Note--- REDID THIS CHAPTER DEC.31!!!!!!! RE READ IT IF YOU READ IT THAT DAY OR EARLIER> MAJOR CHANGE/ERROR CORRECTED.
Roughly 2,100 words. Hope you enjoy. Merry Christmas. What did you get?
Disclaimer: If anybody is offended by this story. Just remember that even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus
Disclaminer2: I do not own Inuyasha and I do not own Dogma.But I am running out of lighter fluid.
It was a pretty normal day. It was officially the first day of boarding school.
The "young adults" would be staying at boarding school all the time, with a few exceptions on the weekends, for those who could drive that is.
To the parents it was grief, their little babies where growing up.
To the students it was relief; they were finally free of that hellhole, and jumping straight into another.
Many students were flocking in, all eager to meet their classmate/roommates that they would be learning with, or in some cases, torturing, for the rest of the year.
"Alright first things first" Kouga said getting the groups attention. "We should probably see what classes we men have, so we can escort the lovely ladies to the classroom."
"Sure. Keep thinking that Kouga." Sango said giving Kouga a look.
"Well, he does have a good point, who has first period History?" Miroku asked.
It went on like that until eventually it came out like this.
History----Ancient History----Inuyasha, Kagome, Kouga, Miroku, Sango.
1.Math----Algebra 2---------Kirara, Rin
1. Free period—Ayame
"Alright, so, History is with Mr. Carver." Kagome pointed out looking at the schedule.
"Awesome. You guys are going to love Mr. Carver. He's the greatest." Inuyasha said, grinning.
"Why do you say that?" Ayame asked
"You will just have to wait and see, my dear." Kouga said slinging an arm around Ayame's shoulder
"Righhhhhht." Ayame said, ducking out of Kouga's hold.
When she was free, she turned to Kirara and said "See ya later you guys, I have to get to the library, where free period is"
That said, she swung her back pack on and started walking down the hallway.
"Meet you guys back here after this period?" Kagome asked
"Yeah sure" Rin said speaking for the group.
"Hey Ayame?" Inuyasha called as Kirara and Rin walked down the stair way to Algebra 2.
"What?" She said turning around and walking backwards.
"The library is THIS way." Inuyasha said pointing to the opposite direction Ayame was going.
With a blush from embarrassment, she stopped, and she started walking in the right direction.
"You're so cool; too bad you're a loser." Kouga sang, changing the lyrics from Falling for the First Time, By BareNakedLadies
"You're so smart, too bad you can't get anything figured out!" Ayame retorted back in a sing song voice.
"I'm so brave." Miroku said groping Sango
"Too bad you're a baby" Sango shouted as she tried to kill Miroku.
"I'm so fly. " Inuyasha said brushing his shoulders and strutting down the hall.
"That's probably why, it feels just like you're falling for the first time" Kagome finished as she tripped Inuyasha and he did a face plant into the carpet.
"Well I feel loved." Inuyasha said as he pried himself off the carpet.
"You should." Kagome said as she smirked her head off.
"You know it's not that often that people break out into song on campus." Miroku said
"So they do it off campus then?" Ayame said being a smart ass
"You know what I mean." Miroku said
"You know what?" Inuyasha announced "You're all jackasses."
That said he lead the way to the class room, and Ayame was left to find her way to the library.
The bell rang as they walked in the classroom. The class room was in a fairly simple design. Directly to the left as you walked in was a student computer. And directly to your right was the teacher's desk that was facing across the room towards the window, rather than at a chalk board. The desks were 4 foot trapezoids that seated two. There were three rows of these desks, each row containing three desks. At the front of the class room there were two black colored chalkboards, and the back wall of the room was covered with maps of the world and charts.
The boys sat down, each at their own desk in the back row, and put their feet on the desks. The girls looked around the room for the teacher, but alas, did not find him. In fact, they seemed to be the only ones there.
"Weird" Kagome said. "Are we in the wrong place? Or is this just a small class?"
"Small class, and Mr. Carver is probably just in the cafeteria." Inuyasha said calm as ever from his desk in the back left corner.
"Well, isn't he supposed to be in here?" Kagome asked sitting in the middle row, on the left side, in front of Inuyasha.
"Don't you see why Inuyasha likes him? He likes him cause he's not here." Sango said, taking a seat in the front corner, from which she could see the whole class, but was partially hidden from the teachers view by a standing map.
"Actually, we all like Mr. Carver. He is just an awesome teacher, especially since we have first period." Miroku said from his desk directly to the left of Inuyasha's.
"Well, why is first period so great?" Sango asked
"Even I know that one." Kagome said "Its cause throughout the day, teachers get more aggravated. So, if were first period, that means that the teacher is nice and relaxed from sleep."
"Well, that's sort of the answer." Kouga said sitting on the right of Miroku in the back row "But it's mostly because we get food."
At that moment a dark skinned man, looking to be in his mid 40's and slightly pudgy, walked in the room. His head was not bald, but shaved so only a centimeter or two of black hair existed. In his left hand he was carrying some coffee, proving the theory that he was indeed in the cafeteria.
Taking a look at the class room and smiling when he saw who the occupants were, he announced. "Welcome class. I am your Ancient history teacher Mr. Carver." A heavy accent coated all his words.
"I moved here from Kenya 5 years ago; however I still have pronunciation problems between the letters 'r' and 'l'. So I understand if you have a tough time at first understanding me." He said pronouncing 'r' and 'l' the same.
"What did he say?" Kagome whispered to Sango who was in front of her.
"What? You can't understand him? Sucks for you." Sango whispered back faking shock at first.
"No I can't! I have no idea what's happening!"
"So that's why you were smiling." Sango said "Cause you have no idea what's going on."
"Cute, Sango." Kagome said sending Sango a glare "Very cute"
"Well, I have two words for you." Sango said "HA ha"
"Burn in hell, Sango."
"I love you too Kagome."
"Although, this is a short class period so you can see all your classes,(because they skip a class everyday. Ex. On day one, they skip class period one. Thus allowing time for 8 classes andan equal chance of time. Note. They don't skip period 8. Its just that way) I actually don't have a lot to say, only what they require me to say. I also only have one paper to hand out."
He handed out said paper. "Does anybody have any questions about grade balancing or anything?"
Nobody raised their hands.
"Perfect. In this class we will have debates, homework, oral and PowerPoint projects, test, quizzes and a participation grade. So basically, if you flunk one thing, it's not going to hurt you that much. But homework and is very important in this class. So do it."
Taking a moment to look around the 5 person class, Mr. Carver made sure everyone was following.
"On the paper I just passed out, there is my phone number and my email address, so feel free to give me a call, if you need help. Because whether you like me or not, I'm here to help you."
"Any questions?" He asked
Once again nobody raised their hand
"Excellent. Well, we still have 20 minutes of this class, soooo . . . ."Mr. Carver said looking at his watch
"So, who wants to go get breakfast, I could use some more cream in my coffee." He said looking at the class with a giant smile on his face.
"Awesome….."Everybody said.
Inuyasha was smirking as he led the very happy group to the kitchens.
"Oh cool! They have bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwiches!!!" Sango said happily as she ran over to the tray and grabbed one. Mumbling happily but incoherently, she rubbed the sandwich, still in its foil wrapping, up against her face, absorbing the heat and smell it gave off.
"The day just gets weirder and weirder" Inuyasha said as he noticed Sango, and then Kagome laughing maniacally as she shook up a can of Yahoo.
"You said it, Inuyasha. But face it, your glad you're here." Miroku said grabbing a chocolate chip muffin.
"Keh. Whatever."
"Well if it isn't, my favorite boy!" A cafeteria lady said coming out of the back kitchen.
"I see you got first period, Mr. Carver this year. Does this mean that I will have to reserve two breakfast sandwiches this year?"
"Damn straight, Kaede" Inuyasha said not toning down his cussing at all, and addressing her on a friendly base.
At the other's looks about what was going on. Inuyasha said "Me and Kaede have an agreement, she saves a breakfast sandwich or two, and I make sure they get eaten."
"Kaede and I, you mean." Kaede said giving Inuyasha a slight glare and a raise eyebrow.
"Kaede and I, have an agreement, she saves a breakfast sandwich or two, and I make sure they get eaten." Inuyasha said repeating the sentence correctly.
"And you call yourself a high school student." Kaede said leaning on the tray holder by the lunch line.
"Keh."
"Hey, Mrs. Kaede, do you think you could do the same for me? These sandwiches are delicious and I defiantly wouldn't mind have one everyday." Sango asked
"Sure! And everybody calls me just Kaede."
"Alright, thank you, Kaede."
"Come over here, so I can teach you how to pay." Kaede said motioning the girls over to a computer with a chair at the end of the lunch line. "What are yer names dear?"
Kagome and Sango answered.
'And she thinks I have grammar problems…..what are YER names . . .mumble mumble . . ." Inuyasha mumbled in his mind.
" Inuyasha, It doesn't matter what you do" Kouga said picking out some cereal. "you'll ALWAYS lose."
Inuyasha did nto reply except for a leathal glare sent Kouga's way.
"Alright" Kaede said looking over a list. "Yep, yer pre-paid. What that means is that your parents paid for yer lunch in the tuition, so the basic lunch is free. But this is breakfast, so you will need an account."
"Kagome? Yer number is 2165, and Sango yer number is 6859. Be sure to bring some money in tomorrow.
They all paid, everybody using an account, except for Miroku and Mr. Carver who used cash, and soon, everybody was sitting down. But not at a normal lunch table, nooo. They were sitting at the preschoolers tables. You know, the ones with mini half foot chairs and the foot tall tables? That kind of table. Even Mr. Carver was sitting there, although he was a little scrunched.
Kagome was slurping happily at her yahoo, Sango chewing joyfully at her sandwich, Inuyasha, chomping contently at his sandwich and slurping a Gatorade Frost, Miroku munching at his Lays chips, Kouga picking out all the marshmallows from his dry Lucky Charms, and Mr., Carver sipping his coffee.
"So….? What exactly are we going to learn in this class?" Kagome asked between slurps of her Yahoo.
"Ancient history, of all types. Starting with the Pre-humans and working our way up chronologically. We will study religion in there too, though." Mr. Carver answered
"Cool" Kagome said, actually only understand half of what he said, but was getting better with practice.
Idle chit chat filled the room, as everybody finished their breakfast. Inuyasha attempted to steal Sango's sandwich. The key word here is "attempted" for Sango scared him off quite badly and smacked him upside the head, and then went back to savoring her sandwich. Let's just say that Inuyasha is now wary of Sango.
"Well, the bell is going to ring in a few minutes. Be sure to pick up your trash, other people sit here too." Mr. Carver said as he threw away the empty coffee cup and started walking back to the classroom.
The students followed, Inuyasha still wary of Sango, but still wondering how to steal the last bite of sandwich in her hand.
The bell rang, and thoughts filled the room as the students flooded in gathering their stuff then flooding back out to meet the other group.
Thoughts like,
"I STILL don't know what he said!!"
" mmmm . .That sandwich was soooooo tastyyyyyy"
"I wonder what color underwear Sango is wearing…? What if she's going commando?????"
"So what is your next class?
Merry Christmas. Guess what? Another chapter is on its way.
Oh, and not everybody loves Inuyasha. you will find out who in the following chapters.