this is a little one-shot that i thought up just then. jack and lizzy are on the island that is deserted but inhabited... by them. if you get my meaning. they're both VERY drunk. you've got to luv it when lizzy gets drunk. i luv it when sensible people get drunk... i don't need to be drunk to act drunk... i'm already like that. enough of my ramblings...
Elizabeth downed another gulp from her bottle of rum.
"So… Jack. Would you like to enlighten me on the true versions of the rest of your adventures?"
"Why the hell would I do that?"
"Because I want to know," Lizzy replied with a drunken pout.
"That isn't much incentive, darling," Jack replied with a crooked grin that looked quite amusing…. Especially accompanying his semi-crossed-eyes.
"I'll give you a kiss!"
"Right-e-o then… whadaya wanna know?" Jack asked enthusiastically.
"Well… this is a tad personal…"
"Heh, you're gonna kiss me… I'll tell you what you want to know an' you kiss good ol' Jack."
"No I mean REALLY personal."
"Just shut up and ask me!" Jack retorted in his confused, intoxicated way.
"Uh… Jack?"
"What now?"
"Do you want me to shut up or ask you?"
"Both."
"How?"
"Do corsets hurt?"
"Yes."
"There's your answer."
"I shut up and ask a question by 'yes'?"
"Ya-ha."
"How?"
"I don't know!"
"Nether do I!"
"I really hate bananas," Jack stated randomly.
"So do I," Elizabeth agreed glumly.
"So… what was it you wanted to ask me?"
"Yes."
"I'm sorry?"
"You said that I had to shut up and ask you by 'yes'."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"Didn't."
"Did."
"Didn't."
"Did."
"Didn't."
"Yes."
"What?"
"I don't know!"
"Well you should."
"I think we've had enough rum."
"You can NEVER have enough rum… NEVER, darling."
"But we're both drunk."
"So?"
"And we both hate bananas."
"What are you talking about? I LOVE bananas!"
"But…"
"What NOW darling?"
"I can't remember."
"Terrible pity tha'."
"Sure is."
"So what was it you wanted to ask me?"
"I think I've forgotten."
"But you HAVE to ask me!"
"Why?"
"Because then I get to kiss you!"
"I'll try and remember," Lizzy assured with her eyebrows knitted together, deep in thought.
"I love you," Jack cooed to his bottle of rum as he waited for Lizzy's intoxicated mind to remember what she was going to ask.
"I remember!" Lizzy excitedly exclaimed.
"What?" Jack asked... excited by Lizzy's excitement.
"This is a tad personal."
"Ask a way darling."
"Do you fancy men?"
hah! i'll leave it there! i'd really appreciate a review... but i can totally understand if i've freaked you too much already. plz read my other story... it's my little baby. but is growing up under-appreciated.