There's Something About Harry
by Alicia Johnson
What is it about our black haired friend,
That makes him act weird so?
This is the question that Hermione and Ron ask themselves quite often. Come with me as they ponder upon this...
Chapter 1. Beggining the Investigation.
" Why is Harry so weird?!" Hermione asked after the case of the Urinal of Wisdom.
" Who knows?" Ron said, " Maybe he was born that way."
" Maybe he was dropped on his head as a baby," Fred Weasely suggested.
" Or it could be that he's just deranged." George Weasely added.
" What are all my good friends pondering about?" Harry asked sitting down with them at the table.
" We were wondering why you were so weird, Harry." Ron burst out
" Ron!" Hermione said.
" Ah, a question worth pondering; this is a case for Harry Potter, Star Detective!" Harry said with a smile as he jumped up.
" Not again!" Hermione and Ron said
" I shall be out inquiring, meet me outside the Divination Room at 3 o'clock!" Then he bounded off in the direction of the teacher's table.
" Where does he come up with this stuff?" Fred asked
" Maybe its part of his deranged nature." George suggested
" Or maybe, we'll never know..." Hermione said
Meanwhile...
Harry walked up to Severus Snape who was peacefully eating his lunch.
" Hello, Severus, how is your day?" Harry asked
" Mr. Potter, you are to call me Professor Snape, and my day was fine until a minute ago." Snape replied sourly
" Oh please, call me Harry, Mr. Potter is way too formal." Harry said pulling up a chair next to him.
" What do you require, Harry." Snape asked saying the name with disgust.
" Severus, you are one of my closest friends, who knows me quite well. I wish to know, why am I weird?" Harry inquired
" You were obviously dropped on your head as a child." Snape said angrily, " Now leave me to what's left of my sanity!"
" As you wish, friend," Harry said with a smile, " Thank you for the information."
At 3 o'clock, Harry met up with Hermione and Ron.
" Thank you both for coming." Harry said, " I shall now tell you the results of my findings."
" Oh, you found out why you are a weirdo?" Ron asked
" Ron!" Hermione scolded elbowing him.
" Ow!" Ron expressed rubbing his sore arm.
" I asked many people and I discovered that 1; I was dropped on my head, 2; Voldemort deranged me, 3; I am stupid in general 6, and lastley; I have no brain." Harry concluded
" Don't have to tell me twice." Ron said
" My doubts are few." Hermione said.
Malfoy lurked in the corner.
" Excellent," He said, " Now I shall revieal Potter as he truly is!; a fraud, a phony, and a serious space case!" Then, laughing manically, he walked off to the school paper office.
" Ah, Malfoy." Lug Stranged grunted as Malfoy entered the office. He was a large, idiotic, yet smart Slytherin.
" You won't believe the dirt I dug up, Lug, its quite, delicious." Malfoy said laughing another evil laugh as he handed Lug the material he'd found. The cackling was echoed by the older Slytherin as he finished reading.
" This will be quite humiliating." Lug laughed as he began to write the story.
Malfoy walked up to Harry the next day.
" Read today's paper, Potter?" Malfoy asked with a smirk
" Yes, Malfoy, I found it quite enjoyable, didn't you?" Harry replied smugly.
" What?" Malfoy shouted angrily as he read the headline.
Draco Malfoy of Slytherin; The Bedwetter!
" No!!!!" Malfoy shouted, " I gave the old brute my diary instead of the dirt!"
" I don't understand, Malfoy, why you would give the complimentary gift of dirt to a man who embarrased you, but you have your ways." Harry said, " Another case solved by Harry Potter; Star Detective."
Malfoy ran out of the room, and as he passed people they began to laugh.
" Hi, Harry!" Ginny said
" Hello, young Ginny." Harry said, " I'm high on success, are you looking for a job?"
" What do you have in mind?" Ginny inquired
" How would you like to be my personal assistant?" Harry asked, " You could help me in all of my cases."
" I'd love to, can I study your old ones?" Ginny asked
" Of course, young Ginny, join me for a milkshake in the kitchens at 5 o' clock tonight, I will start to train you!" Harry said walking off smoothly.
" Yipee!" Ginny cried jumping up.
Find out what happens next time in the Harry Potter Files!