Callous
Written by Shaun Garin
8-Bit Theatre is owned by Brian and the denizens of Nuklearpower
I'm the first one to admit that I can't say anything without sounding evil.
It's in my nature actually. I don't really know why it is but it is.
Everyone is evil. Everyone is good. Everyone is both. Me? I'm the one who staged a takeover of hell because I wasn't slowed down by fleshy meats.
And then I see her.
I can't tell if it's lust or real love. I don't have the same emotional compassion as some people have.
I'm intelligent, there's no discounting that. But when it comes down to it, I'd rather blow them all to hell. Only Thief is the one who I can remotely speak to as an equal. And even then he scares me. A lot.
I don't get scared easily. But Thief can steal anything not nailed down and on fire. Even then, he steals everything nailed down and on fire. And then resells them for a lot of money.
I'm a Black Mage. That's who I am.
And now, I'm out of spells. So I'm going to stabby the iceberg that is about to kill us all.
"Why would it explode?!"