Discalmer--Piss off I don't own Inuyasha. .......and none of my weapons of mass destruction will ever change that....tear...tear...wait...I DONT CRY !! damn this!

Thanks to Nikki ---my twin, and to Gothic Kag who review.

--kuronekosama666

Welcome students!" an abnormally happy voice said over the speakers.

"I would like to welcome you to the beginning of a new year at Dragone Boarding School.... I am your Principal, Mrs. Larissa." The voice announced to the gathering of students.

"Now, some of you know me, and some of you don't but, I am sure that you will..." Mrs. Larissa said before she was interrupted. "

Damn! She started already" a female with red streaks in her hair muttered. "

I TOLD YOU!" a highly pitched female voice said distressingly.

"WHAT? SO we're late. I'm ALWAYS late!" A deep growl of a voice said

"Umm.....guys....." another female said noticing the WHOLE assembly was starring at them.

"Yes, well some of us don't want to be jackass like you" the male with black hair argued back ignoring the females interruption.

"Hey guys...?." Another female spoke up only to be fully ignored by the two males fighting. "

You know what, let's sit down and see how much longer these jackasses will go at it" the red streaked female proposed.

"Nice Ayame. I bet 20 that they will go on for another 10" the female with her hair up in a high pony tail whispered back, following Ayame to a row in the back.

"I bet 25 for 5" The girl with her hair loose said.

"Don't waste your money on them, they're assholes. Besides Kagome, you REALLY don't need to lose another 25."

"True, Ayame. Sorry Sango, Bets off."

"GOOD! You guys shouldn't be betting anyway." The youngest girl said

"But Rin! That's the fun in life!" Sango, Ayame, and Kagome said at the same time.

All the girls giggled and sat down to watch the show.

"Your just PMS'ing aren't you Kouga?"

"This is coming from the guy who is setting the world recorded for the longest hair. Riiight , Inuyasha. I'm the girl" Kouga said sarcastically.

"Sure, Sure Kouga, I'm a girl just as much as Mrs. Larissa is pretty." Inuyasha said

"Nice. Inuyasha" Kouga said giving him a low five.

"Ehem. Kouga..........I would like to thank you and Mr. Inuyasha for your wonderful contribution to this years welcoming speech. But I am going to have to ask you both to meet me in detention for the next week." Mr. Larissa said with enough acid in her voice to melt the entire building.

"We have a habit for getting detention don't we Inuyasha." Kouga said with a smug look.

"Yeah. But it makes the year more interesting." Inuyasha said

"SIT!" Mrs. Larissa echoed over the speakers.

"Yes mam'" the boys said simultaneously while giving her the Hitler salute.

Mrs. Larissa sweat droped knowing she could do nothing more about it, as the boys made their way to there seats next to the girls.

"ANYWAY" Mrs. Larissa said with much stress in her voice.

"Welcome to Dragone Boarding School. Now we have a few rules to go over. But for that I will be bringing in our assistant principal, Mr. Corbin.

Mrs. Larissa stepped down from the podium, and sat in her seat and promptly began to give any kids that she didn't like a death stare.

"Alright I'm going to give you guys a full run of the rules for this year." Mr. Corbin said as a moan escalated from the students.

There are six basic rules that must not be broken.

1. You may not have a member of the opposite sex in your room.
"Keh! Like that's not going to happen." Kouga and Inuyasha said
simultaneously, then furtively cast a glance at the girls they were
already crushing on. Kouga to Ayame, and Inuyasha to Kagome.

2. No consuming alcohol, or open drinks on Campus
"Damn! That means no margaritas....." Sango said

"What are you talking about? We'll just have to go to a couple off
campus clubs" Kagome said
"and the bars....don't forget the bars..." Ayame added

3. If you decide to paint your room, at the end of the year you MUST paint it back to white. We have the authority to keep your grades until your walls meet our standards.
"Dammit! I have to paint my room black again!" The whole group
exclaimed at the same time, then looked at each other wonderingly

4. If you have any failing grades you may not participate in any school events including dances and sports.
"That means you, Jackass" Kouga said to Inuyasha
"Like I would fail a class!!" Rin said mostly to herself

5.If you are sick, you have to first report to the nurse's office on floor 3, before returning to your room for bed rest.
"Wait. So let me get this straight. We have to climb stairs when we are
SICK !!!" Kagome said.

6.Any drugs, illegal substances or illegal activities will not fail to be reported to the police and treated immediately.
The group was silent with that one. The only illegal things that they
would be doing were stealing the principal's car, and playing a couple
well placed tricks.

"Follow these six rules and stay out of my way, and you will have a great year."

Instead of the kids laughing at his corny joke, all of them took it seriously and stared at him in horror, knowing that they had math honors with him.

Only two people knew that indeed they would have to stay out of his way if they wanted to SURVIVE this year.
These two people glanced at each other at the same instant, secretly saying

'We are going to have SOOO many detentions this year Inuyasha/Kouga'

Oi- review.....---my friend forced me to put that. sigh
-Kuronekosama666