Purple Hills Clean Warpstar Mix, a kirby fanfic

Purple Hills (Clean Warpstar Mix)

(by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta)

Exactly what the title says. ;)

Disclaimer: Still haven't figured out the new format. Grr. Don't own Kirby, don't own Eminem or D-12.

I've been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
I climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills

Kirby
Superfly like Sakurai
Got games and a show –I'm one cool guy
It's the Star Warrior with a master plan
To roll up on you like Samus Aran

I can't describe how fun it's been
I beat Air Ride
Gotta do it again
Oh man
Dark Matter's here again
What a mess I'm in
I better call my friends
Those Simirrors love to mess with my mind
Playing crazy pranks on me all the time
Till I see all kinds of wacky things
A little purple dude with strange golden wings
So dance, dance, c'mon dance
I said c'mon dance
Everyone in Dreamland let's take a chance

Even our beloved King who wears no pants
Never giving in to the bad guys' demands
Kirby and crew forever in advance
Hey Pitch, I think your mom's in a trance
Let's help her recover from my rhymes and my rants

Gooey & Chuchu
And after that someone help Nago, all right?
He's being chased around by Metaknight
Hey Chuchu, you see the pretty shiny lights?
It's not the coffee candy, I didn't have one bite
Yeah I ate 'em all though
watching Kirby's last fight
I was scared that night
You thought that he might die?
My friend, where do yer loyalties lie?
We all know that Kirby's number one in might
Well I was nervous watching my friend's plight
My snacking that time was far from light
Hey, don't overdo it
I know it's easy
But you might wake up queasy… say, what'd ya get?
I ate your cabbage, Rick
Now I feel three feet thick
I'm heavy as a brick
Watch out… I'M GONNA BE SICK!

Pals of Kirby's
Pop Star buddies
Watch for Noddies
We're so lucky
We're not scared to get dirty
It happens when we're in a hurry
Trying to show no fear when life's a blur
And weird things occur
Some-, something something something
Something something something something I dunno

Kine
Ayo, swim swim
Deep underwater
Got no son
Got no daughter
Woulda helped with Acro but I'd have been slaughtered
Yes I'm tough but he was way larger
I wanna clink clank
In a huge fishtank
To follow my heart I'll disregard any pain
Adventure's kind of a drain
But it's lots of fun
We're number one
Trekkin' under Mr. Shine the sun
wink wink wink
Maybe if I was in the Air Ride and won
I'd impress the girl I have a crush on

I love my Tiffie
Although it's kind of iffy
Always starting back from square one
(I'll never go out with you!)

Coo
I prefer to come out at night
I'm an owl, people, it's only right
(Hey!) Let's fly together
Pitch'll string along
Don't worry about baddies
'Cause ya know we're strong
What? Looking at me like you think I'm wrong?

Well I helped save Dreamland
And I like this song
So hit that gong
and play that bass

(Tell 'em, Coo!)
You can move at your own pace
Play, sleep and eat
The Dreamlander's ways
Oreos, Lay's
I'm stuffing my face
Workin' that stuff off with a healthy quick race
Think I'll head over to the creampuff's place

Pitch
I'm at Green Greens
Taking in the scene
It's a nice day
Gonna play all the way
For a while I think I'll stay
High-flyin', mama's boy, chubby little bird
Help fight evil, stop for lunch
What's the word?
Blue sky, don't ask why
Feeling good I'm gonna fly
Don't cry (It's all good!)
I'm a happy guy
Sometimes a baddie will appear
But mostly life is awesome here
So let's not lose our heads
Let's groove some more instead!

Cue Nightmare with a harmonica… because I can.

A/N: It's been a while since I did a song parody. Good to see I'm not completely out of practice. For those of you wondering about the cabbage, I was referring to a conversation on a Donkey Kong message board somewhere. I didn't see it until long after it was over and my search engine just happened to dig it up, but for part of it they were discussing a crazy manga in which Rick was saying "Try my cabbage! It makes you piss funny!" Obviously I made the stuff a bit more potent in this song. (If you're curious about the topic, here's the address: http:w ww.dkvi m /interactive /forums /index.php? showtopic251&st0 Remember to take out all the spaces.) For an added laugh, you can watch the video at launch.ya hoo.c om (More spaces!) and try to imagine Kirby's pals putting their spin on it –for example, their names in silver at the beginning of each verse, Shadow Kirby popping out of Pitch's bag at the end of his verse, some guy in a Popon suit at the end of Coo's verse. I use the Popon because he's the closest thing I can think of to a cactus. If you've got somebody better, go ahead and substitute him/her/it. Although he's not a plant-based baddie, I sometimes use Yamikage because it's funnier to me that way. I like that evil dude. A lot. And yes, there's references to both the games and the anime in this spoof. It's supposed to be funny, so don't get confused if (when) it makes no sense. Just enjoy it!