Public Eavedropping
By CreativelyCrazy
Summary: A collection of ficlets inspired by the Public Eavesdropping section of the newspaper I subscribe to.
A/N: I decided to keep the plotless madness. (if you're reading this, don't believe that what I just said was true.) And thankies as always to my reviewers!
Disclaimer: The coolest things in the world are not mine.
Chapter Nine: Meaty Goodness!
"What's your favorite kind of lunch meat?''
It was breakfast, and Ron was bored.
Not a good sign, thought Hermione.
He was poking at his eggs, acting like they were the only things left in the world and he couldn't be rid of it.
"Hermione, Harry, I have an extremely important question to ask you."
"What?"
"What's your favorite type of lunch meat?"
Ron smiled expectantly.
Harry and Hermione looked puzzled, and shrugged.
Ron tried to carry on a one-person conversation.
"I like pastrami, but I hate corn beef cause corn beef's nuts and chicken is muchmuchmuch better." Ron went on.
"De kip is mooie don't u goedkeurt het varkensvlees slechter is omdat het enkel echte echte slecht proeft en zo ja stinkt het,"
Harry, Hermione, and Ginny (who arrived because the evil plot bunnies planted her there) stared at him.
Hermione thought he finally cracked.
Harry panicked because Ron was speaking Dutch again.
Ginny smiled because she was proud of him for showing his true colors.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ha. Ha. Ha," someone in the background yelled. The group turned to see who it was.
A/N: Review? Pleasie? This means there'll be a plot! YaY! parade music