Chapter 16
The Funky Chicken and Karoke
Once… there was a funky chicken. We do not know his first name, but his last name is Lombardi. We are not sure he has a middle name.
Lombardi should have been someone who was widely respected and admired. He could shoot a gun. He had cool shoes. He could pilot a ship and blow up big monkey heads. He sounded a lot like Tsume sometimes, and then a lot like some guy from Brooklyn at other times. But whatever he sounded like, he was definitely pretty bad-ass.
But Lombardi was not respected, because he was a chicken. A blue chicken. And when blue chickens do all these things, they just can't be given the same amount of respect a normal non-chicken would get. Especially when they say things like, ' Misshon Comprete!'
It got to the point where no one even wanted to hang out with him anymore. He became unpopular at work. Even that whiny frog started to ignore him. He began to feel purposely avoided. Suddenly, he wasn't in the new Gamecube game but the frog and the rabbit were. But not Lombardi. He was excluded.
Soon, people even forgot his name, and decided to call him ' The Funky Chicken.' Later, when they were informed that his name was not this and something else, the person would just shrug and say, " Funky Chicken is easier to remember." And thus, the name would stick.
Days went by… More and more, the people forget about how cool he had been when he shot his gun and flown his ship and spoke in his Tsume voice. Now they only remembered that he was blue and said ' Mission Comprete' and how they couldn't even remember his name so they called him Funky Chicken. He lost all coolness so that even if a new game came out and he was cool again in it, he would still be ridiculed as the Funky Chicken. Or maybe he would be excluded again and then rabbit and the frog would just be there again. And the only time he would be remembered is if at the dance, the Funky Chicken song would come on.
" Hey," some person would say, " Wasn't there a REAL Funky Chicken once?"
" Shut up, Floyd." That person's friend would say. But yes, Floyd. There IS a real Funky Chicken. And while he might have been something grand at one time, now he is only Funky Chicken. Whose last name is Lombardi. And supposedly no middle name.
…
" Wow. I can't believe it." Hatori said, looking at all the people that had actually came. " Everyone is here. I don't have to go find anyone."
ACTUALLY, Ritsu and Zack weren't there. But you know what? NOBODY noticed! HAHAHA! Maybe Hatori will notice later, but by then, he'll be POWERLESS to stop Ritsu from being missing! Besides, I bet Ritsu is having a LOT more fun with Zack than he would be with his forgetful Sohma family.
" Of course we're here! Where do you expect us to be? Running nilly-hilly all over the fair?" Ayame chuckled like Kureno, and slapped Hatori on the back. " I see you haven't found any pants for yourself, Tori-san!"
" WHAT? You STILL don't have any pants!" Shigure shouted so that the whole Karoke bar looked over to Hatori to see that he didn't have any pants. " Wow! I think this is the longest I've ever seen someone wear shorts!"
" You should see if there's a world record for this sort of thing!" Ayame added.
" I think you would WIN, Hatori-san!" Tohru exclaimed, thinking that she should try and ENCOURAGE him to follow his dream! Except it's not his dream. It's not ANYONE'S dream. Unless there's someone VERY strange out there.
Is it YOUR dream?
" Let's not talk about pants right now, okay?" Hatori sighed. He didn't want to talk about them because it depresses him. Nothings worse than a depressed seahorse wearing shorts in the karoke bar!
" YEAH! Let's talk about KYONKICHI'S goldfish!" Ayame agreed, as he pointed to the very back of the room where Kyo was holding Ratkiller in it's little fish bowl, and trying to look as if he didn't have a goldfish.
" Kyo got a GOLDFISH?" Everyone exclaimed but Tohru, Yuki and Ayame. Oh yeah. And Kyo. NOBODY expected Kyo to have a golfish! After all… he's the CAT!
" SO?!" Kyo yelled. " Can't I have a goldfish if I want to?!"
" I want a goldfish. How come I don't get a goldfish?" Haru whined as if he were the only person in the world who didn't have a goldfish. When Haru had been a kid, though, his parents hadn't GIVEN him pets. Why? Because he would forget to feed them and they would starve to death.
" Because you don't DESERVE a goldfish Haru!" Shigure laughed cynically, and then looked back at Kyo. " AWWWW… That is SO cute! Kyo-kun has a little friend!"
" SHUT UP! Don't make fun of me and Ratkiller, or ELSE!" Kyo yelled defensively, cradling Ratkiller's bowl against his chest. He has such a crazy, random attachment to that goldfish! Maybe it's because this is the first time Kyo has ever HAD a pet to call his own.
" That's right!" Kureno added, going to stand by his flunky. " This fish is the new mascot of the Lone Chicken and his flunky!"
" No he's not!" Kyo argued. " He's WAY too good to be a mascot for somebody stupid like you!"
" I refuse to believe a GOLDFISH is above me." Kureno scoffed, but everyone, even himself, knew it was true.
" Oh, Kyo-kun! This goldfish can be like our son! Or daughter!" Kagura gushed.
" Um… no." Kyo said. Hey. I was just thinking! How DO you tell goldfish genders? Do they even HAVE genders? Well, I know seahorse have genders. Hatori is a male seahorse. But want to know something CRAZY? The male seahorse is the one who gives birth to baby seahorses!
…what if Hatori got pregnant as a seahorse? Would they be CURSED Sohma Seahorses? Would they have a seahorse dance and banquet? When they bumped into seahorses off the opposite sex, would they transform? WHAT WOULD THEY TRANSFORM INTO?!
Anyway, back to the story.
" I want a goldfish too!" Momiji whined. Then he and Haru took up the chant of ' We want a goldfish, we want a goldfish!' No one else really wanted a goldfish. Maybe they've already HAD pets.
Like Ayame and Yuki's childhood pet, Hermie the Hermit Crab! Oh… the fun times they had with that hermit crab… I think this calls for another FLASHBACK!
FLASHBACK
" Alright, guys. This is your pet. I didn't spend much money on it because I'm too concerned with other, more IMPORTANT things than my children's happiness!" Ayame and Yuki's evil mother said and chucked a box with a little hermit crab in it at them.
" YAAAAAAY!" Yelled little Yuki and picked up the box and started shaking it around like a fool because he was just SO overcome with joy at that crazy hermit crab.
" A HERMIT CRAB? Like THAT'S a good pet." Twelve year old Ayame said because he was at a very sarcastic period in his life. If he had it HIS way he probably would have wanted a pet cricket! So he could EAT it! I kid, I kid.
" CRAB-SAN! CRAB-SAN!" Little Yuki shrieked with joy as he began bashing the plastic cage against the ground as the poor hermit crab prayed and prayed for the madness to end.
" Uh… Yuki, I don't think you should do that…" Ayame said and snatched the cage from Yuki to save the hermit crab. Then he placed the cage on the ground between them and they both stared at the cage obsessively since they had nothing better to do.
" Why doesn't it MOVE?" Little Yuki said, resisting the urge to shake the cage around again.
" Maybe it's dead." Ayame replied since he didn't really care.
" NOOOOOOOOOOO! CRAB-SAN!" Yuki started screaming as if that hermit crab had been his lifelong friend and companion, and he just couldn't find the strength to go on without good old Hermie by his side.
" I'm just kidding! Let's take him out." Ayame said quickly, and swiftly removed the crab from it's cage. Then he put it on the sidewalk and they stared at it again. It STILL wasn't moving.
" How do we get it to move?" Ayame wondered outloud.
" STEP on it!" Yuki suggested.
" Uh… no, I don't think so. This is boring. I'm going to walk away and neglect you and widen the gap between us." Ayame sighed and stood up and walked away, leaving Yuki and the hermit crab all alone.
Yuki promised himself that he would watch that hermit crab until it moved, so he spent about ten hours staring at it obsessively before he fell asleep, and the hermit crab crawled away and ESCAPED!
END FLASHBACK
" Okay… goldfish aside, we really should be thinking of what to do next." Hatori said. " Or is everyone ready to go home?"
" We JUST got here!" Everyone whined.
" Well, what else is there to do?" Hatori challenged because he really didn't want to be at the fair anymore. In all truth, he wanted to go HOME.
" Um, excuse me, we're sitting right in a Karoke bar!" Rin pointed out because she hasn't said anything. And this will probably be the only thing she says.
" That's right! I LOVE Karoke!" Ayame exclaimed because you just KNOW he does.
" So do we!" Said all the girls, EVEN Rin, because there's not a girl in the world that doesn't like Karoke. Especially me. If I didn't have school and a life, do you know what I'd be doing? I'd be right in that karoke bar with them! But unfortunately… I do. So you won't find me there.
" Yes… but I don't. And I know some of the more masculine people here also don't. So why don't we just take a vote on it?" Hatori asked. But you know what? Hatori wasn't PLANNING on taking any such VOTE! He was going to do a mock-vote, and then if they lost, he was just going to erase everyone's memories! ARGH! HATORI, YOU POO!
" Anyone who wants to karoke raise your hand! Come on! Get em up there!" Ayame yelled just like Veronica Taylor.
" YAAAAY!" Screamed the girls and all raised there hands.
That's three…
" Of course, ME!" Ayame yelled, raising two hands, but don't worry, it still only counted for one vote. See?
That's four…
" Me too! I can even sing my own song!" Momiji said.
Five…
And that's all the people that wanted to sing.
" Now, anyone who DOESN'T want to karoke." Hatori said meaningfully with a look towards the non-femine guys and Yuki.
"… I don't think I can sing." Said Haru and slowly raised his hand.
One.
" That's right, Haru! You would probably SUCK at it!" Shigure pointed out cheerfully and raised his hand. I don't really know WHY Shigure doesn't want to sing today. Because he's actually quite good at it. But maybe today is just a day he doesn't want to sing.
Two.
" I can't sing." Said Yuki even though I just KNOW he can because he's voiced by Kero-chan and Kero-chan can sing wicked good. But this time, even if a BILLION Yuki fanclub members asked him to, I don't think he would this time.
" YUKI! How come you won't sing with me? We can sing, ' Just the Two of Us!'" Ayame protested.
" NO." Said Yuki because there is nothing in this world he doesn't want to do more than sing ' Just the Two of Us' with Ayame.
" But this is our chance to strengthen our bond as brothers!" Ayame whined.
" I don't care." Said Yuki and raised BOTH his hands. OUCH.
Three.
" Tori-san, at least will you sing that song with me?" Ayame asked, with big teary eyes.
" No. And I never will. Never." He added again as soon as Ayame opened his mouth.
" Four."
" Do you even have to WRITE my response?" Kyo asked the author.
Uh… no. Five.
" Well," Said Hatori, throwing his hands up into the air, " There you have it, we won fair and square, now it's time to go home…"
" It was NOT. It was a tie." Kagura pointed out angrily. She REALLY wanted to sing for Kyo!
Hatori started to argue, but then he realized… DA-HUCK! It HAD been a tie! How had that happened? " There are eleven people here. So there has to be a tiebreaker. Who didn't vote?"
Everyone turned around to see Kureno sitting there and drinking chocolate milk randomly.
" The Lone Chicken doesn't HAVE to vote. The Lone Chicken is one and apart from the rest of you fools." Kureno scoffed, and then wiped away the chocolate milk mustache he had on.
Maybe they would have argued, but at this point everyone is tired of fighting with Kureno.
" Well, then, somebody change their vote so we can go home!" Kyo whined because he wanted to go home and give Ratkiller some nice, tasy FISH pellets!
" NO! SOMEBODY change so WE can karoke!" Ayame argued because he had his heart set on singing ' Just the Two of Us' with SOMEBODY.
" I WANNA GO HOME!" Kyo screamed at the top of his lungs.
" I bet Ratkiller-san wants to go home too, Kyo-kun, since you two are so alike!" Tohru pointed out stupidly. Yes. That's right. She even attaches –san to a GOLDFISH.
" Hey…" Said Hatori, " That's right Kyo. You and your goldfish are exactly the same."
" They're both ORANGE!" Momiji yelled obviously.
" I was JUST about to say that." Haru sighed and snapped his fingers.
" No… they both don't want to karoke. So let's go home." Hatori said, and started walking away.
" No he DOESN'T!" Ayame argued. " You don't know what a goldfish thinks!"
" Yes I do." Hatori said.
" He really does." Shigure added. " But HARU doesn't!"
" You don't have to rub it in." Haru sighed.
" Being the seahorse, Haa-san can speak to many oceanic creatures!" Shigure said.
" I'm the DRAGON." Hatori stated like the fool he is.
" You say Dragon, I say Seahorse." Shigure said sweetly.
" Well, what's that crazy goldfish saying RIGHT now?" Ayame demanded.
Hatori sighed and looked over to the goldfish. Yes, he really can speak to the goldfish. What can that man NOT do with his crazy seahorse powers?
( Hey… what's up?) Hatori asked the goldfish.
( Why, hello old chap, my name is HERBERT, and I-) The goldfish started to say in a british accent like Gatsby, but Hatori just cut him off.
" He says he wants to go home. Right now." Hatori lied to everyone.
" Really? I'm sorry Ratkiller." Kyo apologized to the goldfish. POOR Kyo. He doesn't know his goldfish is a big fat nerd.
" NO, he doesn't!" Ayame argued. " And you know what? Even if that goldfish DIDN'T want to karoke, which I sincerely doubt, it's not like I care about a goldfish's opinion anyway! I'm going to karoke whether you want me to or NOT!"
" Ayame, shut up and get over here." Hatori said.
" Okay!" Ayame said and walked over to Hatori and stood there like a statue.
" The Lone Chicken wants to karoke now." Kureno said, because he had finished his chocolate milk.
" ARGH!" Said Hatori. Okay, he didn't say argh. " Fine. FINE. Let's just go get this over with. But then we're going home and NO arguing about it this time, GOT IT?"
" Got it!" Everyone said.
" Good." Said Hatori.
" Why, HELLO! If it isn't the RUDE Squad again?" That Buddy Barn Guy greeted them at the door with a very fake happy face. " You know, I never get tired of you and your RUDENESS."
" …do you run the karoke bar too?" Hatori asked slowly.
" Why, YES." That Buddy Barn Guy continued in his hostile guy voice. " I do. Can't you read or do you need a pair of Buddy Barn Glasses?"
No, Hatori did NOT need a pair of Buddy Barn Glasses. He looked up and saw the sign that said Buddy Barn Karoke Bar, and then sighed and gave himself up to fate. Everyone cheered except for the people that didn't and piled into the little karoke room.
Now, I don't really know what they like, because as much as I like them, I've never actually been to one. I've only had the make it at home kind. But let me assure you, it was AWESOME. Just think of the most awesome karoke bar you've ever been to. Now think of it in North Dakota. Yeah. THAT'S IT.
If you've never been to a karoke bar, just think of… the stage that Chucky and his animatronic friends sing on at Chuckee Cheeses. There you go. And now I'm done describing silly things like this to you.
" That'll be a billion dollars." That Buddy Barn Guy said as soon as he had slammed the door behind them.
" What? Karoke shouldn't cost any money." Hatori said although that's not nesecarily true.
" Well, this isn't just karoke, Mr. Redundant." That Buddy Barn Guy scoffed like… Kureno? No? If you can think of someone That Buddy Barn Guy scoffs like, send it in a review, and I'll pick my favorite one and use it from then on! WOW! I have no life! Anyway…
" This isn't just karoke. It's karoke with the WORLD famous pop sensation, Reno." That Buddy Barn Guy said as if EVERYONE knew that. I mean, YOU knew that, didn't you? You READ my other fanfic with Shoopuf Dude, right?
RIGHT?!
" This love is taking it's TOLL on me, she said GOODBYE, too many times BEFOAH…" Reno sang in an annoying yet catchy voice from the stage or whatever in front of them as a million people sang along so his singing was drowned out.
" Well I didn't know about this 'Reno' guy, and I have no desire to hear him sing." Hatori said with his arms crossed.
" GASP!" Said the millions of Reno fans and… exploded. Which is good because… come on, think about it… a million people in one room?
" Oh, you better not have just cheated me out of a billion dollars, Buddy Boy!" Reno yelled, and took out his nightstick that doubled as a microphone.
" Whoops… gotta run!" That Buddy Barn Guy said, and hastily whipped out his magical orcarina and transported off to wherever it is Buddy Barn Guys go.
" Come back here and live in my pyramid of PAIN!" Reno shouted.
" Can we KAROKE now?" Kagura whined.
" Yes… just get it over with…" Hatori groaned.
And now… the karoke portion of the chapter! It'll be seperated into performances! No, you don't get to decided who sings what. Only I get to decide that. If you don't know the song they're singing, you're a fool who needs to listen to more music.
Now… let's get this party started!
GOO GOO BA JOO!
" Alright, Kagura, you're first up." Said Ayame since he had made himself in charge of things like that.
" WHAT? The Lone Chicken wanted to go first!" Kureno gasped over-dramatically.
" Kyo-kun… this ones for you! And the next one and the next one and the next one…" Kagura repeated over and over.
" GET ON WITH IT!" Everyone yelled.
Guess what Kagura sang? She sang 'Lovefool' by the Caridgans. Unfortunately, the whole time she sang it, Kyo was obsessing over the goldfish instead. OH WELL! If you don't know how Lovefool goes, it's the song that has the chorus that goes, " LOVE ME! LOVE ME! SAY that you love me!"
Come on, EVERYONE knows that song.
GOO GOO BA JOO!
The next song was a truet (is that even a word?) between Tohru, Kagura, and Momiji, who all sang, ' Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.' Yes, Momiji isn't a girl, but Rin doesn't really wanna have fun. And after all, Momijis just wanna have fun.
GOO GOO BA JOO!
This time, Rin got up and sang that crazy ' I'm a Bitch' song, because it's about mysterious mood changes, JUST LIKE HER! Oh, that mysterious Rin! I bet she's so mysterious that none of you ever have HEARD that song before!
" I wanted to sing I'm a Bitch!" Kureno whined.
" But you're not." Hatori said.
" I'm Akito's Bitch." Kureno pointed out.
" Whatever." Said Hatori.
GOO GOO BA JOO!
" I wanna sing now!" Kureno whined.
" NO! I am going to sing ' Just the Two of Us' with SOMEBODY, and I'm gonna do it now!" Ayame declared, and then dragged Hatori up there, who went right back down to sit down as soon as he was dragged onto the stage. So then Ayame sang with the janitor, who was feeling kind of left out.
GOO GOO BA JOO!
" NOW I will sing." Kureno declared.
" FINE!" Everyone yelled at him.
" Flunky, come back me up with a funky voicebox beat!" Kureno ordered as soon as he got onto the stage.
" NO!" Kyo shouted because he didn't have a voicebox beat. Even if he IS Tomokazu Seki.
" Fine." Kureno chuckled foolishly. " Then I'll just begin."
" ' Oh, how many miles must a chicken,
Walk before he is called a chicken.
And how many skies must a chicken fly,
Before the chicken can rest in the sand?
And how many chickens,
Must fly before they're banned?
The answer, my chicken,
Is blowing in the chickens.'"
…
" That is NOT how the song goes!" Kyo screamed because that song had offended him oh so much and Kazuma had used to sing it to him when he had been a young furling of a boy.
" What? Blowing in the Chickens? By Bob Chicken?" Kureno replied innocently.
" THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S CALLED!"
" Those are the lyrics."
" They are not! You just replaced everything with CHICKEN!" Kyo shrieked in agony.
" I did NO such thing, flunky." Kureno scoffed like (HURRY!) and went to go sit down. " Chuh! Not the lyrics to Blowing in the Chickens. I NEVER!"
" ARGH!"
GOO GOO BA JOO!
" Now it's time for the Mabudachi Trio song!" Ayame said as he and Shigure stood there while holding Hatori in place as he desprately tried to squirm away. Kyo and Yuki didn't sing, because if you REALLY wanted to hear them sing, you'd just go download a Shuuichi from Gravitation or a Sailor Mercury song. Kyo and Yuki respectively.
" Hoo-RAY!" cheered everyone because there's nothing like the Mabudachi Trio doing karoke.
" Alright! LETSU A GO!" Shigure yelled. And then they proceeded to sing a song which I will not put the name to, because it is embrassing. But it is done by a Irish band called Cranbo, and I love it even if it's very strange.
" I got the CAR!" Ayame shouted as the rock and roll music played in the background.
" I got the KEYS!" Shigure yelled enthusiastically as he hopped around the stage.
Then there was silence where Hatori's line was supposed to be since he was just standing there like a fool.
" I got the LOVE, I GOT THE ROCK 'N ROLL DISEASE! YEAH!" Ayame and Shigure screamed WAY too enthusiastically and started jumping around the stage like a bunch of hooligans playing crazy air guitar. And we will not discuss the chorus, because it too is embarassing.
Then the second verse came.
" I got the SAUCE!" Ayame yelled.
" I got the CHEESE!" Shigure added. (My this song is appropriate.)
Then there was another silence in which Hatori DON'T got the hamburger. I guess he doesn't got NUTHIN' today.
" I got the LOVE, I GOT THE ROCK 'N ROLL DISEASE!" Ayame and Shigure shouted again, then air guitared themselves to the point of no return, then collapsed very tired but very happy on top of each other.
" That's it. I'm not hanging out with you guys anymore." Hatori said like the insecure short wearing man he is.
But Ayame and Shigure were already ignoring him and singing the ' I Will Love You' song from Moulin Rouge in overly dramatic, off-key voices to each other.
Isn't karoke FUN?
GOO GOO BA JOO!
"… I want to sing." Haru said just as everyone had started to get ready to leave.
" HARU!" Everyone yelled.
" I should get a chance to sing too." Haru argued stubbornly.
" BUT WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU SING! YOU SUCK!" Shigure screamed.
" Give it a break, Shigure. Haru… just make it quick." Hatori groaned.
" Ratkiller's hungry!" Kyo yelled.
Haru nodded and took about fifteen minutes to find his way onto the stage. Then he took the microphone and started singing in the most monotonus voice EVER.
"…feelings…oh, feelings…"
" BOOOOO!" Everyone screamed. No one wanted another five minutes of that.
Haru froze and looked down. And when he looked up… his pupils… were SMALLER!
" I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION!" Black Haru screamed as he began running and jumping and screaming around the stage as the music blared furiously in the background. " THE WORLDS IN THE TROUBLE AND THERE'S NO COMMUNICATION! SO WHY SHOULD I CARE BOUT A BAD REPUTATION?!"
" It's Black Haru!" Shigure cheered.
" NOT ME! OH NO NO NO!"
" BLACK has descended…" Said everyone in the room including the janitor.
" NOT MEEEE!"
" Hey… that cat can really SANG!" Reno remarked as he walked randomly into the room.
" NO I CAN'T!" Kyo yelled.
"…huh?" Said Reno.
Oh goodness! What will happen now that Black Haru has emerged? Well… you'll just have to wait until NEXT TIME! I've pulled another cliffhanger!
Goo Goo Ba Joo?
OMAKE!
Howdy howdy howdy! I'm Woody! Um… anyway, I finally got a Livejournal! Wanna read it? Wanna be my friend? I'm under the user of shoopufalias, so look it up and read about my very sad life! Oh yeah, and anyone who read Does It Worry You To Be Alone, I'm working on the prequel so be PATIENT! PATIENCE I SAY!
Rin actually GOT a question! I'm flabbergasted like a penguin in a pumpkin patch! DA-HUCK!
Person: Why are you so moody?
Rin: I AM NOT MOODY! YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU'RE AN ASS!
Person: Do you have some sort of sexy mystery you need Haru to solve?
Rin: What is THAT supposed to mean? And it's not like Haru would even GET that sexual innuendo. He can't even get the jokes in Highlights for Kids magazines.
Haru:… I can too…
Hayley: BACK, MENTALLY CHALLENGED COW! (boot)
Naria: Rin… just WHO are YOU? And were those batteries just for your palm pilot?
Rin: I'm Rin! The Horse of course! HEE HAW!
Rin: Hey! That was Hayley, not me!
Hayley: Why, I never! And the batteries are not only for the palm pilot, they're for Shii-chan's gameboy that he plays BEHIND the scenes!
Naria: And a question for Hagrid: Why torture Hatori by taunting him with PANT-WORLD? What did the seahorse do to you?! Can't a sea creature have sufficient leg-wear?! Or did you wanna make him SO mad that he'd turn into a seahorse so you could capture him, put him in your menagerie, and show him to your Care of Magical Creatures class?
And as a special guest on the Omake, we have Hagrid! Or… some guy that looks like Hagrid!
Bigfoot: GRAWWER! BIGFOOT NO LIKE PANTS! BIGFOOT LIKE SEAHORSE!
… Brock?
Brock: Yes?
Bigfoot is NOT a replacement for Hagrid.
Brock: Oh. Can he be a replacement for Carl?
…no.
Anyway…
Person: What the hell is a palm pilot?
Hayley: I had the SAME question when somebody kindly explained it was like an electronic planner you put information into. WOW! AIN'T TECHNOLOGY SOMETHIN'?
Bigfoot: NO!
Rin: STOP ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS!
Person: How could you break my precious Haru's heart like that?
Rin: It's something YOU wouldn't understand!
Hayley: That's not a good enough answer! That's it! We're going to the glue factory… and YOU'RE not coming!
Rin: You stole that joke from The Simpsons.
Hayley: (bitch slap) Now get out of my sight, Haru Heartbreaker!
Oh yeah! We got a very special question from somebody.
Person: Is this a question?
Why, this question is so SMART and INTERESTING that I think I'll let Bigfoot answer it!
Bigfoot: ARGH!
That sums my feelings up exactly. As usual, if you see Carl, trap him in a pair of pants and deliver him to me with PRETTY stamps! Also, send your questions to the LONE CHICKEN next time! WHOO! Go Lone Chicken, GO!
Um… can someone get Bigfoot out of here now? I think he just ate Brock…
Ja!