By CreativelyCrazy
Summary: A collection of ficlets inspired by the Public Eavesdropping section of the newspaper I subscribe to.
A/N: Thanks to all my reviewers! And I decided to complete the cliffhanger, this thing might turn into something with and actual PLOT! YAY!
Disclaimer: The coolest things in the world are not mine.
Chapter Seven: Madame Maxime's Weight Problems
"I only move fast for two reasons: One, if it's an emergency and I'm in danger, you know, and two, if there's food around."
Professors McGonagall and Snape came running.
Madame Maxime was taking a leisurely stroll.
"HURRY UP, MY DEAR WOMAN!" Snape bellowed.
"I only move fast for two reasons: One, if it's an emergency and I'm in danger, you know, and two, if there's food around." Madame Maxime replied.
Snape didn't like smart remarks. "A BAJILLION MILLION GAZILLION POINTS FROM BEAUXBATONS!"
"Where did that scream come from?" McGonagall asked Ginny and Hermione.
"It sounded like...the Room of Requirement!" Hermione concluded.
"Hold on. What's the Room of Requirement?" Ron wondered.
Hermione hit him over the head. "Don't be stupid! And where did you come from? You couldn't have appeared straight out of thin air!"
"I did. Little Miss Crazy decided to. What the authoress says, goes."
"Fine. Be that way."
"Where iz zis Room of Requirement?" Madame Maxime asked. "And what does it do?"
Ginny replied, "No time to explain, let's go."
A/N: YES! AN ACTUAL PLOT!