I do not own any of the Sonic characters. I only own Bandit the Gargoyle,
Jewel the Hedgehog, Lei the Wolf, Starlight the Hedgehog, Anklo the
Echidna, Tai-Lee the Echidna, and Sonar the Bat. Anyways. nuff said! On
wit da fic!
Episode1
Meet The Evils
Part one
Our story of love, drama, and.oh,um wrong script.here it is!
Our story begins at a large house just out of Station Square on top of a green, grassy hill where the sun is always shining and the birds are always singing and where.Bandit is always scheming some sort of plan that is often going to hurt someone. Someone like.
Bandit: .Rouge the Bat.sitting comfortably in her beach chair trying to get a tan while listening to her music on her very "expensive" radio.
All of a sudden, Bandit randomly picks up a 100 ton safe. Gee.I wonder what she'll do next.
Rouge: *humming to :21 questions: by 50 cent*
Bandit throws down the safe which lands in the pool causing a huge tidal wave
Rouge: *looks up* Oh shii.
The wave splashes onto Rouge slamming her to the now wet ground of the backyard swimming area.
Rouge: X_X
Bandit: HA HA HA HA HAAAA! Oh boy, that was rich! HA HA HA HA HAAAA!
Rouge: *gets up* Grrr. BANDIT!
Bandit: What's the matter? Wittle bat afwaid of water?
Rouge: AARRGHH! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
Now Rouge is pretty pissed off so she jumps up to the roof trying to reach Bandit to give her a piece of her foot up in her ass.but Rouge actually misses and her head slams into the wall.
Rouge: Ow. (reaches and grabs onto the edge and pulls herself up) I ment to do that.
Bandit: Sure you did. Now is there anything you wanted to tell me?
Rouge: ^_^ yeah! Um let me think.Oh yea, the thing I always wanted to say to you was.(takes a step forward and points her index finger at Bandit) I FOUND YOU FAKER!!
Bandit: (japanese falling down pun)
Rouge: Gosh, I always wanted to say that. ha ha ha ha ^o^
Bandit: (stands up and crosses her arms) Damn. What an idiot.
Rouge: (stops laughing) OH YEAH? I"LL SHOW YOU WHO THE IDIOT IS! 'Better brace yourself, Bandit.'
Rouge smirks and charges at Bandit. She launches a punch but Bandit dissapears. Rouge ends up punching nothin' but air and since she put all her wieght in that attack she began to lose her balance at the edge of the rooftop. Bandit reappears behind her rival.
Bandit: (blows) Don't fall.
All of a sudden, Rouge slips and falls off the roof.
Rouge: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!! (CRASH!)
Bandit looks down to see that Rouge has landed in a bush near the house.
Rouge: Hey, Bandit.
Bandit: Hm?
Rouge: I learned something new today.
Bandit: Really? Well, that's new.
Rouge: This bush.(grimaces)HAS THORNS IN IT!
Bandit: Hah! What do ya know. Things are working out for me after all.
Then, the front door to the house opens up and guess who comes out. Non other than Shadow the Hedgehog! He spots Rouge and walks up to the bush.
Shadow: Rouge, what the hell are you doing in a bush?
Rouge: Everyone knows that the best spot for a tan is on a friggin' thorny bush Shadow!
Shadow: Really?
Rouge: -_- No.
Shadow: (sweatdrop) Oh.
Bandit: HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!! You've really out done yourself this time, Red!
Rouge:Grrrrr.
Shadow: Hey Bandit! Get down from there! Sonic's called us for a meeting!
Bandit: Okay! ^_^
Bandit jumps off of the roof and lands right next to Shadow.
Bandit: (to Rouge) Ya think you could jump that high?
Rouge: Go jump high off a cliff!
Shadow: Let's not fight guys. Come on we shouldn't keep Sonic waiting. That we shouldn't.
Sonic was standing in the middle of a crowd made by the rest of the Sonic team.
Sonic: 'Bout time guys.
Shadow, Rouge and Bandit walk towards the crowd.
Anklo: For one of the world fastest hedgehogs, you sure are damn slow!
Knuckles: Shut up Anklo!
Anklo: -_-;;
Sonic: Now then, let's get started. As you all know, I called you all to an important meeting. Eggman, suprisingly, sent me a letter in the mail.
Amy: (snooping over Sonic's shoulder) Wut's it say?
Sonic: Stay back an' I'll tell ya. Alright, it says.
Dear Sonic,
As you know, we have been enemies for a very long time. I, Dr. Ivo Robotnick have decided to make a truce with you. Please, I wish for you not to decline this offer. Please oblige me by coming alone to settle our differences aside. A good meeting place will be right at the end of Green Forest.
From the one and only,
Dr. Robotnick
Anklo: Ha! what an ass crack!
Knuckles: Funny. Reminds me of someone. -_-;;
Sonic: Of corse it's a trap. I actually figured dat out ma self. ^_^
Amy: Oh Sonikku! You are so smart!
Shadow: Whatever.
Jewel: So then what do we do?
Starlight: What else do we do Jewel?! We go ova there and kick his fat egg ass!
Sonic: Uh.we could do dat but Tails has got a different idea.
Tails: Yea. I would like to introduce you all to my new invention.
Rouge: (mocking Tails)
Tails: (angrily glances at Rouge)
Rouge: (turns her head the other way and whistles)
Lei: You may continue.
Tails: Yes, thank you Lei. I'd like to call my new invention.
Anklo: A piece of shi-
Tikal covers Anklo's mouth before he says anything.
Tails: No. It's called a robot disabler!
Amy: Oooh Matrixy.
Tails: DON'T touch.
Amy: ;_;
Tails: We can use this baby to disable Eggman's robots. If anyone knows Eggman, you'd know that he always likes to use robots.
Rouge: (rolls eyes) Thank You Captain Obvious!
Tails: ;-; I'm finished.
Sonic: Uh. thanks Tails.
Tai-Lee: So when are we gonna go and smash some Egghead?
Sonic: Now.
Rouge: Now? I have to get dressed.
Sonic: Why? It's just a bikini!
Knuckles: .a very nice bikini.
Rouge: (blush)
Shadow: .a very skimpy bikini.
Bandit: I wonder what Eggman will think.
Sonic: . . . . . . OH! NASTY!!
Rouge: -_- Can I change now?
Sonic: Yeah but HURRY UP!
The Sonic Team has finally arrived at the end of Green Forest.
Sonic: Hide behind dis big ditch here or you can hide behind those big leaves.
Shadow: Whatever
Tails: Is that all you can say?
Shadow: .Whatev-.nevermind.
Starlight: (grabs onto Shadow's arm) You will protect me, won't you honey?
Shadow: (quivers) Honey??
Starlight: .yes.
Shadow: -_-;; Why me?
Sonic: Sssh. He's coming.
Anklo: About time! For the world's fastest- oh wait.um nevermind.
Tikal: Stupid.
Tai-Lee: Yea isn't he?
Eggman walks up to Sonic while the others are hiding in random places.
Eggman: Ah Sonic, didn't think you'd come.
Sonic: Let's just say it wasn't exactly on my things ta do list.
Eggman: About that peace treaty.-
Sonic: I decline.
Eggman: WHAT?
Sonic: I decline.
Eggman: No really, what did you say?
Sonic: I SAID THAT I DECLINE YOU FAT FREAK!!!
Now would be a good time for everyone to get out of their hiding places.
.
Um they get out of their hiding places.
Eggman: (gasp) EGAD!!
Sonic: eheh. We figured you out Eggwipe.
Eggman: So you figured me out huh?
Sonic: That's what I jus' said!
Eggman: Oh well guess what? I figured you would fall for my trap.or not fall for my trap.great.this is very confusing.Well, you fell for whatever I have up my sleeve.(pulls something out of his sleeve)Which is this!
Lei: What is it?
Eggman: .that's not important.
Sonic: We've got you cornered Eggface. There is no way to escape. Drop yur little toy now.
Eggman: Alright. Fine. I surrender.
Eggman drops the little mechanical ball, but after it is dropped, it flys up into the air and explodes creating a wormhole.
Eggman: HA HA HA HA HAAAA! Who's the genius now!? This wormhole will suck you all up and you'll end up trapped in another demension!
Sonic: GRAB ONTO SOMETHING!
Everyone grabs onto either a tree branch, a stump, or a twig.
Eggman: I am the ultimate!
Shadow: Nnooo! He took my line! He truly is evil!
Sonic: Can't hold on much longer, but I will never let go!
Bandit: This.is .stuupid!
Bandit loses her grip and is sent flying through the wormhole.
Sonic&Shadow: BANDIT!
Rouge: I knew thy well.Alright!
Shadow: Aw man! Argh! My hands are slipping!
Rouge: Well Shadow, my stomach isn't the best thing to hold on to in a life threatening situation!
Shadow: Not my fault your stomach is too smooth! (Shadow slips but grabs onto Rouge's tail) That was close.
Rouge:*o* YYYEEEEOOOOUUUCCH!!
Shadow: Uh.that's not good.
Rouge: Let.go.of.my.tail.
Rouge lets go of the branch she was holding onto. Her and Shadow rise into the wormhole.
Shadow: UNCLE! UNCLE!
Rouge: *_*
Sonic: Guys! Come back!
Knuckles: Rouge!
Eggman: HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!
Sonic: Now what?
We won't find out until the next chapter. Try and control yourself. I know you can't contain yourselves.yea.
Next chapter: Meet the Evils part 2
Remember to read & review!! Pleaz people!!
Episode1
Meet The Evils
Part one
Our story of love, drama, and.oh,um wrong script.here it is!
Our story begins at a large house just out of Station Square on top of a green, grassy hill where the sun is always shining and the birds are always singing and where.Bandit is always scheming some sort of plan that is often going to hurt someone. Someone like.
Bandit: .Rouge the Bat.sitting comfortably in her beach chair trying to get a tan while listening to her music on her very "expensive" radio.
All of a sudden, Bandit randomly picks up a 100 ton safe. Gee.I wonder what she'll do next.
Rouge: *humming to :21 questions: by 50 cent*
Bandit throws down the safe which lands in the pool causing a huge tidal wave
Rouge: *looks up* Oh shii.
The wave splashes onto Rouge slamming her to the now wet ground of the backyard swimming area.
Rouge: X_X
Bandit: HA HA HA HA HAAAA! Oh boy, that was rich! HA HA HA HA HAAAA!
Rouge: *gets up* Grrr. BANDIT!
Bandit: What's the matter? Wittle bat afwaid of water?
Rouge: AARRGHH! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
Now Rouge is pretty pissed off so she jumps up to the roof trying to reach Bandit to give her a piece of her foot up in her ass.but Rouge actually misses and her head slams into the wall.
Rouge: Ow. (reaches and grabs onto the edge and pulls herself up) I ment to do that.
Bandit: Sure you did. Now is there anything you wanted to tell me?
Rouge: ^_^ yeah! Um let me think.Oh yea, the thing I always wanted to say to you was.(takes a step forward and points her index finger at Bandit) I FOUND YOU FAKER!!
Bandit: (japanese falling down pun)
Rouge: Gosh, I always wanted to say that. ha ha ha ha ^o^
Bandit: (stands up and crosses her arms) Damn. What an idiot.
Rouge: (stops laughing) OH YEAH? I"LL SHOW YOU WHO THE IDIOT IS! 'Better brace yourself, Bandit.'
Rouge smirks and charges at Bandit. She launches a punch but Bandit dissapears. Rouge ends up punching nothin' but air and since she put all her wieght in that attack she began to lose her balance at the edge of the rooftop. Bandit reappears behind her rival.
Bandit: (blows) Don't fall.
All of a sudden, Rouge slips and falls off the roof.
Rouge: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!! (CRASH!)
Bandit looks down to see that Rouge has landed in a bush near the house.
Rouge: Hey, Bandit.
Bandit: Hm?
Rouge: I learned something new today.
Bandit: Really? Well, that's new.
Rouge: This bush.(grimaces)HAS THORNS IN IT!
Bandit: Hah! What do ya know. Things are working out for me after all.
Then, the front door to the house opens up and guess who comes out. Non other than Shadow the Hedgehog! He spots Rouge and walks up to the bush.
Shadow: Rouge, what the hell are you doing in a bush?
Rouge: Everyone knows that the best spot for a tan is on a friggin' thorny bush Shadow!
Shadow: Really?
Rouge: -_- No.
Shadow: (sweatdrop) Oh.
Bandit: HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!! You've really out done yourself this time, Red!
Rouge:Grrrrr.
Shadow: Hey Bandit! Get down from there! Sonic's called us for a meeting!
Bandit: Okay! ^_^
Bandit jumps off of the roof and lands right next to Shadow.
Bandit: (to Rouge) Ya think you could jump that high?
Rouge: Go jump high off a cliff!
Shadow: Let's not fight guys. Come on we shouldn't keep Sonic waiting. That we shouldn't.
Sonic was standing in the middle of a crowd made by the rest of the Sonic team.
Sonic: 'Bout time guys.
Shadow, Rouge and Bandit walk towards the crowd.
Anklo: For one of the world fastest hedgehogs, you sure are damn slow!
Knuckles: Shut up Anklo!
Anklo: -_-;;
Sonic: Now then, let's get started. As you all know, I called you all to an important meeting. Eggman, suprisingly, sent me a letter in the mail.
Amy: (snooping over Sonic's shoulder) Wut's it say?
Sonic: Stay back an' I'll tell ya. Alright, it says.
Dear Sonic,
As you know, we have been enemies for a very long time. I, Dr. Ivo Robotnick have decided to make a truce with you. Please, I wish for you not to decline this offer. Please oblige me by coming alone to settle our differences aside. A good meeting place will be right at the end of Green Forest.
From the one and only,
Dr. Robotnick
Anklo: Ha! what an ass crack!
Knuckles: Funny. Reminds me of someone. -_-;;
Sonic: Of corse it's a trap. I actually figured dat out ma self. ^_^
Amy: Oh Sonikku! You are so smart!
Shadow: Whatever.
Jewel: So then what do we do?
Starlight: What else do we do Jewel?! We go ova there and kick his fat egg ass!
Sonic: Uh.we could do dat but Tails has got a different idea.
Tails: Yea. I would like to introduce you all to my new invention.
Rouge: (mocking Tails)
Tails: (angrily glances at Rouge)
Rouge: (turns her head the other way and whistles)
Lei: You may continue.
Tails: Yes, thank you Lei. I'd like to call my new invention.
Anklo: A piece of shi-
Tikal covers Anklo's mouth before he says anything.
Tails: No. It's called a robot disabler!
Amy: Oooh Matrixy.
Tails: DON'T touch.
Amy: ;_;
Tails: We can use this baby to disable Eggman's robots. If anyone knows Eggman, you'd know that he always likes to use robots.
Rouge: (rolls eyes) Thank You Captain Obvious!
Tails: ;-; I'm finished.
Sonic: Uh. thanks Tails.
Tai-Lee: So when are we gonna go and smash some Egghead?
Sonic: Now.
Rouge: Now? I have to get dressed.
Sonic: Why? It's just a bikini!
Knuckles: .a very nice bikini.
Rouge: (blush)
Shadow: .a very skimpy bikini.
Bandit: I wonder what Eggman will think.
Sonic: . . . . . . OH! NASTY!!
Rouge: -_- Can I change now?
Sonic: Yeah but HURRY UP!
The Sonic Team has finally arrived at the end of Green Forest.
Sonic: Hide behind dis big ditch here or you can hide behind those big leaves.
Shadow: Whatever
Tails: Is that all you can say?
Shadow: .Whatev-.nevermind.
Starlight: (grabs onto Shadow's arm) You will protect me, won't you honey?
Shadow: (quivers) Honey??
Starlight: .yes.
Shadow: -_-;; Why me?
Sonic: Sssh. He's coming.
Anklo: About time! For the world's fastest- oh wait.um nevermind.
Tikal: Stupid.
Tai-Lee: Yea isn't he?
Eggman walks up to Sonic while the others are hiding in random places.
Eggman: Ah Sonic, didn't think you'd come.
Sonic: Let's just say it wasn't exactly on my things ta do list.
Eggman: About that peace treaty.-
Sonic: I decline.
Eggman: WHAT?
Sonic: I decline.
Eggman: No really, what did you say?
Sonic: I SAID THAT I DECLINE YOU FAT FREAK!!!
Now would be a good time for everyone to get out of their hiding places.
.
Um they get out of their hiding places.
Eggman: (gasp) EGAD!!
Sonic: eheh. We figured you out Eggwipe.
Eggman: So you figured me out huh?
Sonic: That's what I jus' said!
Eggman: Oh well guess what? I figured you would fall for my trap.or not fall for my trap.great.this is very confusing.Well, you fell for whatever I have up my sleeve.(pulls something out of his sleeve)Which is this!
Lei: What is it?
Eggman: .that's not important.
Sonic: We've got you cornered Eggface. There is no way to escape. Drop yur little toy now.
Eggman: Alright. Fine. I surrender.
Eggman drops the little mechanical ball, but after it is dropped, it flys up into the air and explodes creating a wormhole.
Eggman: HA HA HA HA HAAAA! Who's the genius now!? This wormhole will suck you all up and you'll end up trapped in another demension!
Sonic: GRAB ONTO SOMETHING!
Everyone grabs onto either a tree branch, a stump, or a twig.
Eggman: I am the ultimate!
Shadow: Nnooo! He took my line! He truly is evil!
Sonic: Can't hold on much longer, but I will never let go!
Bandit: This.is .stuupid!
Bandit loses her grip and is sent flying through the wormhole.
Sonic&Shadow: BANDIT!
Rouge: I knew thy well.Alright!
Shadow: Aw man! Argh! My hands are slipping!
Rouge: Well Shadow, my stomach isn't the best thing to hold on to in a life threatening situation!
Shadow: Not my fault your stomach is too smooth! (Shadow slips but grabs onto Rouge's tail) That was close.
Rouge:*o* YYYEEEEOOOOUUUCCH!!
Shadow: Uh.that's not good.
Rouge: Let.go.of.my.tail.
Rouge lets go of the branch she was holding onto. Her and Shadow rise into the wormhole.
Shadow: UNCLE! UNCLE!
Rouge: *_*
Sonic: Guys! Come back!
Knuckles: Rouge!
Eggman: HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!
Sonic: Now what?
We won't find out until the next chapter. Try and control yourself. I know you can't contain yourselves.yea.
Next chapter: Meet the Evils part 2
Remember to read & review!! Pleaz people!!