Disclaimer- If I owned Zelda, I would be playing the new one right now. If I owned Fire Emblem, all the games would be in English by now. Why are all of them but one Japan only? I don't own the Killers either.
Romeo Must Die
Our heroes continue their trek across Hyrule, nearing Gerudo Valley.
"If we go to Gerudo Valley, the Hyrulian Guard won't be able to follow us," said Navi, as she swirled around the group.
"Navi!?" exclaimed Link and Marth.
"Gerudo girls... said Roy, drooling.
"I have my moments!" Navi pouted. "Somebody told me! You had a boyfriend! Who looks like a girlfriend! That I had in February of last year..." screamed Navi
"She's unstable," remarked Marth.
"I love the Killers," said Roy.
"Farore, help me," said Link.
"Sure! Said Farore, taking the form of a woman with poofy hair in an odd dress.( Like in Oracle of ages/seasons)
" I wasn't aware you existed," said Marth. "Might I ask how you got here?"
"She's not real. St. Elmine said so," said Lucius (monk from FE 7, looks like a woman, but is a man)
r"You Punk Bitch !!!" said Farore.
"There is one god!" said Lucius.
The following fight has been delete to not offend anyone.
Lucius and Farore died.
Lucky, the batteries fell out and the chapter restarted.
"You Punk Bitch !!!" said Farore
" Let's not discuss theology. Let's just go," Roy said.
The group left Farore and Lucius behind, and reached Gerudo Valley. The puzzled about getting past the guards, until a girl in Sacaen dress walked up with a handful of parchment.
"Hi. I snuck into Gerudo valley to rescue Rath, because they kidnaped him, and guess what ? They gave me these."
The girl gave them Gerudo Member's cards.
" By the way, my name is Lyn."
They entered the fortress. Link kicked back, his escape complete. Marth took a nap. Lyn and Rath found a corner to make out in. Only one thing could ruin this seeming calm.
Roy found a beautiful Gerudo maiden, and they hit it off. They began to kiss.
'There wouldn't be anything wrong with me grabbing a grope now, would there?'
IT WAS A MISTAKE. "Guards ! This...this man tried to rob me!!!" the girl yelled.
"Oh, Zelda," Link muttered softly.
"It's not confidential! I have potential! For rushing and rushing around!" yelled Navi.
The guards rounded up the group. Due to carpenters with gender issues, the cells were full. Nevertheless, the group was rounded up at spear point.
"Dang it!" said Lyn.
"Thank you ever so much," Link said dryly.
The guard looked amongst themselves. " Where do we put the prisoners?" Sahalla asked.
"Dump 'em in the river," ordered Maruu.
The five people were dumped in the river.
" Brace yourself for me!!! I said maybe, baby please!!!" sand Navi as she followed.
This is the end of the chapter. Here's a note. Gerudo River flows into Lake Hylia. And the Killers rock. Someone tell me how to spell Farore.