Chapter 2
It was then that Buckbeak the Hippogriff appeared out of nowhere in particular. He then proceeded to chop down the tree…with his beak…and eat the pumpkins. They were delicious.
Buckbeak then gathered the car up in his arms…or legs….or…talons, whichever, and kissed it deeply. Or something. Then they rode off into the sunset on white horses. Or unicorns. Or maybe the car rode on Buckbeak and they flew. Or perhaps the car drove. Anyways, they went off into the sunset and Ron exploded.
The End