Chapter 3

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Disclaimer: i do not own Eoin colfer or any charecters execpt for the host in the tuxedo....thats all....

Hi! This the the 3rd thing!!! took a long time huh???? i knoe it did. so sowwie. so... here it goes!!! its short.....i knoe. but itll be longer next time.....i think. so read it. plz. hahahahahahahahaha.

Juliet got mad. No one, no one was allowed to call her a 'kid'. She grabbed his collar and lifted him in the air. "Listen. I said I dropped my tickets." The jumper rose his hands and Juliet let him down. "Let's go Artemis." He quietly followed.

They finally got to their seats in time for the game. Finally the announcer said "Welcome all you people out there! Are you ready for some smack?!" There was a cheer from the audience. "After the show, is going to be a lucky contestant who is going to fight against the champion!"

"That's going to be moi." said Juliet rubbing her hands together. Artemis looked at her.

"And now I'm going to introduce you to the Smack down pre-champions!! In this corner! The all time famous head choker, Muscle man!" said the speaker. The crowd cheered. "And in this corner, the big time smash hit, The Tamer!". The crowd roared again.

"I don't get it," said Artemis. Their names are really inaccurate. There is no such thing as…"

Juliet cut him off. "Oh Artemis, just enjoy yourself for once."

"And so they will fight after this short commercial break for our TV viewers, and time for you to fill up for the Smack!" said the speaker.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom Ok? It's right behind me, see it? I'll be back. Don't hurt yourself." Juliet said. Artemis nodded. The bathroom was just about 10 rows back. It's not like he was going to the bathroom with her or wait outside the door like a little kid. Juliet got up and left.

"You can come out now Butler." Artemis said.

Butler came out from behind his newspaper in the seat next to them. "Artemis, Artemis. I could never keep a secret away from you, my friend."

Artemis smiled. He didn't want to say anything because Juliet was already back. She couldn't take long because she had to keep an eye on her principle. That's when a camera man came in front of Artemis's face.

"Hello little boy, I see you wearing the Grand-Smack down shirt. How do you feel?" the man in the tuxedo said. He was on all the channels, all the TVs in the dome.

He did not know what to say for the first time. "Uh…" he said. Juliet smacked herself on the forehead. She could not believe that he had the best of luck ever and still ruins it.

"We are having so much fun! Me and my…uh…" she paused. She could not think of anything to relate him to her. Not brother, too horrible. Not friend, too weird. "…uh….Boyfriend." She could not believe she just said that. But she forced a smile on her face.

Holly could not believe it. She quickly typed back.

The Chixman: What?!!

High-tech pony: Yup. Here I'll send you the video. Click me.

Holly clicked it.

The Chixman: Connecting…Please Wait…

The camera man still had that happy look. The camera was now on him. He noticed that from the big screen TV behind the tuxedo man. He tried to think of the right thing to say. "…uh…yeah, hommie dog. It's crakin' here." He said trying the 'tough look' Juliet showed him.

"What a nice couple. Now back to the game fans!" the man said. He walked away. Juliet and Artemis too a sigh of relief.

"…Boyfriend?" Artemis asked.

"You try thinking of something!" said Juliet.

Artemis throughout the whole match said complaints like 'That was fake.' Or 'If he hates him so much, why doesn't he just kill him?' but Juliet didn't mind. She either ignored him or said 'shut up' from time to time. Finally it was the end. Time for the "Lucky kid" who gets picked.

Review. i know its very predictable. but there might be a twist!!! muhahahahahaha!!!!!