Bijoux: Thanks for the reviews people it made me so happy...until Corad started to complian that no one loved her on her birthday, because they didn't review her first fic (Mishap on Jerry Springer)...then she was so happy when she realized that some one had found it in their heart to...if only she hadn't stayed up till like...12:30 pm....grrr....err I don't own Yugioh...too stupid to...I sleep now...(falls asleep. Appears to be snoring like some form of pig beast....)

Chapter 3- We're All Morons…

"I'm not that stupid you know…." Mokuba sighed from in the hallway. Marik spun around and glared at Mokuba.

"Look kid, you may as well stop this little, 'let's kill off the baby sitter', now, because you'll probably find yourself failing miserably and only making me angrier! Therefore I end up killing you!" Marik hissed as he walked out the closet and slammed the door behind him.

"Now, who wants to throw stuff at Yugi?" Marik said as he calmed down and turned his attention onto Yugi who was running around outside with a kite.

"Um….Tea says that's wrong…." Mokuba sulked.

"Well Tea's not here is she….?" Marik hissed.

"Um actually…" Tea said. Marik spun around and almost died at the sight of Tea standing right behind him.

"What the hell do you want women?!!" Marik hissed as he waved his rod threateningly at Tea. Tea narrowed her eyes and glared at Marik. She pushed the rod away from he neck and strode over to Mokuba.

"Mokuba, what has he done to you?" Tea sighed as she bent down next to the used scouring sponge on legs and patted his back.

"Err…nothing yet….." Mokuba replied as he looked at the ground.

"Look you!" Marik howled as he pushed Tea aside, "I have done nothing to this little girl!"

"Boy…." Mokuba and Tea corrected Marik. Marik dropped his eyebrows to form a bored expression on his face.

"WHATEVER! (Sigh) now…as I was saying….. (Clear throat noise) I have done nothing to this thing and I don't intend to waste my precious energy on it! Do you have any idea how much EBay is charging me to stay alive?!!!!" Marik boomed as he pushed Mokuba away this time, and stormed closer to Tea.

Tea rolled her eyes- 'typical male…always in hurry to get somewhere without even knowing where they're going….'

"Yeah….typical male alright Tea…." Mokuba sighed.

Tea turned a worried gaze upon Mokuba….how did he know what Tea had just thought….?

"Mokuba….I don't understand….." Tea shakily said.

"It's okay Tea….always be right here…." Mokuba said as he placed his pointer finger which now appeared to be glowing to his chest (yes…I believe it is imitation ET….).

Tea shook her head….she knew she shouldn't have eaten those cupcakes she'd found on the way in….

'Okay…I think it's over….' Tea told herself.

"Right here…." Mokuba repeated.

"OKAY THAT'S IT!! I'm goin home….." Tea sighed as she walked away. Marik appeared to have been giving her a lecture; he looked offended when she walked away when he was still talking…

"Hummmph…stupid women….so inconsiderate! Every last one of em!" Marik hissed as the front door slammed shut, "Well, maybe all accept you my pretty!" Marik said in a sissy tone as he wondered over to a window and gazed at a granny sitting on her porch on the street below. The granny smiled and waved at Marik, Marik sagged down, the window his only support, he waved back in a goofy way (like when people are in love).

"Yes Aggatha…..you are my little pretty…." Marik sighed as he continued to wave. Mokuba raised an eyebrow, why the hell did Marik have special feelings for a granny?

Marik sighed like a school girl as he lowered his arm. Mokuba snorted, he then began laughing like a pig that had been drugged then rolled down an extremely steep hill.

Marik spun around, anger glowed in his eyes.

"WHAT THE DAMN BLOODY HELL IS SO BLOODY DAMN HELL FUNNY?!!!!!" Marik thundered as he stormed angrily over to Mokuba, who laughed harder.

"GRRRRRR!!!" Marik growled, he was about to whack Mokuba over the head when he heard the door bell ring. "Oooo, door!!!" Marik yelped as he slid down the stair railing. Marik apparently fell off the railing halfway, because Mokuba heard an almighty crash on the floor below, followed by an almighty curse….

Bijoux: (Still asleep. Some one probs it with stick. Wakes up.) What the hell was that?!! Anyway....please review....I'm sleepy...and that thing wants me to go to a pool party today...heh....yeah right....pool beast....heh...yeah that's my mum's boyfriend's name when he goes to the pool...well...what's left of the pool,after he jumps in...heh....yeah...

Corad: Don't insult Scoty...and you said you might consider going to that party....

Bijoux: Get outta my life...(throws Tv at Corad...VCR and Playstation 2 are still attached to it by wires...they hit her too...) Heh....you stupid moocher!!! Hehehehehhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!! Um...yeah....I'm not crazy...(coughs)....