About the wait . .whoops. You can blame the quadratic formula and other math shit. Anyway, this chapter is a little short, but i have to go "study" math, seeing as i got a 55 on the first quiz and a 0 on the second, and i have a TEST tomorrow. Sounds like Kagome's excuse to go back through the well huh? Oh well. Next chapters will be here soon. REALLY SOON.
-KuroNekoSama666

"Alright now the rules are simple. Who ever drinks the most alcohol nonstop with out throwing up, passing out, etc. ect.." Miroku said as soon as everybody had settled down and the six packs had been brought out."Wins .Everybody ready?" Miroku asked

"Alcohol?" Miroku said running down a list in his head.
"buckets?"
"door is closed?"

"MIROKU JUST START THE FXCING CONTEST!" Inuyasha demanded.

"yeah, seriously I can't wait to see the look on Inuyasha's face when me and Kirara beat him." Ayame said.

"Ha! You may beat Inuyasha, but you will never beat me." Kouga said smugly from his arm chair.

"Just keep thinking that." Kirara said calmly.

"ANYWAY, everybody got drinks?" Miroku said interrupting.

In response everybody lifted up their bottles.

"Ready .. . ."All the contestants got in their favorite chugging positions.

"Set . . ." They lifted the bottle to their lips.

"GO !" All at once they began.

"CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!" the audience cheered.

So far Kouga, Ayame and Kirara were leading with Inuyasha only a second behind them. But that second turned to 5 seconds, then in to a full bottle behind them. Until finally, Inuyasha said with a drunken sigh, "Fxck this, I'm out." and promptly passed out.

"Well he didn't last long now did he?" Rin said giggling as Miroku opened a couple of bottles again.

With another groan from Inuyasha the group turned to see him flicking Rin off in his drunken slumber.

"Wow. He even flicks us off in his sleep." Sango remarked. "Now THAT'S interesting."

"It really is." Ginta said poking Inuyasha to see if he could get another reaction out of him.

"10!" Miroku shouted as Kouga and Kirara reached the tenth glass. Ayame followed shortly.

With that shout, the group ended their discussion about Inuyasha's weird habits and brought their attention to the remaining chuggers in front of them. Ayame was starting to slack off as Inuyasha had done by the 3 bottle, as she had passes out by the 4th bottle.
However Kouga and Ayame were still going strong as they hit their 5 bottle and had emptied out the first six pack. Which meant that they were both getting close to their max.

CHUG ! CHUG! CHUG!!! CHUG!!" The crowed cheered as the chuggers chugged. Or as close as you could get to a crowed cheering, considering it was only 8 people and 3 of them were currently invalid. Two from drinking too much, while the third was out for his wandering hands.

It seemed as if the contest was going to go forever, and that the contestants were perfectly fine, but at a closer look, Kouga had red eyes and was letting a little beer slide down his chin and Kirara was breathing heavily between her chugs.

Suddenly there was a thump and a slosh as Kouga fell to the ground, unconscious before he hit the ground. With a walk only a drunken female can do, Kirara attempted to stand up on the couch and do a victory dance, however, drinking your max in alcohol, it can do odd things to you. With a sigh she fell back on to the couch to pass out daintily, unlike Kouga who was laying face down on the floor.

"soooo, what do we do now?" Rin asked Kagome.

"Don't know." Kagome responded flatly.

"Well, lets put them on the beds and go watch Trigun!" Rin said eyes alight with an internal fire

"Noooooo!!!!" Sango said, trying not to wake up the drunken members of the group, although currently they could sleep through a hurricane.

"Well, then, what are we to do?" Kagome asked

"We could always watch the fairly odd parents....?" Rin said with a happy grin.

At the faces that very clearly said, 'fxck no', 'never going to happen', and 'do and get maimed' Rin said , "Just playing..."

"Actually, we could all watch Ruroni Kenshin" Rin said as the idea popped into her head. "I think we all like that show."

"Sure" Kagome said

"Alright." Sango said.

"Well, I have some DVD's in my room.I will just run up and get them then!" Rin said already walking towards the door.

"Cool" Sango said before realizing what she had gotten herself into. She had just volunteered to move everybody on to the beds.

"HEY !! WAIT !!" Sango shouted realizing her fault, but Rin was already gone.

'shit...' Sango thought.

"Look what you did." Kagome said half-accusingly.

"Hey at least we have Ginta to help us. . . "Sango said trying to be optimistic.

"nooooo....while you were having that lovely, condemning, chat with Rin, Ginta ran out the door, shouting something about 'going to work'" Kagome said, now glaring at Sango.

"eh he...whoops?" Sango said sheepishly

"Let's just get Miroku to help us." Kagome said forgetting she was mad at Sango. "good idea, Kagome." Sango said in relief that Kagome had already forgiven her.

"One problem." Kagome said interrupting Sango's happy thoughts.

"What?"

"How do we wake him up?"

"Not a problem" Sango said with an evil grin walking up to Miroku. Leaning down to him, she began to whisper in his ear. After about 15 seconds Miroku shot up, eyes wide open, and hands scrambling to cover up a rather large bulge on his crotch.

"Sango, . . what did you do to him. . . ?" Kagome asked, wondering if she even wanted to know what could make Miroku have such a reaction.

"Nothing, Nothing at all." Sango said as she stood up, and walked over to Kouga to grab his feet. "Hey Miroku? Could you help me with this?"

Miroku jumped at the chance to help her.

"I ask you again, what did you do to him?" Kagome asked, now seriously pondering this phenomenon.

"I have no idea what you are talking about." Sango said as she and Miroku moved Kouga to his bed, in his room.

With a sigh, Kagome left her friend and pervert to move the dead weight people as she gathered up the chugging glasses, and sopped up the alcohol from the rug.

'You know what?' Kagome thought to herself as she heard a familiar slap and Miroku shout "BUT SANGO YOU PROMISED!".

'I think it's a good idea she didn't tell me.'

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-KuroNekoSama666