Bijoux: I don't own Yugioh. Err...yeah...well...enjoy...

Chapter 4- Invasion of the idiots…

Mokuba laughed at the sound of Marik abusing the staircase. The doorbell kept going off in the background, Mokuba soon heard Marik cursing it as well….

"Would you all shut the hell up?!!!" Marik screamed at the ceiling, Mokuba stopped laughing; the doorbell stopped ringing and the cars outside stopped. The doorbell rang again. Marik glared at the door, the doorbell melted (okay so maybe this didn't happen…whattya gonna do?).

Marik had soon calmed down enough to open the door, he was automatically pissed when he spotted Joey, Duke, Tea, Yugi and Tristan standing there with smiles spread over their faces.

"Sorry I don't want any…." Marik hissed as he tried to close the door, Joey pushed it open again and Tea and Yugi wandered into the foyer of the house. Marik angrily sighed; he let Joey open the door all the way, now that the two biggest losers were in the house; the damage had already been done.

"Hi Marik!" Yugi squeaked as he wandered over to Marik and smiled up at him.

"Hi loser….." Marik muttered under his breathe.

"Now Marik, language like that isn't nice…." Yugi said, his smile turned upside down and into a frown.

"What the…?! How did you….?" Marik panicked over the fact of Yugi hearing his last comment.

"Oh Marik, when you're this low the ground you always hear everything…..that's why you don't tell secrets around the floor!" Yugi stared up at Marik; Marik still looked confused as anything.

"So…..you got cable in here….?" Tristan said as he and Duke casually wandered into the lounge room. Marik rolled his eyes.

"Probably……" Marik muttered with boredom.

"ALRIGHT!!!!!" Yami said as he stampeded into the house, he had kind of appeared out of nowhere.

"Yami….?" Yugi sighed, "What are you doing here? You're supposed to be babysitting grandpa…." Yugi looked angry as he followed Yami into the lounge room.

"Oh I left him in the tub…." Yami replied as he sat in the middle of the couch next to Duke and Tristan.

Yugi rolled his eyes.

(At Yugi's house)

Solomon was whimpering from the bath tub.

"Umm….hello….? I'd like to get out now…..Yami….? Yugi…..? Tea…..? (Groaning mumble of a voice) Malik….?" Solomon whimpered.

No reply….

(Back at the Kaiba mansion)

Yugi again rolled his eyes. He decided to watch TV as well soon later. He sat in a bundle on the floor.

"Hey! I've heard of this show! Isn't this the one when animals attack Magicians?!!" Duke squealed with happiness at the sight of monkey chasing Houdini off his stage and down the street.

Everyone laughed.

Marik and Tea joined the TV dwellers.

Numerous hours later….

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