Author's Note:
All tremble in fear, FOR I HAVE RETURNED!!!
Yes, its me... the Crazy Vampiric Monkey that brought Stu back from the dead in These Days Ya Gotta Have A Sequel, now I bring you the sequel to... Sequel... whoa, too many sequels!
Anyway... I hope this story adds up to the popularity of its predecessor, unlike some other movie sequels out there...
In this story you shall read of the gory misadventures of Stu and Maggie at their new college, which has been picked by the director of Stab 2 to be the set of his movie version of the Windsor College Incident. Sounds like loads of fun doesn't it... I think so!
So please read and review, I hope you all enjoy this little sequel I just HAD to write, I just can't help it... I LOVE Stu!!!
P.S. I promise there will be a bigger body count than that of the first story, what can I say... I was kinda new at the whole "slasher movie fic writing" but now I'm a little more into it, so let the heads roll!
~ Magdalena Iris Roth
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Maggie rushed to grab her backpack as she ran towards the door of her dorm room. She glanced down at her watch as she reached for the doorknob when suddenly the door opened from the outside, almost knocking the brunette to the floor.
"Oops! Sorry!" the red head on the other side of the door wheezed regretfully as she staggered to help steady her roommate.
"You have the worst timing Jasper!" Maggie commented as she picked up her backpack, which she had dropped during their collision.
"I have the worst timing, aren't you the one running late for class?" Jasper replied, pushing her glasses further up on the bridge of her nose.
"Yeah, English Lit... my professor's gonna kick my ass!" she answered hurriedly.
"I gotta get going too, Film Discussion..." Jasper muttered as they walked towards the stairs.
"See ya!" Maggie acknowledged, she then took off running down the hall away from the red head.
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The classroom was packed to its quota as the students filled every seat the room could hold, those who couldn't find a seat lined the walls with clipboards as desks.
"Well, the audience looks especially large today..." the professor announced to the students as he stepped up to his desk at the head of the room. "Lets start today's topic with something a little closer to home, shall we?" he added. "Stab 2... as I'm sure everyone knows the college has been selected as the site for the film to be shot, any takers?" he concluded, opening the discussion for the class.
"Yeah, I heard that this was the director's second choice cuz his first was NYU, and they couldn't shoot there cuz of all the crap that went down last year..." the short boy with light brown hair replied from his seat in the fifth row.
"Lucky us!" the red head in the same row scoffed with dismay.
"What do ya mean?" the professor questioned the girl's sarcasm.
"Jasper's just pissed cuz she has to work on the film, that's all Mr. Livingston." The tall boy in the seventh row announced.
"Come on Stu, ya have to admit... Jenkins is an asshole!" the African- American girl behind him responded.
"What would you know about it Shane?" Stu asked the girl in the seat behind him.
"I was gonna sign up for film duty, then I met the guy and said no way!" Shane answered confidently.
"Why don't someone just stab him then!?!" the black haired girl in the first row interrupted suddenly, her lips lined in dark red lipstick.
"Na, then they'd just make another sequel!" the blonde boy at her side added as he played with one of the many piercings on his face idly.
"Tim doesn't like sequels..." the black haired girl noted as she laid her head on the blonde boy's shoulder.
"Thank you for that astute observation Paige!" Shane remarked smartly, the black haired girl only rolled her eyes at her comment.
"The second Stab can't be any worse than the first!" the short boy in the fifth row, Trevor, stated suddenly.
"Trust me, it can." Jasper answered dully.
"The first was horrible!" Shane told them. "I mean from the first scene on it just went downhill! That damn shower scene just jinxed the whole movie!"
"I know..." Jasper replied. "Ya know there isn't even a shower scene in the book! They just added it for the nudity!"
"I thought they added it for the whole Psycho effect, ya know make the one killer kinda like Norman Bates cuz he had no motive or whatever..." Trevor inquired.
"I don't know, the theme of the movie was totally off!" Jasper sighed. "I mean all it really did was immortalize two people that really should not be seen in that way!"
"How do you mean?" Stu asked curiously.
"They were psychotic, not artists... their actions were based on violence and insanity, especially the one that got away! And now all you read about on the Internet is people who actually idolize Billy Loomis and Stuart Macher... its wrong!" the red head explained, Stu only smiled at her words.
"Please, those two are so not worth idolizing!" Tim muttered dryly from below them.
"Why not?" Stu questioned, his voice now serious.
"They were totally incompetent! I mean what kinda jackass would let Gale Weathers of all people get hold of the gun? And Loomis had a major Mommy complex!" the blonde boy clarified, Stu only glared at him in silence.
"I heard they were lovers..." Paige mockingly implied from next to Tim.
"Who? Billy and his mom?" Shane asked in confusion.
"No, the killers... I heard they were together and that's why they were tryin' to off their girlfriends!" she declared wryly with a sinister smile, Stu only shook his head in disbelief at the idea.
"Na, 'it takes a MAN to do something like that!' " Shane sarcastically quoted in a ditzy voice from the movie, over half of the room erupted with laughter.
"Very funny!" Trevor replied as he crumpled up a piece of paper, he then threw it upward in Shane's direction.
"Hey! Watch it man!" Stu shrieked as he was hit with the ball of paper.
"Sorry dude!" Trevor mumbled back as Shane laughed at them.
"As educational as this conversation has been... I'm gonna have to put it on hold, till lets say... next time?" the professor announced, requesting the small group of conversers' permission to end the discussion.
"Why not!" Shane declared happily.
"Great!" Mr. Livingston agreed. "So, until we meet again..." he said with a bow as the class bell rang.
"Goody, I'll bring my chainsaw!" Stu joked as he stood from his seat, Shane reached down and shoved him slightly as she laughed.
All tremble in fear, FOR I HAVE RETURNED!!!
Yes, its me... the Crazy Vampiric Monkey that brought Stu back from the dead in These Days Ya Gotta Have A Sequel, now I bring you the sequel to... Sequel... whoa, too many sequels!
Anyway... I hope this story adds up to the popularity of its predecessor, unlike some other movie sequels out there...
In this story you shall read of the gory misadventures of Stu and Maggie at their new college, which has been picked by the director of Stab 2 to be the set of his movie version of the Windsor College Incident. Sounds like loads of fun doesn't it... I think so!
So please read and review, I hope you all enjoy this little sequel I just HAD to write, I just can't help it... I LOVE Stu!!!
P.S. I promise there will be a bigger body count than that of the first story, what can I say... I was kinda new at the whole "slasher movie fic writing" but now I'm a little more into it, so let the heads roll!
~ Magdalena Iris Roth
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Maggie rushed to grab her backpack as she ran towards the door of her dorm room. She glanced down at her watch as she reached for the doorknob when suddenly the door opened from the outside, almost knocking the brunette to the floor.
"Oops! Sorry!" the red head on the other side of the door wheezed regretfully as she staggered to help steady her roommate.
"You have the worst timing Jasper!" Maggie commented as she picked up her backpack, which she had dropped during their collision.
"I have the worst timing, aren't you the one running late for class?" Jasper replied, pushing her glasses further up on the bridge of her nose.
"Yeah, English Lit... my professor's gonna kick my ass!" she answered hurriedly.
"I gotta get going too, Film Discussion..." Jasper muttered as they walked towards the stairs.
"See ya!" Maggie acknowledged, she then took off running down the hall away from the red head.
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The classroom was packed to its quota as the students filled every seat the room could hold, those who couldn't find a seat lined the walls with clipboards as desks.
"Well, the audience looks especially large today..." the professor announced to the students as he stepped up to his desk at the head of the room. "Lets start today's topic with something a little closer to home, shall we?" he added. "Stab 2... as I'm sure everyone knows the college has been selected as the site for the film to be shot, any takers?" he concluded, opening the discussion for the class.
"Yeah, I heard that this was the director's second choice cuz his first was NYU, and they couldn't shoot there cuz of all the crap that went down last year..." the short boy with light brown hair replied from his seat in the fifth row.
"Lucky us!" the red head in the same row scoffed with dismay.
"What do ya mean?" the professor questioned the girl's sarcasm.
"Jasper's just pissed cuz she has to work on the film, that's all Mr. Livingston." The tall boy in the seventh row announced.
"Come on Stu, ya have to admit... Jenkins is an asshole!" the African- American girl behind him responded.
"What would you know about it Shane?" Stu asked the girl in the seat behind him.
"I was gonna sign up for film duty, then I met the guy and said no way!" Shane answered confidently.
"Why don't someone just stab him then!?!" the black haired girl in the first row interrupted suddenly, her lips lined in dark red lipstick.
"Na, then they'd just make another sequel!" the blonde boy at her side added as he played with one of the many piercings on his face idly.
"Tim doesn't like sequels..." the black haired girl noted as she laid her head on the blonde boy's shoulder.
"Thank you for that astute observation Paige!" Shane remarked smartly, the black haired girl only rolled her eyes at her comment.
"The second Stab can't be any worse than the first!" the short boy in the fifth row, Trevor, stated suddenly.
"Trust me, it can." Jasper answered dully.
"The first was horrible!" Shane told them. "I mean from the first scene on it just went downhill! That damn shower scene just jinxed the whole movie!"
"I know..." Jasper replied. "Ya know there isn't even a shower scene in the book! They just added it for the nudity!"
"I thought they added it for the whole Psycho effect, ya know make the one killer kinda like Norman Bates cuz he had no motive or whatever..." Trevor inquired.
"I don't know, the theme of the movie was totally off!" Jasper sighed. "I mean all it really did was immortalize two people that really should not be seen in that way!"
"How do you mean?" Stu asked curiously.
"They were psychotic, not artists... their actions were based on violence and insanity, especially the one that got away! And now all you read about on the Internet is people who actually idolize Billy Loomis and Stuart Macher... its wrong!" the red head explained, Stu only smiled at her words.
"Please, those two are so not worth idolizing!" Tim muttered dryly from below them.
"Why not?" Stu questioned, his voice now serious.
"They were totally incompetent! I mean what kinda jackass would let Gale Weathers of all people get hold of the gun? And Loomis had a major Mommy complex!" the blonde boy clarified, Stu only glared at him in silence.
"I heard they were lovers..." Paige mockingly implied from next to Tim.
"Who? Billy and his mom?" Shane asked in confusion.
"No, the killers... I heard they were together and that's why they were tryin' to off their girlfriends!" she declared wryly with a sinister smile, Stu only shook his head in disbelief at the idea.
"Na, 'it takes a MAN to do something like that!' " Shane sarcastically quoted in a ditzy voice from the movie, over half of the room erupted with laughter.
"Very funny!" Trevor replied as he crumpled up a piece of paper, he then threw it upward in Shane's direction.
"Hey! Watch it man!" Stu shrieked as he was hit with the ball of paper.
"Sorry dude!" Trevor mumbled back as Shane laughed at them.
"As educational as this conversation has been... I'm gonna have to put it on hold, till lets say... next time?" the professor announced, requesting the small group of conversers' permission to end the discussion.
"Why not!" Shane declared happily.
"Great!" Mr. Livingston agreed. "So, until we meet again..." he said with a bow as the class bell rang.
"Goody, I'll bring my chainsaw!" Stu joked as he stood from his seat, Shane reached down and shoved him slightly as she laughed.