Different chapter, same disclaimer. For the disclaimer, look for it in the
previous chapters. Okie! Time for the next chapter/episode . . . yea.
Three Evils
Episode3
World's Bloodiest Battle
I think we all know what has happened on the last episode/chapter thing. The Three Evils faced the terrible truth that Eggman's wormhole has sent them 20 years into the future. They also have met a new allie. Donny has provided them shelter overnight as well as giving them a hand full of tips. The morning has arrived now and the Evils begin on their journey. At the moment, all is well . . .
Rouge: I'm tired. My feet hurt. I'm hungry. I'm-
Bandit: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Rouge: You could have asked nicely. -.-;;
Shadow: I do have to admit . . . a few underground insects isn't much of a meal.
Rouge: Ya see! Someone actually understands me!
Bandit: (rolls eyes) Whatever.
Rouge: Is that jealousy I hear in your voice?
Bandit: T_T
Rouge: C'mon talk.
Bandit: . . . you are a self-righteous little twit aren't you?
Rouge: (vein pop) What the hell is that supposed to mean!?
Bandit: You like riddles. Figure it out.
Rouge: Nah. I don't want to waste MY life with YOUR pointless riddles.
Bandit: Then you're dumb.
Rouge: And you're a freak.
Bandit: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO THE FREAK IS!! (tackles Rouge)
Okay. So Bandit and Rouge start fighting each other. Bandit starts with a left jab and about to right jab but Rouge clunks Bandit in the stomach with her left knee. Bandit stumbles back a bit and body slams Rouge. They both roll about in the dirt for a while. Bandit pins down Rouge and start punching her in the face constantly. Rouge manages to get her hands free and scratches Bandit in the face with her claws. They both separate from each other. They enter into a stand down. Bandit holds onto her face in pain and Rouge wipes some blood from her mouth.
Bandit: (pant)
Rouge: (pant)
Bandit & Rouge: Stop fooling around and-
They both turn around to see that Shadow has continued to walk ahead of them and is barely seen above the horizon.
Bandit & Rouge: SHADOW! WAIT! (chase after Shadow)
Shadow: Are you two children done playing?
Bandit: (blushes) What are you talking about?! It's all Rouge's fault!
Rouge: (mimicking Bandit) Its all Rouge's fault . . . . . . uh, sorry. ^- ^;;
Shadow: This is serious girls. We can't afford to lose guard. You remember what Donny said.
Rouge: Donny said a lot of crap!
Shadow: Yes but he knows more of this place than we do. That he does.
Bandit: (rolls eyes)
They continue walking for what seems like forever without saying a word.
Shadow: Huh? (stops walking )
Rouge and Bandit are still walking and bump into him and they all fall down.
Bandit: ROUGE!
Rouge: ;~; What did I do?
They all get up to see the reason why Shadow stopped in the first place.
Bandit: A river . . .
Rouge: WATER! That must mean we're near civilization!
Shadow: (nods his head) Mm Hmm. Let's continue heading straight.
They drink some fresh water from the river and continue on their way. They stop when they reach some strange garden with blood red squash. The Scannum 3.0 blinks and pictures information on its hologram.
Shadow: Scannum's going whack.
-Blood Squash-
'Vegetable famous for it's blood like taste. Many who are cursed vampires seek this vegetable to feed the craving of blood. The founding of this vegetable has truly decreased vampire attacks in the past 14 years.'
Rouge: Sweet.
Shadow: Most truly. Bandit, how would you like to try?
Bandit: Why would I bother? I hate vegetables whether they taste like blood or not, and I am not a vampire.
Rouge: Ya sure about that?
?: (screech)
Shadow, Bandit, & Rouge: Wha?
A shadowy figure swoops down from the air and starts chewing on one of the blood squash.
Rouge: uh . . .
The figure turns around and screeches. A whole herd of shadows start falling from the now dark and cloudy sky. Scannum 3.0 activates once more.
Shadow: Vampire Imp?!
Bandit: What's it say?
Shadow: -Vampire Imp-
Vamparious impervious
'Vampire Imps originate from the planet "Gur" which is found in an entirely different solar system. Vampire Imps can smell blood an acre away. They travel in large herds. When confronting these Imps, be sure to carry garlic.'
Sounds like trouble.
Rouge: Okay . . . I'm scared.
Bandit: Maybe they're not interested in us. I think they came here for the squash.
A little Vampire Imp walks up to Rouge and starts to sniff at her.
Rouge: 'Oh crap.'
The Imp jumps on her shoulders and starts to lick her blood stained fur. Rouge whimpers not knowing what to do and is getting this sick feeling. Meanwhile, Shadow and Bandit are trying to hold back their laughter so as to not startle the Vampire Imps. Rouge feels rain dropping on her head.
Bandit: What the hell?
Shadow: Hm?
Bandit: I could have sworn that I saw blood drop from the sky . . .
Another drop falls. Soon it starts to pour . . . with blood.
Bandit: I knew it!
The Vampire Imps stop what they are doing and stare up into the sky. Then, they look at the Three Evils who are drenched in blood.
Rouge: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW MY WHITE/PINK FUR IS RUINED!
Shadow: Um . . . I think we have bigger things to worry about now . . .
The herd of Vampire Imps surround the threesome. The Imp on Rouge's shoulders scratches Rouge's cheek with its foot. Lightning strikes and the Imps attack the Three Evils. Two imps are tearing at Shadow's arms.
Shadow: ANYONE GOT ANY GARLIC?!
Shadow punches the two imps away from him. More come to slash him but he spin kicks them away. Two more imps come up from behind and snap at him but Shadow somersaults and homing attacks them.
A whole group of imps are surrounding Bandit. One of them charges at her, but she kicks it back into the crowd surrounding her. Two imps charge at her but she counters their attempt as well.
Bandit: I know you dumb little imps can be tougher than that.
One imp scratches at Bandit and slices her elbow.
Bandit: I'm tired of you.
Bandit uses her special attack.
Bandit: BANDIT BALL!!
A large surge of bright energy forms from her hands and she releases it so that it engulfs all of the Vampire Imps surrounding her on every side. As soon as those were vaporized another group chases after her.
Rouge is going through mad rage. She's constantly kicking away her pursuers. Sadly, no matter what she does to them, they keep coming back for more. One of the imps sneak up from behind and bite Rouge on her left shoulder. She yelps in pain and tries to slam the little nuisance off of her but it holds a tight grip. Other imps are latching onto her too.
Rouge: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!! Haven't you realized how much of a bad week I'm having!? AAHRG! I end up in this weird place to meet creepy zombies who want to eat me, I almost become a shark's fast food lunch, I stained my fur pink, I find out that this planet IS earth and is run by Eggman, I find out that my fiancée is dead, I'm practically starving to death myself, it rains blood and now my fur is red, and now I have all of YOU hanging onto me like I'm some BIG JUICY STEAK!! TO HELL WITH IT! I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Rouge tears one of them hanging from her arm off. Then she tears another off of her pants. She powers up and raises her energy to knock the rest of them off. While the imps are in mid-air, Rouge fires at them with a rapid Black Wave attack. The imps fall to the floor injured and she breaks into a mad run scratching at all of them with her claws. Lightning flashes and thunder is heard right after. Rouge stands straight up looking at her victims not even caring that she is soaked in blood.
Shadow continues to spin dash at the imps cutting open wounds and hearing their shrieks of agony. One imp kicks Shadow in spin mode causing its leg to be severely damaged. Shadow flies into another direction hitting another imp's head cutting it up instantly. Shadow lands on his feet to see more imps arriving toward the bloody fight. He looks around for the moment. All he sees is red from the blood from the sky falling into his eyes.
Shadow: 'This is weird.' (turns to Bandit who is busy fighting her own share) There's just too many!
Bandit: (block) Yeah (block) (punch) I know. (duck) What do we do (dodge) about it?
Rouge comes running up to them.
Rouge: You won't believe what's happening! They're tearing each other apart.
Shadow: What?
Bandit: She's right.
Shadow: It must be (kicks away an imp) because they are attracted to the blood and they are confused.
Rouge: What if . . . that's it! They must be blind but they can sense blood and hear well!
Shadow: If they were blind, don't you think Scannum would have pointed that out? (kicks another imp away)
Rouge: Good point.
Bandit: Rouge! Handle these Vampire Imps and I'll carry out my plan!
Rouge: (runs up to Bandit) Which is . . .?
Bandit: You'll see. (runs away)
Rouge: T.T;; Some plan . . .
Rouge and Shadow stand back to back and are hitting the imps that rush at them. The imps surround them in a circle and all charge at Shadow and Rouge. They grab each other's hand and spin kick hitting all the imps to the floor.
Shadow: What the hell is Bandit's master plan.
Rouge: You'll see. (smirks)
Shadow and Rouge continue fighting off the Vampire Imps. Lightning strikes and Bandit comes rushing in at full speed toward the large crowd of imps surrounding Shadow and Rouge.
Bandit: HERE IT COMES!!! (evil grin)
Bandit rushes at each imp and slashes them at lightning speed with her super, razor sharp claws.
Bandit: Shadow! Rouge! Inflict some damage! Cut them up!
Shadow spin dashes some of the remaining imps tearing them up with his knife-like quills. Rouge slashes at the imps in a similar fashion to what Bandit has done.
Bandit: Stand back and relax! (motions for Rouge & Shadow to come)
They follow Bandit behind a small boulder and watch the imps tearing each other apart. The imps scratch and slash, tearing with their teeth and claws at each other. Blood falling from the bodies as well as from the sky. It looks like the whole world is in a bloody war. They continue this barbaric match against themselves until the last, the strongest survives. The Vampire Imp looks around for a moment as the sky begins to clear up and the sun returns. The imp begins to notice the ruins of the bodies of his own kind. He screeches in agony for his loss and turns around to see the Three Evils out of their hiding place and standing right in front of him with smirking faces. The imp runs as fast as his tired, bloody feet can carry him. He takes flight into the light evening crimson sky with the sun just peeking above the horizon. When the imp is a few hundred feet away. . .
Shadow: Chaos Spear!
The last Vampire Imp has been strike down and plummets to the ground, dead.
Shadow: I guess we can call that a day.
Rouge: (sniffs herself) Eeewww. I need a bath.
Bandit: Yeah. You stink.
Rouge: (smells Bandit) O.o Aaarrrrggg! You smell worse than I do!
Bandit: Uuuhh . . .
Shadow: (laughs) We should find some sort of bathing place.
Rouge: Yea. Bandit needs a bath!
Bandit: Whaddya mean!?
Shadow: Let's head to the shower place!
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troubled-ego: There's that episode!
Rouge: Don't you mean chapter?
troubled-ego: Banana, telephone, same difference.
Rouge: . . . I'm not gonna ask.
troubled-ego: I think you guys will like the next . . . Chapter!
-Cream without Cheese-
Rouge: Great title.
troubled-ego: I tried. The Three Evils meet up with Cream the Rabbit. Cream is pissed off and I'm not gonna tell you why. You have to read the next chappy to find out.
Rouge: Am I gonna be in this one?
troubled-ego: Of course! You're gonna fight Cream! ^_^
Rouge: O.o WHAT?!
troubled-ego: Read the next chapter with plenty of Rouge and Cream fighting!
Rouge: -_-;; Well said.
troubled-ego: Thanx.
Rouge: I'm gonna die!
troubled-ego: Don't forget to review!
Screen fades to black. Shadow and Bandit walk onto the screen.
Shadow: Where did everybody go?
Bandit: I think you took a wrong turn at the fire hydrant.
Shadow: -.-;;
previous chapters. Okie! Time for the next chapter/episode . . . yea.
Three Evils
Episode3
World's Bloodiest Battle
I think we all know what has happened on the last episode/chapter thing. The Three Evils faced the terrible truth that Eggman's wormhole has sent them 20 years into the future. They also have met a new allie. Donny has provided them shelter overnight as well as giving them a hand full of tips. The morning has arrived now and the Evils begin on their journey. At the moment, all is well . . .
Rouge: I'm tired. My feet hurt. I'm hungry. I'm-
Bandit: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Rouge: You could have asked nicely. -.-;;
Shadow: I do have to admit . . . a few underground insects isn't much of a meal.
Rouge: Ya see! Someone actually understands me!
Bandit: (rolls eyes) Whatever.
Rouge: Is that jealousy I hear in your voice?
Bandit: T_T
Rouge: C'mon talk.
Bandit: . . . you are a self-righteous little twit aren't you?
Rouge: (vein pop) What the hell is that supposed to mean!?
Bandit: You like riddles. Figure it out.
Rouge: Nah. I don't want to waste MY life with YOUR pointless riddles.
Bandit: Then you're dumb.
Rouge: And you're a freak.
Bandit: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO THE FREAK IS!! (tackles Rouge)
Okay. So Bandit and Rouge start fighting each other. Bandit starts with a left jab and about to right jab but Rouge clunks Bandit in the stomach with her left knee. Bandit stumbles back a bit and body slams Rouge. They both roll about in the dirt for a while. Bandit pins down Rouge and start punching her in the face constantly. Rouge manages to get her hands free and scratches Bandit in the face with her claws. They both separate from each other. They enter into a stand down. Bandit holds onto her face in pain and Rouge wipes some blood from her mouth.
Bandit: (pant)
Rouge: (pant)
Bandit & Rouge: Stop fooling around and-
They both turn around to see that Shadow has continued to walk ahead of them and is barely seen above the horizon.
Bandit & Rouge: SHADOW! WAIT! (chase after Shadow)
Shadow: Are you two children done playing?
Bandit: (blushes) What are you talking about?! It's all Rouge's fault!
Rouge: (mimicking Bandit) Its all Rouge's fault . . . . . . uh, sorry. ^- ^;;
Shadow: This is serious girls. We can't afford to lose guard. You remember what Donny said.
Rouge: Donny said a lot of crap!
Shadow: Yes but he knows more of this place than we do. That he does.
Bandit: (rolls eyes)
They continue walking for what seems like forever without saying a word.
Shadow: Huh? (stops walking )
Rouge and Bandit are still walking and bump into him and they all fall down.
Bandit: ROUGE!
Rouge: ;~; What did I do?
They all get up to see the reason why Shadow stopped in the first place.
Bandit: A river . . .
Rouge: WATER! That must mean we're near civilization!
Shadow: (nods his head) Mm Hmm. Let's continue heading straight.
They drink some fresh water from the river and continue on their way. They stop when they reach some strange garden with blood red squash. The Scannum 3.0 blinks and pictures information on its hologram.
Shadow: Scannum's going whack.
-Blood Squash-
'Vegetable famous for it's blood like taste. Many who are cursed vampires seek this vegetable to feed the craving of blood. The founding of this vegetable has truly decreased vampire attacks in the past 14 years.'
Rouge: Sweet.
Shadow: Most truly. Bandit, how would you like to try?
Bandit: Why would I bother? I hate vegetables whether they taste like blood or not, and I am not a vampire.
Rouge: Ya sure about that?
?: (screech)
Shadow, Bandit, & Rouge: Wha?
A shadowy figure swoops down from the air and starts chewing on one of the blood squash.
Rouge: uh . . .
The figure turns around and screeches. A whole herd of shadows start falling from the now dark and cloudy sky. Scannum 3.0 activates once more.
Shadow: Vampire Imp?!
Bandit: What's it say?
Shadow: -Vampire Imp-
Vamparious impervious
'Vampire Imps originate from the planet "Gur" which is found in an entirely different solar system. Vampire Imps can smell blood an acre away. They travel in large herds. When confronting these Imps, be sure to carry garlic.'
Sounds like trouble.
Rouge: Okay . . . I'm scared.
Bandit: Maybe they're not interested in us. I think they came here for the squash.
A little Vampire Imp walks up to Rouge and starts to sniff at her.
Rouge: 'Oh crap.'
The Imp jumps on her shoulders and starts to lick her blood stained fur. Rouge whimpers not knowing what to do and is getting this sick feeling. Meanwhile, Shadow and Bandit are trying to hold back their laughter so as to not startle the Vampire Imps. Rouge feels rain dropping on her head.
Bandit: What the hell?
Shadow: Hm?
Bandit: I could have sworn that I saw blood drop from the sky . . .
Another drop falls. Soon it starts to pour . . . with blood.
Bandit: I knew it!
The Vampire Imps stop what they are doing and stare up into the sky. Then, they look at the Three Evils who are drenched in blood.
Rouge: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW MY WHITE/PINK FUR IS RUINED!
Shadow: Um . . . I think we have bigger things to worry about now . . .
The herd of Vampire Imps surround the threesome. The Imp on Rouge's shoulders scratches Rouge's cheek with its foot. Lightning strikes and the Imps attack the Three Evils. Two imps are tearing at Shadow's arms.
Shadow: ANYONE GOT ANY GARLIC?!
Shadow punches the two imps away from him. More come to slash him but he spin kicks them away. Two more imps come up from behind and snap at him but Shadow somersaults and homing attacks them.
A whole group of imps are surrounding Bandit. One of them charges at her, but she kicks it back into the crowd surrounding her. Two imps charge at her but she counters their attempt as well.
Bandit: I know you dumb little imps can be tougher than that.
One imp scratches at Bandit and slices her elbow.
Bandit: I'm tired of you.
Bandit uses her special attack.
Bandit: BANDIT BALL!!
A large surge of bright energy forms from her hands and she releases it so that it engulfs all of the Vampire Imps surrounding her on every side. As soon as those were vaporized another group chases after her.
Rouge is going through mad rage. She's constantly kicking away her pursuers. Sadly, no matter what she does to them, they keep coming back for more. One of the imps sneak up from behind and bite Rouge on her left shoulder. She yelps in pain and tries to slam the little nuisance off of her but it holds a tight grip. Other imps are latching onto her too.
Rouge: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!! Haven't you realized how much of a bad week I'm having!? AAHRG! I end up in this weird place to meet creepy zombies who want to eat me, I almost become a shark's fast food lunch, I stained my fur pink, I find out that this planet IS earth and is run by Eggman, I find out that my fiancée is dead, I'm practically starving to death myself, it rains blood and now my fur is red, and now I have all of YOU hanging onto me like I'm some BIG JUICY STEAK!! TO HELL WITH IT! I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Rouge tears one of them hanging from her arm off. Then she tears another off of her pants. She powers up and raises her energy to knock the rest of them off. While the imps are in mid-air, Rouge fires at them with a rapid Black Wave attack. The imps fall to the floor injured and she breaks into a mad run scratching at all of them with her claws. Lightning flashes and thunder is heard right after. Rouge stands straight up looking at her victims not even caring that she is soaked in blood.
Shadow continues to spin dash at the imps cutting open wounds and hearing their shrieks of agony. One imp kicks Shadow in spin mode causing its leg to be severely damaged. Shadow flies into another direction hitting another imp's head cutting it up instantly. Shadow lands on his feet to see more imps arriving toward the bloody fight. He looks around for the moment. All he sees is red from the blood from the sky falling into his eyes.
Shadow: 'This is weird.' (turns to Bandit who is busy fighting her own share) There's just too many!
Bandit: (block) Yeah (block) (punch) I know. (duck) What do we do (dodge) about it?
Rouge comes running up to them.
Rouge: You won't believe what's happening! They're tearing each other apart.
Shadow: What?
Bandit: She's right.
Shadow: It must be (kicks away an imp) because they are attracted to the blood and they are confused.
Rouge: What if . . . that's it! They must be blind but they can sense blood and hear well!
Shadow: If they were blind, don't you think Scannum would have pointed that out? (kicks another imp away)
Rouge: Good point.
Bandit: Rouge! Handle these Vampire Imps and I'll carry out my plan!
Rouge: (runs up to Bandit) Which is . . .?
Bandit: You'll see. (runs away)
Rouge: T.T;; Some plan . . .
Rouge and Shadow stand back to back and are hitting the imps that rush at them. The imps surround them in a circle and all charge at Shadow and Rouge. They grab each other's hand and spin kick hitting all the imps to the floor.
Shadow: What the hell is Bandit's master plan.
Rouge: You'll see. (smirks)
Shadow and Rouge continue fighting off the Vampire Imps. Lightning strikes and Bandit comes rushing in at full speed toward the large crowd of imps surrounding Shadow and Rouge.
Bandit: HERE IT COMES!!! (evil grin)
Bandit rushes at each imp and slashes them at lightning speed with her super, razor sharp claws.
Bandit: Shadow! Rouge! Inflict some damage! Cut them up!
Shadow spin dashes some of the remaining imps tearing them up with his knife-like quills. Rouge slashes at the imps in a similar fashion to what Bandit has done.
Bandit: Stand back and relax! (motions for Rouge & Shadow to come)
They follow Bandit behind a small boulder and watch the imps tearing each other apart. The imps scratch and slash, tearing with their teeth and claws at each other. Blood falling from the bodies as well as from the sky. It looks like the whole world is in a bloody war. They continue this barbaric match against themselves until the last, the strongest survives. The Vampire Imp looks around for a moment as the sky begins to clear up and the sun returns. The imp begins to notice the ruins of the bodies of his own kind. He screeches in agony for his loss and turns around to see the Three Evils out of their hiding place and standing right in front of him with smirking faces. The imp runs as fast as his tired, bloody feet can carry him. He takes flight into the light evening crimson sky with the sun just peeking above the horizon. When the imp is a few hundred feet away. . .
Shadow: Chaos Spear!
The last Vampire Imp has been strike down and plummets to the ground, dead.
Shadow: I guess we can call that a day.
Rouge: (sniffs herself) Eeewww. I need a bath.
Bandit: Yeah. You stink.
Rouge: (smells Bandit) O.o Aaarrrrggg! You smell worse than I do!
Bandit: Uuuhh . . .
Shadow: (laughs) We should find some sort of bathing place.
Rouge: Yea. Bandit needs a bath!
Bandit: Whaddya mean!?
Shadow: Let's head to the shower place!
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troubled-ego: There's that episode!
Rouge: Don't you mean chapter?
troubled-ego: Banana, telephone, same difference.
Rouge: . . . I'm not gonna ask.
troubled-ego: I think you guys will like the next . . . Chapter!
-Cream without Cheese-
Rouge: Great title.
troubled-ego: I tried. The Three Evils meet up with Cream the Rabbit. Cream is pissed off and I'm not gonna tell you why. You have to read the next chappy to find out.
Rouge: Am I gonna be in this one?
troubled-ego: Of course! You're gonna fight Cream! ^_^
Rouge: O.o WHAT?!
troubled-ego: Read the next chapter with plenty of Rouge and Cream fighting!
Rouge: -_-;; Well said.
troubled-ego: Thanx.
Rouge: I'm gonna die!
troubled-ego: Don't forget to review!
Screen fades to black. Shadow and Bandit walk onto the screen.
Shadow: Where did everybody go?
Bandit: I think you took a wrong turn at the fire hydrant.
Shadow: -.-;;