha and Kouga's heart?"
"No! Don't tell them!" Kouga and Inuyasha yelled at the same time as they flipped.
"Well, Kouga, wanted, Kagome," Demeter smiled.
"Inuyasha dead," Hera frowned at that one.
"A man named Naraku dressed as a little girl," Aphrodite laughed at that one.
"A woman named Ayame kissing a toad thing called Jakken," Athene smiled.
"Flowers," Artemis laughed as she said this.
"And a pink pony." Nemesis sighed.
Everyone (except Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kouga because they were still dancing!) burst out laughing but calmed down long enough to say what Inuyasha wanted.
"Inuyasha's deepest desires are a bit strange," Hera looked thoughtful.
"He wanted Miroku to get pregnant!" Athene blurted.
"Naraku to turn into a gay dress-maker," Artemis smiled.
"Kagome to say 'Inuyasha! I love you!'" Aphrodite smiled dreamily.
"A man named Hojo to wear a dress and marry Naraku," Demeter giggled.
"Kikyo to reveal that she is actually a man and get run over by a car he saw in Kagome and Kristina's time," Phersiphone frowned.
"Shippo to reveal that he is actually a girl," Nemesis frowned.
"To eat all the Ramen in the world," Hestia scratched her head at that one.
"And finally, to be good enough for our sweet Kagome!" All of the goddesses said dreamily.
"NO! I have to stop!" Inuyasha yelled and shortly stopped dancing.
"Inuyasha! You stopped dancing? You were doing so good!" Hades cooed to the embarrassed Hanyou. "Oh well! At least your friends are still dancing for us!"
"Don't laugh at me! Please!" Inuyasha looked at everyone that was gathered in the backyard.
"Why would we laugh at you?" Kagome looked at Inuyasha before whispering in his ear. "I love you."
"OOOOOHHH! I HEARD THAT!" Aphrodite and Hermes shouted at the same time.
"How did you hear what I said?" Kagome looked at the two before turning a deep red.
"Well, duh! I'm the Goddess of Love! Anything that has to do with love, I am there! I always hear when people confess undying love for each other!" Aphrodite smiled slyly.
"And I am the Messenger God! I hear everything!" Hermes flew towards the two lovers and danced around them singing a stupid song. "I love you! You love me! We are one big family! With a great big hug!" One by One, each of the gods joined in dancing and singing the annoying song. "And a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too?"
"Ah! Young love is so beautiful!" Aphrodite wiped away a fake tear.
"Hey! Everyone! We have to go! Have to meet with the fates!" Zeus turned to Kristina. "Thank you for the lovely evening! This was by far the most enjoyable night we have ever had!"
"WAIT! One of you must read Miroku's Desires first! One of the strongest Gods Please!" Sango, Kristina, and Kagome were on their knees begging with the Gods.
"Fine! I'll do it!" Hades rolled up his sleeve and forced the dancing Miroku to stop. He then put a finger on Miroku's chest and after a few seconds, he screamed like a little girl and fainted.
"H-his desires have made the King of the Underworld scream and faint!" Hermes was standing like a statue as he stared at Hades' limp form on the ground.
"That has never happened!" Zeus smiled mischievously. "Maybe we could use young Miroku as a secret weapon if we want to destroy somebody's mind!"
"But I want to know what is so horrible!" Kristina still wanted to see what was in there.
"Fine! I shall give you a new power! You can see the true desires of a person's heart! And you others can read anybody's mind anytime you wish. Now we must depart or the Fates may get angry! Good-bye Kristina! Good luck! Hopefully, you shall live!" Hera's face was grave as she departed.
"Grikubluugheragamerpoopoo!" Hades sat up from the cloud they used to carry him in and waved at the young people. His mind was apparently twisted at what he saw. "piyomoomoomoo!"
"Okay! Time to see what is so bad!" Kristina closed in on Miroku and was about to put her hand on his chest when she remembered something! (Kouga had stopped dancing.) "Everybody! Read my mind! If you want to see what is in his heart!" And without another word, she put her hand on his chest and saw terrible and frightening images. "AAAAAHH!" In her past, Kristina had seen blood and gore, guts splattered everywhere, headless men, dismembered body parts but this was far, far worse. Miroku's mind could kill people! Thank god I'm a goddess! She soon found herself on the ground in a dead faint.
"Glad I didn't listen to her!" Sango, Kagome, and Inuyasha looked at the fallen forms of Kouga and Kristina.
"I wonder what they saw though." Inuyasha closed his eyes. "I bet it won't scare me!" After that, Inuyasha touched Kristina's head and instantly saw what she had seen. "NO! IT IS TOO TERRIBLE! HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE?" Inuyasha yelled before falling on the ground fainted.
"What are you two looking at?" Miroku looked at the sprawled bodies that were Kristina, Inuyasha, and Kouga.
"Just help us take them to their rooms!" Kagome threw a rock at Miroku's head and picked Inuyasha up.
"No! You go pick Kouga up!" Sango slapped his hand away from Kristina.
"Aw man!" Miroku slowly went over to Kouga and carried him to his room.
Can you guess what was in there?? Huh? Huh? I'll tell you!! Naked people!! Even OLD men!!! OLD Wrinkly MEN!!! EVEN OLD WRINKLY WOMEN!!! YES PEOPLE!! I SAW IT MYSELF!!! Naked people of all ages!! Sizes, and colors!!! More MEN THAN WOMEN!!!!
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