Disclaimer: Nope, the girl is all mine, but the FFX characters aren't.
*trumpet fanfare* For that you can blame Square-Enix *trumpet fanfare* Now,
*trumpet fanfare* back to the story! *trumpet fanfare* You can stop that
now. *...* Thank you.
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"I'm sorry. You guys are not from the FFX game" Even though they had a great argument and looked the part; it wasn't gonna happen, was it? This was just too weird.
"Sorry you had to find out this way Lulu," said Yuna.
"Wait, what about Lenne?"
"Yep!" replied Rikku.
"Aeris?"
"Mm-hmm!"
"Yuffie, Mrs. A, Barilai!"
"Yep, yep, and yep!"
"Oh my Yevon!" There was something not right about this. "Okay, then why did Aeris say she was from Australia?"
"That was her favorite place out of everywhere we visited," said Paine. "That's why."
"Great, so I have 3 people in my home town that everyone think are fictional, and..."
"We really thought you were Lulu," said Rikku.
"...You what?" I asked. Rikku was really starting to scare me.
"We really thought you were Lulu," she said again. "I guess we were wrong." She started to laugh but Yuna and Paine were giving her a look. "Oh! Was that the thing I wasn't supposed to say?" Yuna and Pain rolled their eyes and hung their heads. "What?" Rikku asked.
"Okay, the good news," I said, "is that now you can all leave, and we can all forget this ever happened, k?"
"Actually..." started Paine.
"No! I do not want an 'actually.' No I refuse to have an 'actually!'"
"Well, too late!" said Yuna. "Lenne is coming soon and we need a place to stay for a while." I burst out laughing.
"You need a place to stay? What about the airship? Are you new? Did I miss something? Hello! The airship! You know! The giant huge flying motorcycle you guys all ride around on! I do not like where this is going."
"The airship is currently... um... off line," said Yuna.
"Off line? Oh boy."
"That means that it isn't working," said Rikku.
"Thank you, Rikku" said Paine.
"What?" Rikku said.
Yuna rolled her eyes and continued on. "Lenne, Aeris, Baraliai and the others are on their way."
"WHAT!!! No! No more FFX OR FFX-2 characters! NO WAY! I can not stand 3 more of you. The three already here is plenty!"
"Well, they said they would be here as soon as possible. That was about 20 minutes ago."
"WONDERFUL! Okay! Fine! You can stay in the town, but not with me! My life is hard enough as it is! I do not need 6 FFX characters hanging around!"
"But Lulu," wined Rikku, "where will we go? Where will we stay?"
Paine chimed in with, "Come on Lu, we'll be good."
Yuna ended with a pathetically pitiful, "Pllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeee?!?!"
I really didn't want to let them come with me. "Fine!" I said. Wait... what did I say? Oh, no. They were too happy for me to say no. *looks at last sentence* Dang! I did say it was okay. Well, no getting out of it now. "I guess it is okay. But, my house is mega cramped. It will be down to floors and pillows.
Yuna, "We don't care!"
Man, these guys had had way to much sugar. "Well, when are the three coming?" I asked.
"I'd say about an hour or so," said Paine.
"But," piped up Rikku, "more will be coming later, ya know." Paine and Yuna gave her a look, as my eyes widened. "Oops, was that another one of those things?"
"More?" I said.
"Yeah," said Yuna, "more will be coming later. Mrs. A and Karma be coming later. Along with some others."
"Beautimuss! Can't wait!" I said sarcastically. I was going to have the entire cast of FFX AND FFX-2 and then some, by the end of next week! This wasn't how I had planned my month.
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"I'm sorry. You guys are not from the FFX game" Even though they had a great argument and looked the part; it wasn't gonna happen, was it? This was just too weird.
"Sorry you had to find out this way Lulu," said Yuna.
"Wait, what about Lenne?"
"Yep!" replied Rikku.
"Aeris?"
"Mm-hmm!"
"Yuffie, Mrs. A, Barilai!"
"Yep, yep, and yep!"
"Oh my Yevon!" There was something not right about this. "Okay, then why did Aeris say she was from Australia?"
"That was her favorite place out of everywhere we visited," said Paine. "That's why."
"Great, so I have 3 people in my home town that everyone think are fictional, and..."
"We really thought you were Lulu," said Rikku.
"...You what?" I asked. Rikku was really starting to scare me.
"We really thought you were Lulu," she said again. "I guess we were wrong." She started to laugh but Yuna and Paine were giving her a look. "Oh! Was that the thing I wasn't supposed to say?" Yuna and Pain rolled their eyes and hung their heads. "What?" Rikku asked.
"Okay, the good news," I said, "is that now you can all leave, and we can all forget this ever happened, k?"
"Actually..." started Paine.
"No! I do not want an 'actually.' No I refuse to have an 'actually!'"
"Well, too late!" said Yuna. "Lenne is coming soon and we need a place to stay for a while." I burst out laughing.
"You need a place to stay? What about the airship? Are you new? Did I miss something? Hello! The airship! You know! The giant huge flying motorcycle you guys all ride around on! I do not like where this is going."
"The airship is currently... um... off line," said Yuna.
"Off line? Oh boy."
"That means that it isn't working," said Rikku.
"Thank you, Rikku" said Paine.
"What?" Rikku said.
Yuna rolled her eyes and continued on. "Lenne, Aeris, Baraliai and the others are on their way."
"WHAT!!! No! No more FFX OR FFX-2 characters! NO WAY! I can not stand 3 more of you. The three already here is plenty!"
"Well, they said they would be here as soon as possible. That was about 20 minutes ago."
"WONDERFUL! Okay! Fine! You can stay in the town, but not with me! My life is hard enough as it is! I do not need 6 FFX characters hanging around!"
"But Lulu," wined Rikku, "where will we go? Where will we stay?"
Paine chimed in with, "Come on Lu, we'll be good."
Yuna ended with a pathetically pitiful, "Pllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeee?!?!"
I really didn't want to let them come with me. "Fine!" I said. Wait... what did I say? Oh, no. They were too happy for me to say no. *looks at last sentence* Dang! I did say it was okay. Well, no getting out of it now. "I guess it is okay. But, my house is mega cramped. It will be down to floors and pillows.
Yuna, "We don't care!"
Man, these guys had had way to much sugar. "Well, when are the three coming?" I asked.
"I'd say about an hour or so," said Paine.
"But," piped up Rikku, "more will be coming later, ya know." Paine and Yuna gave her a look, as my eyes widened. "Oops, was that another one of those things?"
"More?" I said.
"Yeah," said Yuna, "more will be coming later. Mrs. A and Karma be coming later. Along with some others."
"Beautimuss! Can't wait!" I said sarcastically. I was going to have the entire cast of FFX AND FFX-2 and then some, by the end of next week! This wasn't how I had planned my month.