There is some L337 in this story, so for the non-speakers, I'll be translating it as I go. I don't own Sailor Moon or MegaTokyo.
Zombies²
Piro sighed as he shelved shojou manga. Hayasaka Erika stood at the register, helping a customer. She was wearing another one of Kimiko-san's famous costumes; this one was comprised of a green skirt and matching suit jacket. It was very schoolgirl, and Piro had to remind himself not to stop and stare.
For some reason, Largo had become accustomed to hanging around the store too. All he said in response to their questions was a quick explanation, "3v1L w4tch." (evil watch) Hayasaka had raised an eyebrow and asked what would evil be doing in a comic book/anime shop. Again, his answer was a mumbled, "3v1L h45 m4ny gu1535." (evil has many guises)
Seeing as his rather explosive roommate was being quiet, Piro wasn't going to be the one to complain. Hayasaka crossed her arms as she watched Piro mutter to himself. While he was slightly bumbling (in an endearing way) there were times when she wondered if he needed some kind of medication.
"I'm going on my break, Piro. Watch the shop." He blinked, his eyes magnified by his glasses.
"H-hai!" Nodding, his face turned a peculiar shade of pink-red. Clearly embarrassed, the bespectacled one tugged the kitty hat tighter on his head. Avoiding the urge to say something blunt and bordering on snide, Erika rolled her eyes as she passed her co-worker to the employee lounge.
"j00 n33d 70 upgr4d3 j00r 8483 sk1llZ." (you need to upgrade your babe skills) Largo looked down on him from the other side of the shelf. "If you ever wanna get laid, dude, you need to learn the basics."
Piro stood up, brushing the wrinkles out of his jeans. "Largo," he said with a slight glare, "why are you here? Go play with your cardboard boxes."
"There is no need. The ph34r807s (fear bots) have all the L337 upgrades I can give them. The perimeter is secure." The gamer looked supremely proud of this accomplishment.
"Then we are most surely saved." The bell jingled, signifying the entrance of a potential customer. Piro assumed his post at the register, Largo leaned on the counter next to him. "Try not to scare anyone off, okay? This place could really use some business."
"If there is no 3v1L (evil) I will not intervene."
"Hello Piro-niisan!" Ping, the friendly neighborhood robot, bounced up to her adoptive brother. "Sorry I'm late from school, Tohya-san and I had to pick up her cousin." She bubbled, looking positively thrilled. Behind her stood Tohya Miho, clad in her usual striped stockings and black lace.
"Z0m813!" (zombie) Largo's eyes widened. "73h 3v1L (the evil) has infiltrated our base!" Ignoring his rants, Miho smiled an enigmatic smile. She motioned to a shy looking girl with pale skin. She was covered from head to toe in a black long-sleeved dress, and black leggings.
"Piro-san, Largo-san, meet my cousin. Tomoe Hotaru." Hotaru bowed politely, and Piro returned the gesture.
"It is nice to meet you two," her voice was soft.
"73h 3v1L h45 8r0ugh7 r31nforc3m3n75!" (the evil has brought reinforcements) Largo took shelter behind the counter and register. "Z0m8135 5qu4r3d!" (zombies squared) Piro sighed as the new girl blinked in confusion.
"...It's going to be a long day..."
(end)
That was fun and silly. Piro might've been a little mean, but I don't know. I might do a semi-sequel, I might not. For anyone who doesn't know, ph34r807s are pretty much cardboard boxes stacked on top of each other. Their L337 capabilities are unknown and have to yet to be discovered.
I should make a ph34r807 for my front yard...