I dedicate this to all of us fanfiction authors and authoresses who strain our asses day and night.

=insert text= name =thoughts and who is thinking them, (telepathic ones)

I walk into the room to see Kuronue scratching Kurasu's back on the bed in one corner. His purring sounds are drowned out by the yells of an irritable fire-demon, otherwise known as Hiei. He is yelling at Youko Kurama, for what, with Hiei you never know.

"Don't touch me Kurama, you psycho bastard!" Shouts Hiei at the fox-demon in the other corner of the room on a bed.

"Oh, come on Hiei, it'll be fun." Whispers the fox seductively into his ear. The fox starts to nibble on Hiei's ear and he tries to push Kurama off him as the fox leans in for a kiss.

"Damn fox, get the hell off me or I'll burn your ass all the way to Hell!" Shouts an irate fire-demon.

"I'd like that." Says Kurama yet again in his seductive voice. He licks Hiei's face repeatedly. Hiei pushes Kurama away. I sigh deeply and walk over to the youko and pull the front of his hair down so he has no choice but to face me.

"Ouch! Let go!" Says Youko Kurama loudly.

"Kurama, when Hiei says not to touch him DO NOT TOUCH HIM!" I command harshly.

"But..."Youko Kurama says as tears well up in his eyes. The fox wails and runs in circles. I look at Kuronue and Kurasu who haven't even noticed what is going on yet. "It's not fair! How come you get Hiei and everyone else and I can't, that is soooo unfair!" I sigh deeply.

=Isn't life interesting, Hiei?= I ask mentally.

=Yes, yes it is.= Hiei responds.

=How many more times do you think it will take to get him to stop complaining about unfairness?= I ask

=Too many times to count.= Hiei answers

=Thought so.= I reply.

"Kurama, you boys are my muses, I am the authoress, get it?" I ask calmly.

"Yes, but it is still unfair." He responds.

"Life is unfair, so deal with it and let Hiei be." I say to the fox. He sulks back over to the bed and sits down.

"Fine." Grumbles the fox.

"I'll be eating sweet snow in the kitchen." Says Hiei.

"Ok." I respond. Yomi enters the room with a mischievous smile plastered on his face. He leaps into the bed with Kurama and they start tumbling about.

"I'll be in the kitchen with Hiei eating chocolate." I state then leave the room and close the door behind me.

=What I have to deal with at times is just so frustrating. Muses, carousing demons, bad tempers, homework...=I start to list out everything in my mind.

The moral of this story: Muses are annoying.

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