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Episode1
Meet The Evils
part 2
Last time, Shadow, Rouge, and Bandit have been sucked into Eggman's wormhole and are sent to another dimension . . .
Shadow, Rouge, & Bandit: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Rouge: I'm too young to die! I'm only 17 years old! Take Bandit! She's 21!
Bandit: Put a sock in it!
Shadow: -_- . . .
A portal opens on the other end of the mid-dimension. They drop out onto a cold, hard floor.
Shadow: (gets up) Yeouch. What a trip.
Rouge: (blink) Where are we? (blink blink)
Bandit: Somewhere obviously.
Rouge: That helps.
All three of them look around at their surroundings. They are in some sort of underground mine (think of Moria in the Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring). Shadow looks around and takes a step forward but trips over something.
Rouge: Clutz.
Shadow: Eh? What is this?
Shadow picks up a small device. It looks like a small metallic ball with triangle wings and an antenna. Sketched on the side of it is 'Scannum 3.0'
Shadow: What's this shit do?
Rouge: Who cares. Put it down. Who knows where it's been.
Shadow: It's been here.
Rouge: T_T . . . No really, ya think?
Bandit: . . . morons.
Rouge: You can keep it if it's anything useful, otherwise it would just be a waste of space.
Bandit: (smirks) You have enough space on you already . . .
Rouge: . . . What's that noise?
Shadow & Bandit: What noise?
Rouge: . . . I swear I heard something.
Bandit: Could it be the boogie man who is trying to get rid of our Rouge problem?
Rouge: ;-; Not funny! I use to be afraid of the boogie man!
Shadow: (looks at a projection made by the Scannum 3.0) . . . Tongzombie.
Bandit: What the hell is that?
Rouge: There's that noise again- OH! What a RANCID smell!! (holds her nose and looks behind her. Rouge's eyes widen, for a good two feet behind her is a "Tongzombie" climbing down from a support beam.)
Shadow, Bandit & Rouge: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Shadow, Bandit & Rouge run away from the Tongzombie but then more start crawling from the shadows of the underground mine. Shadow, out of curiosity points the Scannum 3.0 at one of the Tongzombies and a projection comes from it with information on it.
Shadow: Hey girls, the Scannum is useful. Listen to this . . .
'Tongzombie
Tonafulus merrimalus
The Tongzombie lives in cold, dark regions. They live on fear and eat the dreams of their prey. Tongzombies hate the light and if exposed to it, one would immediately shrivel up and die on contact.'
Bandit: I hate the light too, but I'd never shrivel up and die from it.
Rouge: You think there'd be light around when you need it but it's completely dark here.
Bandit: Where do we go?
Shadow: I don't know. In the meantime, just keep running!
They continue running until they approach a dead end.
Rouge: We're trapped!
Shadow: Not for long!
Right in front of them there is some sort of a well but it looks empty. Shadow looks back to see that the Tongzombies are gaining on them.
Shadow: Jump!
Shadow jumps in the well. Rouge and Bandit look at each other, then at the approaching Tongzombies, then down the well, and at eachother again and shrug their shoulders and jump into the well after Shadow. They fall until they come up to an underground lake which they fall into.
Bandit: Where's Shadow?
Rouge: He can't swim remember!?
They see Shadow splashing around in the water.
Shadow: Assistance . . . please!
Bandit swims to Shadow and helps him to shore. Rouge follows but a shark fin starts to encircle her. She also feels something pulling her down into the water.
Bandit: Rouge!
Shadow: . . .
Rouge is under water filled with three salt-water crocodiles and a shark. One of the ferocious crocs pulled her under. The Crocodiles are trying to snap at her. Rouge grabs one of them by the snout and holds it. The last croc is biting on her stomache but she is protected because she is wearing that Saiyan breatplate thing ( ya know, the one Vegeta wears in Dragon Ball Z? For you people who don't watch it and have no clue then your loss. Anyway, let me just tell you her outfit real quick. For a shirt, she wears the Saiyan armor, with blue jeans and light brown knee high boots with some yellow traced pattern on them. Okay, back to story). The shark is swimming closer to her with it's mouth opened and Rouge is running out of air. So, all of a sudden, her brain clicks and she takes the crocodile that she is holding by the snout and holds it in front of her. The shark has no choice but to chomp on it. Rouge immediately lets go of the croc and since sharks are attracted to blood a diversion is made and it starts chewind on the croc. Eventually the other two crocs want some of the meat so they let go of Rouge and swim back down towards the shark and end up getting killed too. Rouge is almost out of air and is still swimming up to the surface when the shark gives chase. Rouge looks down to see the shark coming for her and uses her blackwave attack to kill the shark. The shockwave sends her up to the surface.
Bandit: Poor Rouge . . . I knew she was my rival and all but . . .
Shadow: Hey look! (points to the water)
Rouge emerges from the water heavily breathing. Shadow and Bandit start laughing histerically.
Rouge: What in planet Mobius is so darn funny!?
Shadow: Your . . . fur!
Rouge: huh? (walks up to shore)
Bandit: . . . it's . . . PINK!
Rouge: What? (takes a look at her reflection in the grimy and now bloody water) HOW'D MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE FUR TURN PINK!?
Shadow: I'm guessing your fur got stained by the crocodile blood. Your fur's not red because some of the water must have washed it out, but still left a bit of it in there to make your fur a light pink.
Bandit: -_- That's the most you said this whole episode.
Rouge: O.o THIS IS TERRIBLE!! MY FUR IS STAINED!! UNCLEAN! I'M UNCLEAN!!!
Bandit: Can we go already? The exit is all the way over there.
Shadow: Hmph. A little far but we can make it.
Rouge: Let's go then! I have to find a hotspring or something!
Shadow & Bandit chase after Rouge towards the exit. Many sounds are heard. The three stop to listen to what it might be.
Shadow: This doesn't sound good.
Bandit: What are we waiting for? Look
Bandit points to the exit which is slowly closing. Tongzombies begin to craw out of the shadows but there is now millions of them crawling around.
Shadow: Run for it!
They all start to run for the door. The Tongzombies try and get in their way. Shadow sees that Bandit & Rouge are getting left behind so he runs back, grabs both of them by their wrists and blasts off at full speed knocking whatever is in Shadow's path.
Rouge: We're not gonna make it!
Bandit: (grits teeth nervously)
Shadow: Here we go! SOMERSAULT!
Shadow does a somersault and rolls under the door with Bandit & Rouge before the door shuts over them. They are now outside of the mines. The grass is green and the morning air is almost crisp.
Rouge: (takes a whiff of the fresh breeze) Air . . .
Shadow: Whew! That did it. I am now officially tired.
Bandit: Aren't we all . . .
Rouge: I think all of us are hungry but where the hell are we gonna get some food?
Shadow: They should at least have one restaurant, fast food place, or a bar around wherever we are.
Bandit: Looks like we have some scavenging to do.
Now what? Will Shadow, Rouge, and Bandit starve or will they actually find something to eat in this strange dimension? These questions will most likely be answered in the next episode.
Episode 2
Pay for Nothing
Pleaz R&R!!!
Shadow: If you don't review, I'll come to your house with a fishing line . . . and . . . and . . . and I'll do something . . . EVIIIL!
Bandit: Or we could just get really pissed off and make plans for world domination.
Rouge: And I get to keep all the valuable jewels!
Shadow, Rouge, & Bandit: So read & review Today!
Shadow: (holding a string of fishing line) . . . If you want to live . . .
Episode1
Meet The Evils
part 2
Last time, Shadow, Rouge, and Bandit have been sucked into Eggman's wormhole and are sent to another dimension . . .
Shadow, Rouge, & Bandit: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Rouge: I'm too young to die! I'm only 17 years old! Take Bandit! She's 21!
Bandit: Put a sock in it!
Shadow: -_- . . .
A portal opens on the other end of the mid-dimension. They drop out onto a cold, hard floor.
Shadow: (gets up) Yeouch. What a trip.
Rouge: (blink) Where are we? (blink blink)
Bandit: Somewhere obviously.
Rouge: That helps.
All three of them look around at their surroundings. They are in some sort of underground mine (think of Moria in the Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring). Shadow looks around and takes a step forward but trips over something.
Rouge: Clutz.
Shadow: Eh? What is this?
Shadow picks up a small device. It looks like a small metallic ball with triangle wings and an antenna. Sketched on the side of it is 'Scannum 3.0'
Shadow: What's this shit do?
Rouge: Who cares. Put it down. Who knows where it's been.
Shadow: It's been here.
Rouge: T_T . . . No really, ya think?
Bandit: . . . morons.
Rouge: You can keep it if it's anything useful, otherwise it would just be a waste of space.
Bandit: (smirks) You have enough space on you already . . .
Rouge: . . . What's that noise?
Shadow & Bandit: What noise?
Rouge: . . . I swear I heard something.
Bandit: Could it be the boogie man who is trying to get rid of our Rouge problem?
Rouge: ;-; Not funny! I use to be afraid of the boogie man!
Shadow: (looks at a projection made by the Scannum 3.0) . . . Tongzombie.
Bandit: What the hell is that?
Rouge: There's that noise again- OH! What a RANCID smell!! (holds her nose and looks behind her. Rouge's eyes widen, for a good two feet behind her is a "Tongzombie" climbing down from a support beam.)
Shadow, Bandit & Rouge: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Shadow, Bandit & Rouge run away from the Tongzombie but then more start crawling from the shadows of the underground mine. Shadow, out of curiosity points the Scannum 3.0 at one of the Tongzombies and a projection comes from it with information on it.
Shadow: Hey girls, the Scannum is useful. Listen to this . . .
'Tongzombie
Tonafulus merrimalus
The Tongzombie lives in cold, dark regions. They live on fear and eat the dreams of their prey. Tongzombies hate the light and if exposed to it, one would immediately shrivel up and die on contact.'
Bandit: I hate the light too, but I'd never shrivel up and die from it.
Rouge: You think there'd be light around when you need it but it's completely dark here.
Bandit: Where do we go?
Shadow: I don't know. In the meantime, just keep running!
They continue running until they approach a dead end.
Rouge: We're trapped!
Shadow: Not for long!
Right in front of them there is some sort of a well but it looks empty. Shadow looks back to see that the Tongzombies are gaining on them.
Shadow: Jump!
Shadow jumps in the well. Rouge and Bandit look at each other, then at the approaching Tongzombies, then down the well, and at eachother again and shrug their shoulders and jump into the well after Shadow. They fall until they come up to an underground lake which they fall into.
Bandit: Where's Shadow?
Rouge: He can't swim remember!?
They see Shadow splashing around in the water.
Shadow: Assistance . . . please!
Bandit swims to Shadow and helps him to shore. Rouge follows but a shark fin starts to encircle her. She also feels something pulling her down into the water.
Bandit: Rouge!
Shadow: . . .
Rouge is under water filled with three salt-water crocodiles and a shark. One of the ferocious crocs pulled her under. The Crocodiles are trying to snap at her. Rouge grabs one of them by the snout and holds it. The last croc is biting on her stomache but she is protected because she is wearing that Saiyan breatplate thing ( ya know, the one Vegeta wears in Dragon Ball Z? For you people who don't watch it and have no clue then your loss. Anyway, let me just tell you her outfit real quick. For a shirt, she wears the Saiyan armor, with blue jeans and light brown knee high boots with some yellow traced pattern on them. Okay, back to story). The shark is swimming closer to her with it's mouth opened and Rouge is running out of air. So, all of a sudden, her brain clicks and she takes the crocodile that she is holding by the snout and holds it in front of her. The shark has no choice but to chomp on it. Rouge immediately lets go of the croc and since sharks are attracted to blood a diversion is made and it starts chewind on the croc. Eventually the other two crocs want some of the meat so they let go of Rouge and swim back down towards the shark and end up getting killed too. Rouge is almost out of air and is still swimming up to the surface when the shark gives chase. Rouge looks down to see the shark coming for her and uses her blackwave attack to kill the shark. The shockwave sends her up to the surface.
Bandit: Poor Rouge . . . I knew she was my rival and all but . . .
Shadow: Hey look! (points to the water)
Rouge emerges from the water heavily breathing. Shadow and Bandit start laughing histerically.
Rouge: What in planet Mobius is so darn funny!?
Shadow: Your . . . fur!
Rouge: huh? (walks up to shore)
Bandit: . . . it's . . . PINK!
Rouge: What? (takes a look at her reflection in the grimy and now bloody water) HOW'D MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE FUR TURN PINK!?
Shadow: I'm guessing your fur got stained by the crocodile blood. Your fur's not red because some of the water must have washed it out, but still left a bit of it in there to make your fur a light pink.
Bandit: -_- That's the most you said this whole episode.
Rouge: O.o THIS IS TERRIBLE!! MY FUR IS STAINED!! UNCLEAN! I'M UNCLEAN!!!
Bandit: Can we go already? The exit is all the way over there.
Shadow: Hmph. A little far but we can make it.
Rouge: Let's go then! I have to find a hotspring or something!
Shadow & Bandit chase after Rouge towards the exit. Many sounds are heard. The three stop to listen to what it might be.
Shadow: This doesn't sound good.
Bandit: What are we waiting for? Look
Bandit points to the exit which is slowly closing. Tongzombies begin to craw out of the shadows but there is now millions of them crawling around.
Shadow: Run for it!
They all start to run for the door. The Tongzombies try and get in their way. Shadow sees that Bandit & Rouge are getting left behind so he runs back, grabs both of them by their wrists and blasts off at full speed knocking whatever is in Shadow's path.
Rouge: We're not gonna make it!
Bandit: (grits teeth nervously)
Shadow: Here we go! SOMERSAULT!
Shadow does a somersault and rolls under the door with Bandit & Rouge before the door shuts over them. They are now outside of the mines. The grass is green and the morning air is almost crisp.
Rouge: (takes a whiff of the fresh breeze) Air . . .
Shadow: Whew! That did it. I am now officially tired.
Bandit: Aren't we all . . .
Rouge: I think all of us are hungry but where the hell are we gonna get some food?
Shadow: They should at least have one restaurant, fast food place, or a bar around wherever we are.
Bandit: Looks like we have some scavenging to do.
Now what? Will Shadow, Rouge, and Bandit starve or will they actually find something to eat in this strange dimension? These questions will most likely be answered in the next episode.
Episode 2
Pay for Nothing
Pleaz R&R!!!
Shadow: If you don't review, I'll come to your house with a fishing line . . . and . . . and . . . and I'll do something . . . EVIIIL!
Bandit: Or we could just get really pissed off and make plans for world domination.
Rouge: And I get to keep all the valuable jewels!
Shadow, Rouge, & Bandit: So read & review Today!
Shadow: (holding a string of fishing line) . . . If you want to live . . .