Bijoux: I don't own Yugioh. Thankyou for reviewing this story it makes me so happy...(wipes tears from eyes) anyone who reads this story please read and review Corad's story...it's called 'Jerry Springer Mishap' or something...last time I checked no one had reviewed it...it broke poor Corad's heart to have no reviews...and on her birthday...so please read and review her story as well...

Chapter 2- Okaaaaay....

Mokuba was so indulged in Barney repeating the same thing, "2 2 is 4", that he didn't hear the door open. He got quite the shock when he turned to see Marik glaring at him.

"Look kid! I don't like you! And you don't like me!" Marik hissed at Mokuba who had now turned completely round to see Marik.

"I like you…." Mokuba whimpered. Marik rolled his eyes then continued.

"So I'll go off and do my things- things which older people do- while you go off and do your stuff! Okay?" Marik said in a girly tone. He then picked up a magazine from the coffee table and strode over to the couch. He began to read it. Laughing at certain things as he went along.

Mokuba went back to the TV. He didn't really understand why Marik was babysitting him….he had the sudden urge to ask. He wiped the tear from his cheek that appeared every time the ending credits rolled down the page for Barney. He turned around and stared at Marik. Marik glanced over the magazine then went back to reading.

Mokuba stilled sat there staring at him. Marik glanced over the mag again and tried to ignore Mokuba. Mokuba still stared.

"Okay that's it!! What the hell do you want from me?!!!" Marik screamed as he threw the magazine to floor and glared at Mokuba.

"Oh…I was just wondering why you wanted to baby-sit…." Mokuba squeaked as Marik tried to calm down.

"Look little girl!" Marik began.

"Boy…." Mokuba corrected him.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE!!!!!!! Just look okay, when you're a little older you're gonna learn the term of money….now, instead of asking your older brother to buy you Barbie dolls for Christmas, you're gonna want money….do you understand? Gooood! Now, your big brother has promised to give me lots and lots of money, if I look after you for a little while, okay?" Marik went through the process of money. Mokuba kept rolling his eyes during the speech, what the hell did Marik think he was…?

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm trying to laugh at Madonna, she fell out a plane you know, it's quite funny to see pictures of her guts being pealed of the White House and American President Gorge W Bush you know…." Marik sighed as he picked up the magazine and flipped back to his favourite page.

Mokuba sighed loudly and stared at Marik. He wanted attention and aimed to get it, soon… Marik had the feeling Mokuba was looking at him again so he glanced over the mag again. He spotted Mokuba sitting there smiling at him.

"Okay twerp! What do you want now?" Marik hissed as he threw the mag away, and stormed over to Mokuba.

"I'm bored….will you play with me…?" Mokuba whimpered as he stared at Marik with puppy dog eyes.

Marik sighed and rolled his eyes with annoyance.

"Do I have to?!" Marik boomed as he crossed his arms.

"Please….?" Mokuba whined, a forced out tear rolled down his face.

Marik sighed and rolled his eyes again. He sat down on the floor next to Mokuba. Mokuba clapped gleefully and chanted, "Yeah! He's gonna play with me!!" Marik rolled his eyes again.

After a while Mokuba and Marik were playing scrabble. Mokuba appeared to be winning….

"You stupid kid!! That's not how you spell it!!" Marik hissed at the sight of Mokuba's sloppy spelling.

"Well then how do you spell it?!" Mokuba screamed back.

"Well you've got everything right until the middle!" Mark boomed, spit covered the board.

Mokuba realised a new plot of revenge….revenge for all the times Marik had humiliated Yugi and co. he slit his eyes and mentally laughed, evilly in his head.

"Well then how do you spell it…?" Mokuba casually asked, he eyed Marik.

"That's easy! It's 'I C U P" Marik said. Mokuba laughed.

"Hey….wait a minute…..YOU SICK CHILD!!!!" Marik screamed as he jumped to his feet and glared at Mokuba as he had a laughing fit on the floor.

"You-yo-you're the one that said it!!!" Mokuba laughed as he rolled all over the place.

"OKAY!!! That's it!! I have a new game!!! It's called let's live in the closet and leave Marik alone!!!" Marik screeched as he picked Mokuba up by the scruff of his neck and carried him upstairs. Marik opened the closet door and threw Mokuba in it. He slammed the door and stormed into the dunny. He carried his magazine in his back pocket.

Marik happily sat on the dunny (won't give detail on what he's actually doing…probably don't wanna know… although it's fairly obvious…) he read his magazine happily. He laughed as he read the Madonna page again.

Madonna faced tragedy today when she flew out an open window on her private jet.

Her pilot and crew claim it was all a April fools joke. Most people love these Madonna murderers now, as they won't have to put up with her anymore.

She was sitting in her seat when all the crew opened the one window all the way. She flew out like a paper bag and fell to her demise.

She was later seen being scrapped off the White House roof and the cement around it. Gorge W Bush was also sprayed with a hose and fumigated after Madonna's spine went down his jacket, and her left eye down his pants.

Marik cackled like a monkey on drugs at the pictures provided.

Michael Jackson claims that Madonna will be his new idol as they are both so alike, "I've always wanted to be around some one who knows what it's like to be falling apart…." Jackson declared after forcing some of Madonna's hair, her right eye, her nose and eyebrows into his pants pocket to be used for his own body.

Marik laughed as he flushed the dunny and washed his hands. He stumbled out the bathroom and went to check on Mokuba. He opened the closet door with caution, but was horrified when he realized Mokuba had escaped…

Bijoux: Um...I'd also like to point out thatI don't like to bring offence to people so if you like Michael Jackson or Maddonna or any other thing I make fun of in this...then yeah...no offence...anyway please review this thing...