Ba'al's Virus
Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own STARGATE SG-1 or anything belonging to them!
Also I write during my classes at school so the characters might seem a little out of it fair warning! Also its midterm at my school so it'll be a while on updates.
means they are signing
" means talking
italic means what the are thinking
Bold is when some one is being Sassy ect. (I am the pro at being Sassy! Especially on P.M.S.)
"Sir three (3) Jaffa are guarding the gate. There are two (2) patrols surrounding. They're Ba'al's. It doesn't look good Sir."
"Ya think Carter."
"O'Neill would it not be wise to continue this else where? There is a patrol approaching."
"Right kids move out. Space Monkey you and Teal'c go south Carter and I will go north meet you at the temple soon."
"'K Jack see ya soon Sam."
"Daniel Jackson come this way."
"Right Carter take point."
"Yes Sir."
5 Minutes Later
"Carter how much longer?"
"Sir you asked that five (5) minutes ago it's the same answer."
"Hey ahh Teal'c."
"Yes Daniel Jackson."
"Do you hear anyone?"
"No I do not."
"Good."
"Why do you ask?"
"I just need to use a tree that's all."
Eyebrow raises."I need to pee."
"In that case use a tree Daniel Jackson."
'Uhhhh thanks. I'll be right back."
"Carter." Jack whined.
"Yes Sir?" Sam asked in a strained voice.
"Are we there yet? Uhh Carter you're turning purple. Carter."
"Sir. You. Asked. That. 20. Minutes. Ago. We. Are. Still. Several. Miles. Away. From. The. Temple! Now. Please. Stop. Whining!"
"I wasn't whining."
"Yes you were Sir."
"I don't whine."
"Yes you do."
"Do not."
"Do."
"Do not."
"Do not."
"Do."
"Do not."
"Sir this is pointless."
"you're right let's go silent."
Sir you do whine.
No I do not!
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Carter hush!
Sir I am hushed. I am not talking.
I meant stop signing Major.
Yes Sir. Sam signed and the mock saluted Jack.
Hey I feel sassed Major.
Sir did you sign assed?
No I signed S A S S E D.
Interesting.
Major you are bordering insubordination.
Sir Me?
Yes you.
Sam does an impression of Teal'c's eyebrow thing.
Yeah who am I kidding the board would probably believe you over me anyway. Jack sticks his tongue out at Sam's back.
Sam turns around with an evil smile, signs and walks away. I heard that Sir. You really shouldn't stick your tongue out on other planets.
Damn she is good! Wonder what she's like in..... Whoa Jack down boy get out of those thoughts repeat after me 2IC, 2IC, 2IC, 2IC, 2IC. Damn it ain't working. O god look at that. Walking up a hill Yumm. Crap. Right think of your old English teacher. Come on buddy you can defeat this. Crap. Right o how 'bout Phyllis Diller. Yuck good at least Those thoughts are gone.
Sir?
What o right yeah but I think Hammond would be on my side.
Sam snorts. Right anyhow I doubt that. See I follow orders You do not.
Hey they were bad orders!
Right by who's definition?
So what do you think Space Monkey And Teal'c are doing right now?
Teal'c is probably carring an injured Daniel to the temple.
Good point never mind. Jack signs while whincing.
Sir what if the SGC tries to contact us they will give away our position.
We are screwed if Jaffa are nearby D'oh. So hope they do not.
Sir o nevermind.
What? Carter What?
Lets just get going shall we Sir.
What you did not tell me what you were going to sign. CARTER.
"Carter!"
Sir I thought you said silent.
Sorry but you ignored me.
What? I mean yes Sir?
Careful of that... (Sam Falls.) root.
"Offff."
"Are you okay?"
"Fine just fine.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Okay then lets move out Carter."
"Yes Sir."
20 Minutes Later During a Surprise Down Pour
"Carter lets scout out that cave ahead."
"Sir?"
"Yes?"
"What of the Jaffa?"
"Hope they aren't already there."
"Joy."
"Huh?"
"Nothing."
"Right."