Cordelia's Diary, entry VII

Spoilers: Seasons 1-3.

Disclaimers: Joss owns all, yada yada, they're not mine, yada yada yada.

A/N: Well.

            I was going to spend this evening fixing up my website, but fate intervened. Actually, my Image Hosting Service disappeared off the face of the Internet and all editing my site gets me is frustration. And angry feelings. So I figured I might as well make use of the time and update something. Since I'm in a snippy mood, I decided to do Cordelia's Diary, seeing as Cordy's the snippiest character on the show. I identify with her.

            Also, to glitzydancingshoes: I skipped clear over the talent show because I got way lazy. I'm going to reference it in this entry, though.

April 26, 1997

God, can life get much worse?

First of all, I forgot to tell Daddy about a teensy-weensy shopping spree I had on his credit card. He took away the horses for a week and made me return all the stuff except for the really good stuff. And people think I'm spoiled!

            Then I spilled cranberry juice all over my favorite white shirt. And I had to walk around with it like that ALL DAY, because the stupid school wouldn't let me go home. Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

            And to top it all off, I've got a cold. Excellent. Just in time for the May Queen Competition. I'll still win, of course, but I'm gonna be all puffy-nosed and red-eyed in my picture.

            Oh well. Tomorrow is another day.

                        —Cordelia

April 28, 1997

            Oh, I forgot to mention the talent show! I was, of course, the highlight. Buffy and Freaks tried to act. My act put them all to shame. I sang that old Whitney Houston song, "The Greatest Love Of All". Corniest song on the planet, but it's a crowd-pleaser. Mom gave me a huge bouquet afterwards and took me shopping. This was before the credit card incident.

            So, still with the cold. It's not clearing up at all. I'm stuffy and chapped and I talk like dis. Wid a stuffy dose.  It's all very dumb.

            I'm nominated for May Queen.

                        —Cordelia

Yes, short, granted, but I'm feeling rather uninspired. You see, my site is nominated for a bunch of awards and if the judges see it like it is now…shudders. I guess some things can't be helped, but I really wanna find the head of Free Image Solutions and for hours show him/her slide shows of white squares with red X's in them , because thar's all that's on my site!!!!

            Sorry, Just a tad upset right now.

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