"Welcome to this meeting of the CCC," Cordelia smiled at the Cordettes in her bedroom. "As you all know tomorrow is the sixth grade field trip and we need to color coordinate."
"I think we should wear purple," Harmony suggested. "I mean it means royalty and who is more royal than us?
"And I was thinking spaghetti strap tops with beige pants," Cordelia nodded. "So the tops can be purple. I expect everybody there at eight o'clock sharp. Now any new business?"
"Those losers Willow, Xander, and Jesse have been causing us a lot of trouble." One of the Cordettes mentioned.
"Agreed, so tomorrow at the field trip," Cordelia smiled. "We make sure they get lost and miss the bus. Here's the plan."
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Across town in the Harris basement, Willow, Xander, and Jesse were hanging out.
"I wish I could live down here." Xander smiled at Willow. "I could have you guys over here for the rest of our lives."
"It would be cool" Jesse agreed, "but shouldn't we be talking about how to destroy Cordelia and her Cordettes."
"Okay," Willow sighed. "Xander as Treasurer of the 'We Hate Cordelia Club,' how much money do we have?"
"Six Dollars and Seventy Five cents, but Jesse still hasn't given me his money yet." Xander replied.
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The next day at the Sunnydale Museum.
"Okay," The Forest Ranger smiled, "Now I need a volunteer to be my deputy." He looked at all the anxious sixth graders and chose the little brunette girl in the middle of a group of girls in purple. "You'll be wonderful. Come on everybody give a hand to my wonderful deputy…"
"Cordelia Chase" Cordelia answered
"Thank You Cordelia, now to be my deputy you are going to help me explain how I safely trap wild animals for medical check ups. Our first animal is a deer."
Cordelia felt her life end as the Forest Ranger put the antlers on her head. She would never live this down.