New beginnings: 10
One day later, their plan was fully formulated and they were ready to put it into action.
Their plan was to have Lauren start flirting with Draco and then with not very much hope or
luck since it was almost a certainty, Draco would get aroused enough to run off into the
bathroom. whereupon Harry would manage to be made to go into the bathroom through..interesting
means. Then Saria would casually wlak by just as Draco was coming out. She would start talking
really loudly about a mysterious white substance on his pants. And since he was likely to have
been making some suggestive noises. It would start a few rumours. So this was the plan they
were going to put into motion as soon as they changed classes right after lunch.
Lauren and Saria emerged from their 3 period DATDA calss. on the way out George tried to
talk to Lauren and put his arm around her. She shrugged off his arm, stuck her nose in the air
and brushed passed, continueing a conversation with Saria who did the same. Fred and Lee were
almost doubled over with laughter and George stood looking shocked and embarrassed in the
hallway.
It was then that they saw their prey, Draco Malfoy, walking down the hall. Saria quickly
jumped up and behind a suit of armor to hide and wait for her cue. Lauren took up her role as
soon as she was out of sight.
"HEY DRACO! WAIT UP!" she ran up to Draco who had stopped dead in his tracks.
he slowly
turned around blushing and waited for her to run up. The others in the hall were all wondering
whether she had gone mad. "uhh...hey Lauren, whats up?" Lauren placed an arm around his
shoulders and steered him off to the side of the hall to talk more...privatley, in two
different ways...
"nothing Draco, i just wanted to talk. So what have you been up to lately?" she asked,
itching to unwrap her arm from his shoulders. Draco blushed.
"umm...nothing really...important..."
"oh really? well i've been up to lots of stuff lately" She gave him a small wink while
making a mental note to bring a barf bag whenever she saw him from now on.
"oh yeah? well...uhh....what kind of...stuff?"
"oh nothing really important, just quidditch praactice, there's just nothing like the
feel of a hard wooden stick between your legs!" Lauren said casually as if it meant nothing.
Draco, took the wrong way, he blushed horribly.
"EXCUSE ME!" and he ran off in the direction of the boys bathroom. Saria jumped out
from behind her suit of armor and ran up to Lauren laughing while tripping on her oversized
robes .
"WAY TO GO LAUREN! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! WHAT IN HELL DID YOU SAY?"
"oh nothing much, i was just talking about quidditch and broomsticks" she gave an evil
grin and Saria burst out laughing again. She fell on the floor and People were simply stepping
over her or around her. Then Harry walked up. They had timed it perfectly.
"hey! whats going on? is she having a seizure?" he asked as he looked down at Saria
covulsing with laughter on the floor.
"yeah she's fine, hey Harry, ever think about waterfalls? and rivers? or how about water
falls and dams? thousands of gallons of water..flowing...splashing pouring through flushing
meadows..." Harry began to look uncomfortable and shitfted his weight from foot to foot. Lauren
grinned and Saria laughed harder on the floor.
"ummm hey Lauren, i'll talk to ya later ok? i've...umm...gotta go..." and with that he
raced off ot the very bathrooms that Malfoy had just run into.
~*~
Draco sat in his bathroom stall repeating to himself in his mind he started panting and thinking of all the things he could
do, she came on so strong, to him it seemed, so that he thought, why bother with romance? She
wanted to be frisky with him! And she said it, rather indirectly, to him right in the hall!
"....i will never think of a broomstick the same way again...." he said out loud to
himself. "especailly at a quidditch match!...." from his thoughts came...other thoughts that
drove him to start picturing his thoughts. It threw him over the very bounds for which he had
set himself for a bathroom stall...
~*~
Harry walked into the bathroom to hear some...slightly unfamiliar and frightening sounds
coming from the end bathroom stall. Harry dismissed it as either constapation or someone trying
to take a really bad dump. Then some slightly new noises started coming from the end stall and
words started to come from the other end of the bathroom.
"oh my god....holy shit she is so damn good" Harry recognized the voice but not when it
was full of so much ecstasy. A moaning sound erupted from the stall and Harry bagan to rethink
his earlier accusations. "oooooh....Lauuureeen...." Harry's eyes bugged out. a sound like a
thick liquid hitting water came and a sigh of relief followed it. Harry couldn't stand it any
longer. He had to know who it was.
"uhhh....Draco?" he asked
".....P-P-Potter?!?" came Draco's startled voice.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" they both screamed at once. Draco ran out of the bathroom trying to
hurriedly do up his pants. Saria's cue. She waltzed up to where he was stumbling.
"hey Draco! how are you! aren't you late for your next class!? hey! why are you doing
your pants up in the hall1? are you trying to seduce me!? or are you just a pervert who wants
everyone to see his wang? whats that white stuff all over your pants!?" she said in a higher
voice than Draco would have liked. Draco ignored her and ran like lightening down the hall to
his next class. Harry burst out of the bathroom looking scared out of his mind.
"Lauren! Lauren! Lauren! you'll never guess what i just heard! oh my god it's
disgusting!" he yelled as he ran to her. She was laughing her ass off and so was Saria as she
came strolling up.
"we don't really wanna know Harry! we already do, we set it up, but we don't want to hear
the details!" Lauren said between giggles.
"i want to hear the details!" Saria said. They ignored her and Harry looked at them both
quizzically.
"you set it up?" Lauren told him the whole plan that they had worked out. "COOL! can i
have a part too?"
"Harry, my dear brother, we were hoping you'd say that" Lauren said as she placed an arm
around him.
"we happen to have a part all ready for you!" came Saria.
"really? what?" he asked curiously.
"well it's simple really, while we let the rumours spread, with Saria to help them along
into outragousness, we need you to tell George" Lauren explained.
"you see it's a double operation, we want to embarrass Draco AND make George completely
jealous so he'll pound the crap out of him!" Saria finished.
"oooh! i get it! ok1 i'll go tell him!" Harry ran off to get George. Lauren and Saria
exchanged a high five and headed to their respectful classes. They started laughing on their
way as a single word rang out all through Hogwarts...
"WHAT!?"
One day later, their plan was fully formulated and they were ready to put it into action.
Their plan was to have Lauren start flirting with Draco and then with not very much hope or
luck since it was almost a certainty, Draco would get aroused enough to run off into the
bathroom. whereupon Harry would manage to be made to go into the bathroom through..interesting
means. Then Saria would casually wlak by just as Draco was coming out. She would start talking
really loudly about a mysterious white substance on his pants. And since he was likely to have
been making some suggestive noises. It would start a few rumours. So this was the plan they
were going to put into motion as soon as they changed classes right after lunch.
Lauren and Saria emerged from their 3 period DATDA calss. on the way out George tried to
talk to Lauren and put his arm around her. She shrugged off his arm, stuck her nose in the air
and brushed passed, continueing a conversation with Saria who did the same. Fred and Lee were
almost doubled over with laughter and George stood looking shocked and embarrassed in the
hallway.
It was then that they saw their prey, Draco Malfoy, walking down the hall. Saria quickly
jumped up and behind a suit of armor to hide and wait for her cue. Lauren took up her role as
soon as she was out of sight.
"HEY DRACO! WAIT UP!" she ran up to Draco who had stopped dead in his tracks.
he slowly
turned around blushing and waited for her to run up. The others in the hall were all wondering
whether she had gone mad. "uhh...hey Lauren, whats up?" Lauren placed an arm around his
shoulders and steered him off to the side of the hall to talk more...privatley, in two
different ways...
"nothing Draco, i just wanted to talk. So what have you been up to lately?" she asked,
itching to unwrap her arm from his shoulders. Draco blushed.
"umm...nothing really...important..."
"oh really? well i've been up to lots of stuff lately" She gave him a small wink while
making a mental note to bring a barf bag whenever she saw him from now on.
"oh yeah? well...uhh....what kind of...stuff?"
"oh nothing really important, just quidditch praactice, there's just nothing like the
feel of a hard wooden stick between your legs!" Lauren said casually as if it meant nothing.
Draco, took the wrong way, he blushed horribly.
"EXCUSE ME!" and he ran off in the direction of the boys bathroom. Saria jumped out
from behind her suit of armor and ran up to Lauren laughing while tripping on her oversized
robes .
"WAY TO GO LAUREN! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! WHAT IN HELL DID YOU SAY?"
"oh nothing much, i was just talking about quidditch and broomsticks" she gave an evil
grin and Saria burst out laughing again. She fell on the floor and People were simply stepping
over her or around her. Then Harry walked up. They had timed it perfectly.
"hey! whats going on? is she having a seizure?" he asked as he looked down at Saria
covulsing with laughter on the floor.
"yeah she's fine, hey Harry, ever think about waterfalls? and rivers? or how about water
falls and dams? thousands of gallons of water..flowing...splashing pouring through flushing
meadows..." Harry began to look uncomfortable and shitfted his weight from foot to foot. Lauren
grinned and Saria laughed harder on the floor.
"ummm hey Lauren, i'll talk to ya later ok? i've...umm...gotta go..." and with that he
raced off ot the very bathrooms that Malfoy had just run into.
~*~
Draco sat in his bathroom stall repeating to himself in his mind he started panting and thinking of all the things he could
do, she came on so strong, to him it seemed, so that he thought, why bother with romance? She
wanted to be frisky with him! And she said it, rather indirectly, to him right in the hall!
"....i will never think of a broomstick the same way again...." he said out loud to
himself. "especailly at a quidditch match!...." from his thoughts came...other thoughts that
drove him to start picturing his thoughts. It threw him over the very bounds for which he had
set himself for a bathroom stall...
~*~
Harry walked into the bathroom to hear some...slightly unfamiliar and frightening sounds
coming from the end bathroom stall. Harry dismissed it as either constapation or someone trying
to take a really bad dump. Then some slightly new noises started coming from the end stall and
words started to come from the other end of the bathroom.
"oh my god....holy shit she is so damn good" Harry recognized the voice but not when it
was full of so much ecstasy. A moaning sound erupted from the stall and Harry bagan to rethink
his earlier accusations. "oooooh....Lauuureeen...." Harry's eyes bugged out. a sound like a
thick liquid hitting water came and a sigh of relief followed it. Harry couldn't stand it any
longer. He had to know who it was.
"uhhh....Draco?" he asked
".....P-P-Potter?!?" came Draco's startled voice.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" they both screamed at once. Draco ran out of the bathroom trying to
hurriedly do up his pants. Saria's cue. She waltzed up to where he was stumbling.
"hey Draco! how are you! aren't you late for your next class!? hey! why are you doing
your pants up in the hall1? are you trying to seduce me!? or are you just a pervert who wants
everyone to see his wang? whats that white stuff all over your pants!?" she said in a higher
voice than Draco would have liked. Draco ignored her and ran like lightening down the hall to
his next class. Harry burst out of the bathroom looking scared out of his mind.
"Lauren! Lauren! Lauren! you'll never guess what i just heard! oh my god it's
disgusting!" he yelled as he ran to her. She was laughing her ass off and so was Saria as she
came strolling up.
"we don't really wanna know Harry! we already do, we set it up, but we don't want to hear
the details!" Lauren said between giggles.
"i want to hear the details!" Saria said. They ignored her and Harry looked at them both
quizzically.
"you set it up?" Lauren told him the whole plan that they had worked out. "COOL! can i
have a part too?"
"Harry, my dear brother, we were hoping you'd say that" Lauren said as she placed an arm
around him.
"we happen to have a part all ready for you!" came Saria.
"really? what?" he asked curiously.
"well it's simple really, while we let the rumours spread, with Saria to help them along
into outragousness, we need you to tell George" Lauren explained.
"you see it's a double operation, we want to embarrass Draco AND make George completely
jealous so he'll pound the crap out of him!" Saria finished.
"oooh! i get it! ok1 i'll go tell him!" Harry ran off to get George. Lauren and Saria
exchanged a high five and headed to their respectful classes. They started laughing on their
way as a single word rang out all through Hogwarts...
"WHAT!?"