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Kagome was back in her own era playing catch up' on all her homework and everything. Of course HE was a total ass about not letting her go back, yet again.
What's so hard to understand about me getting an education so that I can actually amount to something useful in life?'
Kagome glanced down at her math homework which she had been trying to do but, alas, all she could think about was HIM. Yup you guessed it ladies and gentlemen, it was HIM as in InuYasha, grade A jerk material. Who did he think he was telling her when she could and couldn't go home? She was her own person, therefore giving her the right to do what she pleased. Well ok not exactly. Technically she wasn't even old enough to drink so that tells a lot right there. Not old enough to drink? Hell, she wasn't even old enough to drive, what was she thinking?! But that doesn't initially have to stop her though, hmmm.....
Here I go again.' Kagome sighed as she glanced over at the clock. 10 o'clock already? Wow, the last time she looked at the clock it was only 7:30!(a/n ever had that happen?? Yes no?) Kagome took one look at her math book, slapped on a smug smirk, slammed her book shut and started pounding it in with her fists in some twisted act of glorious frustration! 10 o'clock, Friday night, and what was she doing? Going ape shit on her math book!
Stinking math homework.
All the other girls her age were out at the movies, with their friends, on dates, actually having a good time! Dates....oh ya, that sounds distantly familiar. Wasn't there actually a time when something like that really mattered to her? Yup. That would be before InuYasha, if I'm not mistaken.' Depressing? No she wouldn't say so...more like aggravating. It was like in a way, him controlling her. She did like boys in her own time before InuYasha. And now she could care less....HOLD IT!! She still liked boys in her time, she just didn't have the time for them anymore! Y-yeah, that's right! No time!! Searching for those damned jewel shards takes a lot of time and energy out of someone!! She was only human, not some kind of super being who could do anything!! Hey, and she has gone out on dates before! Hojo, the wiener kid! Hey it was a date even though she ditched him not even half-way through it so she could see...
InuYasha.
Dammit, it always came down to him in end didn't it? I wonder if that's how it is with me? I mean, does he think about me that way? Whoa whoa, unmarked territory there Kagome, creepy things like that stay in the BACK of you mind, ok?' Ok. Her face swelled in question before winding down into a more exhausted one. Seeing as how her mind was officially off her stinking' math homework, Kagome got up from her desk. She got up too fast though and became a little dizzy so she sat back down again. God was she tired.
Dammit Kagome, why do you do this to yourself?'
"Hey, I wasn't..."
Yeah, right. Sure you weren't'
"But I'm..."
You're...what?
"I'm pathetic, that's what," Kagome silently layed her head on top of her note books. That horrible feeling that she always got was coming back again. "He loves Kikyo, not me. To him I'll never be more then just some cloned, half bit shard detector." That had done it. She couldn't help it but whenever she thought of the two of them together she just wanted to...punch something. Ya that's it, punch something. Give it the old one- two till the cows came home. Oh sure that'll make her feel a little better now, but what about later on? Kagome got up and peered at the big ass stuffed bear that Hojo the wiener brought her a couple of days ago in attempts to make her feel better'. It took Kagome, her mom and her grandpa just to carry it up to her room! That was an experience that she would hopefully not be re-living any time soon. Oh sure it was cute, about 4 time bigger than her and it weighed a ton, but cute still. Well maybe even too cute. Ah forget it, the thing is so cute that it's gay! At least Hojo seemed to care about her, but c'mon! He's really too much of a fag. And what's up with the hair? This is only high school, not the 5'o'clock news pretty boy!! Kagome began to giggle evilly at this thought, then glanced around the room.
"I suppose it could be worse though. I could have someone like Miroku after me, that pervert." Poor Sango, or was it poor Miroku? She couldn't really tell anymore. Miroku usually got what he deserved, with all the groping and all. Maybe she should get Kaede to prepare a subduing spell for Miroku? But then again, Sango was as good a subduing spell then anything, right? Kagome got that feeling again. She looked over at the horribly cute bear and pictured Kikyo's stupid clay face. POW BAM SLAM KA-BAM KAZOWEE (Don't ask I was never really into those old Batman fighting scenes)
"Haha that feels pretty good! But I'm no where near done with you yet KIKY- BEAR!! DIE!!" Kagome continued punching and started kicking too! All this action caused the bear to lose its balance as it began to tumble over right on top of poor little Kagome!!
"EEEEKK!!! Somebody helff ffee PWEEZZZzz!!" Oh my what a tragedy this is! It seems that the KIKY-BEAR has tumbled over onto Kagome leaving her completely immobile! Kagome tried to wiggle herself free but didn't have enough energy from her workout'. And she was starting to have a hard time breathing.
Man, this thing must weigh a ton! I gotta get outta here, but how? I can't move, and I can hardly breathe. Oh great, I get it! This is just some kind of sick cruel joke right? Really funny, really funny!...............Am I going to die? Is this how I'm gonna die? Wow what a way to go. I can see it all now!'
Girl Smushed by Giant Teddy Bear!
details on page three!!
"GAH!!! nu eim ot gola gu dis wey!!!" TRANSLATION GAH! No I'm not gonna go this way!!!END TRANSLATION Just then like a lightning bolt sent from the heavens--
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!
The bear ripped to shreds right on top her as if it was nothing. Kagome gasped for her first breath of fresh air (air is nice, very nice). She breathed in small sharp gasps as her heart pounded from the sudden change of pressure. Her vision was blurry and she still wasn't with it. She tried to stand but failed miserably as a pair of strong arms shot out and grasped her quickly but ever the more gently pulling her onto her feet. She tried to make out who it was but she still couldn't see well and she was starting to have a dizzy spell. Her legs gave way from under her and those same strong arms shot out to grab her once again. Her vision began to clear as she was pulled into a very familiar chest.
"InuYasha?" Kagome whispered quietly. She looked up to see those beautiful golden eyes of his. Oh how she could get lost in those eyes!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, KAGOME!!! You said you wouldn't do this!! Get a grip cause he's just a guy!! Just one guy! One guy who's mean and rude to you!! Nope, not worth it. Nuh uh. Not worth it at all. Don't look in his eye's!! Don't do it--shit' Too late!! Oh wow his eyes were so, so...sooo well whatever they were they were too good for words!! Wait what did she see in those eyes of his? A tinge of fear, slight panic, and a lot of worry? Aww, how cute he was worried about her!! She got a silly little smile on her face and as if he could some how read her thoughts, spun around, and stuck his nose up in air.
"Feh, you should be more careful." Kagome began to smile lovingly when she had a look around her room. Holy crap!! Kiky-Bear stuffing was all over the friggin' place!!!
"InuYasha?" She said rather too sweetly, "SIT !!!!"
THUNK
After the spell wore off InuYasha shot up from the floor, pissed.
"What the hell did ya do that for!?!"
"What do mean?! Just look at what you did to my bedroom!!" InuYasha glanced lightly at Kagome's Kiky-Bear stuffed wonderland then back to her face.
Ulp.
Of course InuYasha being the stubborn dummy that he is –
"What's the big deal? Y'know, you should be thanking me for saving your butt, not--"
"SIT!!" As InuYasha kissed Kagome's floor for the second time in a span of like 2 minutes a thought struck her.
"InuYasha, what on earth are you doing here anyway?" She had to wait for her answer seeing as how he was still making out with her floor. Finally he got up and sat cross legged on her floor.
"Saving your sorry behind, what does it look like?" He answered this looking slightly annoyed, and by slightly I mean a lot. InuYasha opened his eyes when he heard the most peculiar sound emanating from somewhere in the room. He looked at Kagome and, wow if he wasn't so proud and junk he just might have been scared at what he saw. There she stood, legs spread, fists clenched, teeth gritting, eyes squeezed shut. She looked kind of like she was on DBZ or something and she was powering up. Of course InuYasha, doesn't know what DBZ is so um ya. Kagome stomped over to where the Kiky- Bear's severed head was and stomped all over it till it was reduced to practically nothing. Then she stomped over to InuYasha.
"You were spying on me, weren't you!? What's your problem anyway huh?! I said I'd be back in 3 days, ok?! Count em' 1,2,3 days! Not 2 days, 3!! Now you had better give me a REALLY believable story as to why your here or I'll be forced to use the S' word so many times you'll be BEGGING me to stop!"
Ah shit!' InuYasha thought to himself, I've really managed to piss her off now. What do I do? If I come up with some stupid lie then she'll sit me for sure, but if I tell her the truth...she'll just sit me anyway!!! Godammit! What's a guy to do?? Stupid lose-lose situations....' While InuYasha sat there contemplating on what he should say, Kagome started to calm down a bit.
Wow,' Kagome thought, it looks like he's really having a hard time coming up with an answer. Hmph! I know why! It's probably because he doesn't even have an answer! But if he doesn't have an answer then why would he be here...'
InuYasha shifted uncomfortably then looked up at her with those golden eyes.
"I got bored." He stated as a matter of fact. Well at least he wasn't completely lying. He was bored. Honestly he never really seemed to be at ease whenever Kagome had to go back home for her tests'. Secretly, even though he always said that she couldn't go home because of their mission, he had to admit, that wasn't the top numero reason. Truthfully, it was Kagome. He didn't want her to go home because she wasn't there with him. Plain and simple. Who knows what dangers lie in wait on her side of well. She needed him. Stupid girl was always getting into trouble and just because it wasn't as dangerous in her era, it was STILL dangerous! What did she know about defending herself? She NEEDED him! If something were to happen to her, and he wasn't there to save her....he didn't want to put that thought in his head. The thought was frightening though, and he knew deep down that he would be lost without her, but he just didn't realize it yet.
'I wonder...if I keep thinking like this, will my hair start to fall out?'
Kagome just stood there. He was bored was he? He thinks that just because he's bored he can come here and bug me? He knows I have work to do! Does he even care? Ha, obviously not the ignorant prick! That DOES it!!
"Oh, you were bored were you?" Kagome said in a way too calm tone of voice. "Well if your bored, then GO THE HELL AWAY AND DON'T BOTHER ME EVER AGAIN!!!!!" Before InuYasha even had a chance to be surprised at Kagome swearing she continued. "You know what you should do if your SOOO BORED!?!?! Go and take your FAGGY self and play DRESS-UP with that FAGGY Hojo the wiener boy!!!!!!!!! Go on, GO!! Do the whole nine yards!! I don't care, just anything to get you to LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!"
Without uttering a single word, InuYasha stood up, walked to her open window, gave her one last look before turning around and gracefully leaping through her window to the well and back to his time.
".....oh no....what have I done?" Kagome's bottom lip began to tremble slightly as her eye's began to swell up with tears. Hastily taking her arm and wiping her face, she glanced around her room again. "That was really unfair of me...taking my frustration out on him...although he did cause it in the first place...I'll apologise to him tomorrow when I go back."
Back on the other side of the well, InuYasha sat up in his tree sulking. Did Kagome think that he was a homo or something like that?? There's no way!! He's the most manly guy around!! Well he is half a man, but still more manly than most. But then again InuYasha's definition of a man was beating people up and getting dirty...well hey, that sounds right. Well, if Kagome really did think that he was gay then he'd just have to show her now wouldn't he? The wheels in InuYasha's head started turning as part by part his plan started to unfold in his head.
"Feh, I'd watch what you say Kagome. Some people might just take it seriously." InuYasha chuckled at this, "Let the games begin!"
WHOOO, next chapter please!
Kagome was back in her own era playing catch up' on all her homework and everything. Of course HE was a total ass about not letting her go back, yet again.
What's so hard to understand about me getting an education so that I can actually amount to something useful in life?'
Kagome glanced down at her math homework which she had been trying to do but, alas, all she could think about was HIM. Yup you guessed it ladies and gentlemen, it was HIM as in InuYasha, grade A jerk material. Who did he think he was telling her when she could and couldn't go home? She was her own person, therefore giving her the right to do what she pleased. Well ok not exactly. Technically she wasn't even old enough to drink so that tells a lot right there. Not old enough to drink? Hell, she wasn't even old enough to drive, what was she thinking?! But that doesn't initially have to stop her though, hmmm.....
Here I go again.' Kagome sighed as she glanced over at the clock. 10 o'clock already? Wow, the last time she looked at the clock it was only 7:30!(a/n ever had that happen?? Yes no?) Kagome took one look at her math book, slapped on a smug smirk, slammed her book shut and started pounding it in with her fists in some twisted act of glorious frustration! 10 o'clock, Friday night, and what was she doing? Going ape shit on her math book!
Stinking math homework.
All the other girls her age were out at the movies, with their friends, on dates, actually having a good time! Dates....oh ya, that sounds distantly familiar. Wasn't there actually a time when something like that really mattered to her? Yup. That would be before InuYasha, if I'm not mistaken.' Depressing? No she wouldn't say so...more like aggravating. It was like in a way, him controlling her. She did like boys in her own time before InuYasha. And now she could care less....HOLD IT!! She still liked boys in her time, she just didn't have the time for them anymore! Y-yeah, that's right! No time!! Searching for those damned jewel shards takes a lot of time and energy out of someone!! She was only human, not some kind of super being who could do anything!! Hey, and she has gone out on dates before! Hojo, the wiener kid! Hey it was a date even though she ditched him not even half-way through it so she could see...
InuYasha.
Dammit, it always came down to him in end didn't it? I wonder if that's how it is with me? I mean, does he think about me that way? Whoa whoa, unmarked territory there Kagome, creepy things like that stay in the BACK of you mind, ok?' Ok. Her face swelled in question before winding down into a more exhausted one. Seeing as how her mind was officially off her stinking' math homework, Kagome got up from her desk. She got up too fast though and became a little dizzy so she sat back down again. God was she tired.
Dammit Kagome, why do you do this to yourself?'
"Hey, I wasn't..."
Yeah, right. Sure you weren't'
"But I'm..."
You're...what?
"I'm pathetic, that's what," Kagome silently layed her head on top of her note books. That horrible feeling that she always got was coming back again. "He loves Kikyo, not me. To him I'll never be more then just some cloned, half bit shard detector." That had done it. She couldn't help it but whenever she thought of the two of them together she just wanted to...punch something. Ya that's it, punch something. Give it the old one- two till the cows came home. Oh sure that'll make her feel a little better now, but what about later on? Kagome got up and peered at the big ass stuffed bear that Hojo the wiener brought her a couple of days ago in attempts to make her feel better'. It took Kagome, her mom and her grandpa just to carry it up to her room! That was an experience that she would hopefully not be re-living any time soon. Oh sure it was cute, about 4 time bigger than her and it weighed a ton, but cute still. Well maybe even too cute. Ah forget it, the thing is so cute that it's gay! At least Hojo seemed to care about her, but c'mon! He's really too much of a fag. And what's up with the hair? This is only high school, not the 5'o'clock news pretty boy!! Kagome began to giggle evilly at this thought, then glanced around the room.
"I suppose it could be worse though. I could have someone like Miroku after me, that pervert." Poor Sango, or was it poor Miroku? She couldn't really tell anymore. Miroku usually got what he deserved, with all the groping and all. Maybe she should get Kaede to prepare a subduing spell for Miroku? But then again, Sango was as good a subduing spell then anything, right? Kagome got that feeling again. She looked over at the horribly cute bear and pictured Kikyo's stupid clay face. POW BAM SLAM KA-BAM KAZOWEE (Don't ask I was never really into those old Batman fighting scenes)
"Haha that feels pretty good! But I'm no where near done with you yet KIKY- BEAR!! DIE!!" Kagome continued punching and started kicking too! All this action caused the bear to lose its balance as it began to tumble over right on top of poor little Kagome!!
"EEEEKK!!! Somebody helff ffee PWEEZZZzz!!" Oh my what a tragedy this is! It seems that the KIKY-BEAR has tumbled over onto Kagome leaving her completely immobile! Kagome tried to wiggle herself free but didn't have enough energy from her workout'. And she was starting to have a hard time breathing.
Man, this thing must weigh a ton! I gotta get outta here, but how? I can't move, and I can hardly breathe. Oh great, I get it! This is just some kind of sick cruel joke right? Really funny, really funny!...............Am I going to die? Is this how I'm gonna die? Wow what a way to go. I can see it all now!'
Girl Smushed by Giant Teddy Bear!
details on page three!!
"GAH!!! nu eim ot gola gu dis wey!!!" TRANSLATION GAH! No I'm not gonna go this way!!!END TRANSLATION Just then like a lightning bolt sent from the heavens--
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!
The bear ripped to shreds right on top her as if it was nothing. Kagome gasped for her first breath of fresh air (air is nice, very nice). She breathed in small sharp gasps as her heart pounded from the sudden change of pressure. Her vision was blurry and she still wasn't with it. She tried to stand but failed miserably as a pair of strong arms shot out and grasped her quickly but ever the more gently pulling her onto her feet. She tried to make out who it was but she still couldn't see well and she was starting to have a dizzy spell. Her legs gave way from under her and those same strong arms shot out to grab her once again. Her vision began to clear as she was pulled into a very familiar chest.
"InuYasha?" Kagome whispered quietly. She looked up to see those beautiful golden eyes of his. Oh how she could get lost in those eyes!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, KAGOME!!! You said you wouldn't do this!! Get a grip cause he's just a guy!! Just one guy! One guy who's mean and rude to you!! Nope, not worth it. Nuh uh. Not worth it at all. Don't look in his eye's!! Don't do it--shit' Too late!! Oh wow his eyes were so, so...sooo well whatever they were they were too good for words!! Wait what did she see in those eyes of his? A tinge of fear, slight panic, and a lot of worry? Aww, how cute he was worried about her!! She got a silly little smile on her face and as if he could some how read her thoughts, spun around, and stuck his nose up in air.
"Feh, you should be more careful." Kagome began to smile lovingly when she had a look around her room. Holy crap!! Kiky-Bear stuffing was all over the friggin' place!!!
"InuYasha?" She said rather too sweetly, "SIT !!!!"
THUNK
After the spell wore off InuYasha shot up from the floor, pissed.
"What the hell did ya do that for!?!"
"What do mean?! Just look at what you did to my bedroom!!" InuYasha glanced lightly at Kagome's Kiky-Bear stuffed wonderland then back to her face.
Ulp.
Of course InuYasha being the stubborn dummy that he is –
"What's the big deal? Y'know, you should be thanking me for saving your butt, not--"
"SIT!!" As InuYasha kissed Kagome's floor for the second time in a span of like 2 minutes a thought struck her.
"InuYasha, what on earth are you doing here anyway?" She had to wait for her answer seeing as how he was still making out with her floor. Finally he got up and sat cross legged on her floor.
"Saving your sorry behind, what does it look like?" He answered this looking slightly annoyed, and by slightly I mean a lot. InuYasha opened his eyes when he heard the most peculiar sound emanating from somewhere in the room. He looked at Kagome and, wow if he wasn't so proud and junk he just might have been scared at what he saw. There she stood, legs spread, fists clenched, teeth gritting, eyes squeezed shut. She looked kind of like she was on DBZ or something and she was powering up. Of course InuYasha, doesn't know what DBZ is so um ya. Kagome stomped over to where the Kiky- Bear's severed head was and stomped all over it till it was reduced to practically nothing. Then she stomped over to InuYasha.
"You were spying on me, weren't you!? What's your problem anyway huh?! I said I'd be back in 3 days, ok?! Count em' 1,2,3 days! Not 2 days, 3!! Now you had better give me a REALLY believable story as to why your here or I'll be forced to use the S' word so many times you'll be BEGGING me to stop!"
Ah shit!' InuYasha thought to himself, I've really managed to piss her off now. What do I do? If I come up with some stupid lie then she'll sit me for sure, but if I tell her the truth...she'll just sit me anyway!!! Godammit! What's a guy to do?? Stupid lose-lose situations....' While InuYasha sat there contemplating on what he should say, Kagome started to calm down a bit.
Wow,' Kagome thought, it looks like he's really having a hard time coming up with an answer. Hmph! I know why! It's probably because he doesn't even have an answer! But if he doesn't have an answer then why would he be here...'
InuYasha shifted uncomfortably then looked up at her with those golden eyes.
"I got bored." He stated as a matter of fact. Well at least he wasn't completely lying. He was bored. Honestly he never really seemed to be at ease whenever Kagome had to go back home for her tests'. Secretly, even though he always said that she couldn't go home because of their mission, he had to admit, that wasn't the top numero reason. Truthfully, it was Kagome. He didn't want her to go home because she wasn't there with him. Plain and simple. Who knows what dangers lie in wait on her side of well. She needed him. Stupid girl was always getting into trouble and just because it wasn't as dangerous in her era, it was STILL dangerous! What did she know about defending herself? She NEEDED him! If something were to happen to her, and he wasn't there to save her....he didn't want to put that thought in his head. The thought was frightening though, and he knew deep down that he would be lost without her, but he just didn't realize it yet.
'I wonder...if I keep thinking like this, will my hair start to fall out?'
Kagome just stood there. He was bored was he? He thinks that just because he's bored he can come here and bug me? He knows I have work to do! Does he even care? Ha, obviously not the ignorant prick! That DOES it!!
"Oh, you were bored were you?" Kagome said in a way too calm tone of voice. "Well if your bored, then GO THE HELL AWAY AND DON'T BOTHER ME EVER AGAIN!!!!!" Before InuYasha even had a chance to be surprised at Kagome swearing she continued. "You know what you should do if your SOOO BORED!?!?! Go and take your FAGGY self and play DRESS-UP with that FAGGY Hojo the wiener boy!!!!!!!!! Go on, GO!! Do the whole nine yards!! I don't care, just anything to get you to LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!"
Without uttering a single word, InuYasha stood up, walked to her open window, gave her one last look before turning around and gracefully leaping through her window to the well and back to his time.
".....oh no....what have I done?" Kagome's bottom lip began to tremble slightly as her eye's began to swell up with tears. Hastily taking her arm and wiping her face, she glanced around her room again. "That was really unfair of me...taking my frustration out on him...although he did cause it in the first place...I'll apologise to him tomorrow when I go back."
Back on the other side of the well, InuYasha sat up in his tree sulking. Did Kagome think that he was a homo or something like that?? There's no way!! He's the most manly guy around!! Well he is half a man, but still more manly than most. But then again InuYasha's definition of a man was beating people up and getting dirty...well hey, that sounds right. Well, if Kagome really did think that he was gay then he'd just have to show her now wouldn't he? The wheels in InuYasha's head started turning as part by part his plan started to unfold in his head.
"Feh, I'd watch what you say Kagome. Some people might just take it seriously." InuYasha chuckled at this, "Let the games begin!"
WHOOO, next chapter please!