Public Eavesdropping
By CreativelyCrazy
Summary: A collection of ficlets inspired by the Public Eavesdropping section of the newspaper I subscribe to.
A/N: The coolest things in the world are not mine.
Chapter One: Moody and PMS Don't Mix
"Don't piss him off. He'll take off his leg and hit you with it."
"Oh, he never does that, he just throws it at me."
It was Moody again.
Harry remember that it was his "time of the month." He coughed, very loudly, to hide his laughter.
Ginny noticed this. "Shh…"she whispered. "Don't piss him off. He'll take off his leg and hit you with it."
Harry looked taken aback, then recomposed himself. "Oh, he never does that, he just throws it at me." He rubbed the back of his head, taking a shirt from his personal wardrobe of bad memories.
"Shut up. It doesn't hurt, and you know so," she said, punching him lightly on the arm.
"Yes it do--" Harry was cut off, as he knocked heads with Ron. He had just been pushed by Hermione, as punishment for speaking Dutch.
"O oh meu deus Harry coloca fora minha irmã do bebê!" Ron screamed.
Harry was aghast. Portugese?! They hadn't done that one yet!
Suddenly, Moody ran up to them and started beating Ron repeatedly on the head with his wooden leg.
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A/N: Haha, Ron's made out as really stupid. Ron's actually a great character, it's just that he has a lot of…erm…senior moments?