Kitty Minky: You're lucky if you didn't review so much I would kill you! Not even my best friend gets away with that! I don't really see Remus as a 3some guy.

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2 more chapters until the second part. I've already written the first and I'm half way through the second chapter so those should come up pretty quickly.

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Dyre looked around the Gryffindor common room. It wasn't all that different from the Ravenclaw common room except for the colour scheme and wall to wall bookcases (all of which were overflowing). She saw some guys disappearing up one of the staircases and followed them up. She got to the door marked 5th years and knocked. When no one answered she pushed the door opened. As expected it was a pigsty and you could hardly see the floor for the shit that littered it. Hearing the sound of a shower she found Remus' bed and began to spread the books out over it.

The shower stopped and a minute later the door opened. "What are you doing in here?!" Remus screamed in surprise and dropped the towel around his waist. Dyre looked up surprised and almost fell off the bed seeing Remus in all his glory. "How did you get in?!" Remus asked grabbing the towel and securing it back around his waist.

"U-um one of the p-pictures next to the Fat Lady gave me the password." She said re-hitching her jaw.

"Oh!" Remus said very articulately. "Would you mind turning around?" He asked and Dyre very ... did as he said. "Okay all done." He said and Dyre turned around to see him unfortunately wearing jeans and a black t-shirt. "Why are you here?"

"We've almost finished the spell. I wanted to get it done. All we need is the incantation." She said motioning towards the books which on closer inspection were dictionaries. "I've got Latin, old English, middle English, Ancient Greek, Sindarin and Quenyan."

"What's this?" He asked picking up a black bound leather note book.

"Oh that's my er- Book of Shadows." She said blushing and grabbing it off of him. Remus raised an eyebrow.

"Why do we need so many? Couldn't we just use the Latin?"

"I guess so..." She said slowly. She picked up one of the Latin Dictionaries and began to flick through it.

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"What have you got so far?" Remus asked looking over to her parchment.

"Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditiones habes."

"What does that mean?" He asked.

"If you can read this you're over educated." She looked over at his parchment "You?"

"Illigitimi non carborundum."

"..."

"Don't let the bastards get you down."

"True." Dyre agreed. Just then the rest of the Marauders decided to enter. James of course glared at her while peter didn't seem to care. Sirius was looking at them smugly.

"You two are looking very comfortable."

"You are obviously looking for a kick in the balls."

"Can you please stop threatening my friends, Dyre?" Remus asked amused.

"Only if they stop trying to provoke me and actually trust me."

"We're not going to trust you without a reason!" James pointed out and Dyre looked thoughtful for a moment.

"Okay then truth or dare?" She asked. All boys nodded. "James you first. Ask whoever you want."

"Dyre truth or dare?"

"Truth." She smiled.

"Where were you the last five years?"

"At Hogwarts, why?" Now may be a good time to explain that in truth or dare with wizards (and witches) you can't lie and Dyre wasn't lying she HAD been at Hogwarts for the past 5 years. "Sirius. Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"Hmm...Let's see???" She smiled evilly. "You have to tell Snape that you want to put all the animosity behind you." Sirius was doing a very uncanny impersonation of a stunned mullet.

"Peter. Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"What was your most embarrassing moment?"

"When I wet the bed at ten." Peter said blushing and the rest had to bite there lips to stop from laughing. It didn't work well for Dyre though who was leaning against Remus shaking from silent laughter. "Dyre." He said it was obvious he was looking for revenge. "Truth...Or Dare."

"Dare." Dyre said quickly shutting up.

"I dare you to..." He looked around and then grinned wickedly. "Kiss Remus...And not just a peck. It has to be on his lips."

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DDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! It had been to long without seeing Remus naked but I'm sure none of you minded that I put it in.

Naked Remus.................................................................................................. ............................ I think I may have short circuited the computer.

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Preview of Part 2:

Dumbledore had sent the students up to bed when Dyre stalked up behind him and naturally wasn't that surprised when the first words out of her mouth were:

"You bastard!"

"Excuse me?" He asked politely.

"You fucked up son of a bitch! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?"

"How could I do what, exactly Miss Athill?"

"Miss Athill?" Remus asked sharply.

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